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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33942
 03.08.2010
Sales of the 1953 victory at the Autoclub Forum:
- I offer fellow clubs to visit the Victory, or we will recruit 120 people, each 500 r. And we ride! Let’s write the symbol of the club. Let’s put it somewhere! Buy the victory!
Didn’t you offer the movie?
Please open their website. They have so many that they can depict the blockade in Moscow 50 years ago.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33941
 03.08.2010
The Datura:
Remember I repaired the cupboard? This is still nonsense.
Today, the mother brings a fan, says: "broken finally". Well, I get the tools, start to scatter it and ask (as it turns out, not in vain):
What is the problem?
I can’t wear clothes.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №33940
 03.08.2010
Explanatory note of the system administrator. The task is to press 20 meters of twisted pair. The result is 60.

The explanatory note. (Originally written by hand)
Please forgive me for not being able to measure the cable with my hands, and started to measure the cable with a roulette 1 meter per piece. I thought it would be exactly 20 meters, pulled one meter out of the bay, but did not calculate, tried, but did with the stock. I pulled the cable as long as I could, I didn’t know that I would stretch up to 60 meters.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33939
 03.08.2010
When I got home from work, my mom grinned:
The grandmother said to come to say goodbye to her, she said she was dying. I approach the bed, lying with an acid mine like that. Grit to her:
Wait until 7 o’clock, until you retire. My mother and I have no money to bury you.
He jumped onto the bed with a whisper:
How much is my pension??? Let’s go see where I’ve written it... And it’s really 7th! Okay I will endure!

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №33938
 03.08.2010
xxx: throw, little of what we have in the bank sysadmin - a girl who has 3 children and the appearance of a teenage boy, height under 185 cm and her husband is a banker, which looks like a jacuzzi under 2 meters tall. So they turned out to be airborne ashmen :) Today they walked in shape and in berets. One managed ATMs, the other made computers. I drank a beer and went out of work :))) And now the hit - warning the director of the bank in writing, why they today have the right to remove from work at lunch :))))) You would see the face of the director :rolf

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33937
 03.08.2010
xxxh: mlinn is such an occupation delaying the computer, one that got up at half nine, nifiga ischo did not do and I don't want to do nifiga)))))))))))

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №33936
 03.08.2010
Natasha (N) calls Kole (K):
N: It is Cole! Happy Birthday!
Q: Thank you, but who is this?
This is your unfulfilled dream!
Q. The motorcycle?! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33935
 03.08.2010
[22:48:46] Dmitry: Sofanya: Imagine what a
Sofanya: I am the leader of the Ubuntu team in Novosibirsk. My name is Sonia. I am 10 years
[22:49:45] Sofanya: 19*

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33934
 03.08.2010
Tagged with: style "ya blonde"
How do you do it?"
“Not very long, not as long as four hours will come ("
Q" and what is four?"
How" and how! Two more hours home!"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33933
 03.08.2010
[12:18:29] xxx: I want to extinguish my cabbage.
[12:18:44] yyy: overcome yourself
[12:19:15] xxx: sh.. I will put myself on the shoulder))
[12:19:19] xxx: on the bed))
[12:19:30] xxx: and I will grab)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33932
 03.08.2010
DIMA_CREATENT (12:48:05 2/08/2010)
And I have some hooks singing rap under the window all night.

DIMA_CREATENT (12:48:21 2/08/2010)
The entire album was recorded.

Elena S. Gracheva (12:48:28 2/08/2010)
I clearly imagined how the hoops sing the rap)))
I have to deal with personal life.


[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №33931
 03.08.2010
Let’s compare Porsche with Camaz. Porch is a clear misunderstanding, as in the front collision Kamaz will disperse it.
There will be more girls with Porsche.
zzz: Dispersed girls are not quoted.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №33930
 03.08.2010
2 August,
England and London.
I go through the city. I think it’s good that I’m not in Russia right now.
What would you think? Trafalgar Square: Two drunk in the mouth of a strong man is carried into a fountain with screams "for airborne!!!and "
Pizzas and Comrades.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33929
 03.08.2010
From Germany, the partners sent the original contract. We waited for six months until it was signed by their top manager - a man whose time is scheduled for minutes, and it is definitely not intended for a whirlwind like us.

I printed and read the contract right at my workplace.

And then I ate over it a very dried chicken. And he drank it with a mineral, picking it full of cheeks.

And then I saw a very important piece of cake on the contract.

And put them down :)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №33928
 02.08.2010
xxx: and why are all your fantasies about strangling, putting a quark and biting revolving around my poop?)

YYY: I miss her

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

XXX: No, I don’t have to.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33927
 02.08.2010
So what do you think if a man is a shit, is it forever?
YYY: Not forever... when someday he dies, and 1 bastard becomes less...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33926
 02.08.2010
Friend (08:28:42 2/08/2010)
The information department of the Ministry of Emergencies of Russia told reporters that the fires do not threaten the nuclear center in Sarov, located in the Nizhny Novgorod region.
Friend (08:28:52 2/08/2010)
There will be no fireworks.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33925
 02.08.2010
1: How to eat sweets
Does anyone have a bride?
I have a bride.
Are they sweet...?
I don’t know if they’re sweet, but hairy exactly.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №33924
 02.08.2010
Juliasia: no man – bad
There is a man, so no.
Two men, a writer

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33923
 02.08.2010
Zyoga
I have an equity. Each third package is lost.

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