I screw, study the service manual for disassembly of the notepad, the electronic cigarette is connected to the comp, I charge, parallel steam. A man with round eyes:
What are you doing?
I smoke manual.

When will you have free time?
And I never have it - you can come to anywhere.

Did I fall asleep quickly yesterday? Fuck, I don’t remember it was.
CCZ: Well, in general yes) then the truth woke up and gave out:
If we have a fly, let us call it a seed.
And it broke out ?
I couldn’t sleep for another 20 minutes.

I remember the years at 13, walking with a girlfriend, I saw Hammer, I’m talking about, a cool type of car. Girlfriend: nothing special, heavy, unshakable. I wonder, how do you know? She: I was in GTA on her.

I never betrayed my girlfriend.
Oh you are! How is it?
So this is so. Something was not lucky...

A new employee came, loudly stating that she is a designer with knowledge of Photoshop, Tridemaks, etc. Forcing her to rewrite the notepad data from the monitor, I ask the question: isn't it easier to copy to word? In response, the text will be colorful... I am afraid what will happen next? Molbert and the brushes of the studio.

A discussion of the old clip:
xxx: I downloaded this 8 years ago on the ic-port in.3gp format. The intergalactic hyperfighter.
yyy: I suggest instead of "boyan" write " by iq port received"
Watched on VHS
Vvv: In the diaphilmas saw
WWW: I’ve seen movies in the dark.
Kkk: The cave was painted
Ssss: Even the Cromanians saw

Not all men want to be valued.

A friend called to me whom I had not seen for a long time. We talked about Sam. Here she gives me:
Oh my friend, greet me. My breasts have grown, and now men are looking at me :)

I am so vanilla! =) is
YYY: Anton, you are an adult, a literate man, an engineer, I thought this nonsense wasn’t for you!!!! to
My wife did a massage with vanilla cream! ?

Standing on the beach means photographing beautiful views, palms, the sea...
Suddenly, a fool Jorix runs on me, beats me in the arms and screams:
We are! ? by WILIM!!!! to
What is?! to
The Horizon!! to

A professor of numerical methods once said that we have such a bad economy because economists do not know mathematics.
And looking at the economics teacher, it seems that they don’t even know economics.

Mom is sitting and saying – how much I watch, all the time I wonder – how March, going back 30 years ago, was able to swallow the video camera to the TV, through which port and with what cable?

If a guy kisses a girl after a night of love, but there were no signs of sympathy before, does it mean that I am sympathetic to him and the night was successful?? to

SS: If there were no signs of sympathy before, how did you get into a pastel with him?

I accidentally slept like this.

I was driving from work, and in front of me there were two children aged 8-10, in my hands was a leaflet "Unstoppable 2". I realized that it was a movie with the characters of my generation, not theirs, when Chuck was called Jack, they ticked Stallone with their fingers, thinking it was Willis, and they just didn’t know the name of Schwartz, calling him simply Terminator. It has passed)

After a 7-hour flight Turkey-Russia, the border guard (P) asks the tourist (T):

Q: Are you drunk?
T: No, I was just fucking.

A minute of silence :)

On the morning run I met a cute Armenian girl, agreed to meet tomorrow and run together. The next morning she went out for a walk with her boyfriend.
The Armenians can do it! and :-)

kosmonavt: in blacklog providers for selling amendments to the law on the protection of children from "harmful" information. Now, instead of filtering bugs for schools and “bad websites,” schools must somehow distort themselves.
Alexey: Tell me, why do you need the Internet in school, what teachers, students do in it?
Kosmonavt: Have you heard of electronic journals and electronic homework?
Alexey: That is You only need to have access to one website of the service provider, the rest can be turned off. This does not require complicated firewalls. The problem is removed from the finger.
The mouth: Yes. But for that, you have to filter all the others.
Can you read to the end? This does not require complicated firewalls. Do you think an astronaut can do this in 5 minutes?
Find and filter all existing sites except one, in 5 minutes it will not be able. Every website needs to be filtered.

Discussing the patent war between Samsung and Apple - do not forget that Samsung is engaged in the production of not only household electronics...
For example, he makes mines. This can be a decisive factor in legal disputes ;)

Here at the evening show in the hotel there was a joke. the leading animators Turk asks who is from where. well the overwhelming majority of Angloids. this is understandable. but there are two from Africa, from Uganda. and the white. well they may have crashed so, but this is not the essence. so the animators look at them carefully and says:
How wonderful it is! You took a shower for the first time in your life and immediately became like normal people :)
Grave silence among the English and wild rust among the Turks :) They are not sick with political correctness yet ;)