The whole family has been on vacation since August 1. My mother works the second day at the request of clients, and I work the second day at the request of colleagues. Never stay home on vacation, well, or turn off your phones and never open the door to anyone!! to

I asked my wife to bring a snack with a beer.
After 10 minutes of strange sounds from the kitchen got hot cupcakes with oatmeal...

I eat soup. I am on a laurel list.
You have a letter :)
This is SPAM :(

Then newborns began to be given such exotic names, such as, for example, Vapunal, which means "Vladimir Putin - our leader".

To me alone it seems that "In the lap - nail" sounds pretty ambiguous?

It is known that about a quarter of Microsoft programmers are autistic.

What do you understand, idiots? Autism is a syndrome manifested in closure and lack of desire to communicate. At the same time, in the vast majority of cases, the intelligence of people with autism is significantly higher than that of normal people.
So is. Teaching the match!

From Sergey Lukyanenko post about funny phrases in stories

From the inner body of Harry broke out an evil laugh.

The first thought is going down. The second is Harry. Third is Ron. Fourth, she won’t give Snape such pleasure.

Hermione’s lips opened, missing the male tongue.

This is the only way to help Harry kill Lord.

Hagrid, whispering with saliva, with the head of a centaur in his hands, warned Dumbledore.

Voland-de-Mort thoughtfully shouted, “Avad Kedaur,” but Harry didn’t like to think at such moments and struck him with a butt before the dark lord said “A.”

“Something is wrong here,” Harry thought, looking at the bloodshed.

Voldemort grumbled terribly with a bruising laugh, his eyes turned in tension. Harry appreciated his chances of success and also smiled, only with bitterness. Phoenix was crying at his wound.

Dumbledore, Snape has poisoned your Phoenix!
No matter, he is old.

Harry is there!

Did you set him the purpose?

Hermione, what do you have on your shirt?
The Blood!
of whom?
It is yours, Harry. Your face is broken! Do you not see?

Do you know what they do in this area? I asked Sirius Harry.

Q: If there is no electricity at all, what will we do? The teacher will teach, the doctor will treat, the aithishnik -...
Teaching and Treating

NX: We are going to the field. Go with us.
Hardman in football?
Tag: in golf
Hardman: Which field are you going to?
Fuck the corn, fuck it! Are you going or not?

My husband is very busy at work.
Is it rom?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What would you like for dinner?
Theme: Pure
WOW: With what?
Tag: the cat
I’m going to catch...
Is gender characteristic very important? Will the cat go?

I want to fuck and not fuck!! to
yyy: how subtly understated =)

Stupid Andrew: Yes, this is a funny movie, though it’s a porn. I watched him myself. I liked the end there.
Relaxing by whom?

He was offended by his cat.
What has she done now?
She is sleeping with me for food!! to
- O_O

c) the chord

In Yekaterinburg, the desanters celebrated the holiday with an assault on a fruit store.

I think the day after day should be banned, like gay parades. Behavior of pigs. Here you served in the VDV, so sit in the evening at dinner and turn the stack and enjoy a quiet life. I personally celebrate the day of the Navy with my father.

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Dashenka Ketova
A whimper is one who first confesses to you in love, and then then puts your friends under the avatars of hearts.

Yes, I agree, it’s just terrible.

Prize of the world, crystal, blasphemy, sheep, silver calash, oscar, grammy, golden grammofon, cup of European champions and AFTAMABIIL!!! The airline will make separate flights for passengers with young children and they will bear the brains of each other for 3-4 hours. c) YU

I see - along the road are two drunk men and warts: "VDV!!! The VVD!and "
A haishnikov car approaches them, they talk about it, and they leave.
The men followed: "DPS!!! The DPS!and "

I am ready to give my life for her, and she wants me to wash my dishes.

My daughter and her husband went by car to the sea. I asked to send SMS and so on:

Dad beat the rabbit.

In 20 minutes:

They ate shakes.

XXX: Katya goes away from here!

I am not Katya, I am Valya!

XXX: Walk out of here!

I wrote an important name in the mail instead of a STUBB. Shobla) I was deprived of the quarterly prize)yes and her with him,so the whole office was lying