Kkk: I was driving home in the car, the gasoline was running out - the light bulb was flashing. As a student, there is little money. I put a little in my pocket. I thought it was enough home. I went to the gas station, proudly extending the box office 80 rubles. The following dialogue:
I: 95th, second column
In all eighty?

XXX: What is different from Homosexuals?
zzz: Homosexuals are such men who love other men, and pidoas are those who should be given to the homosexuals.

The Feetman:
My very naive! Believe me, over the expression of "breaking on the ass of hair" will not laugh any woman who has ever used a mechanical depilator.

There was everything in the house.
It was all in the Simpsons.

ALee: And what is this disease called when a person cries out all the shit to no place and pulls like an epileptic?
Tagged: freestyle

Do you eat mint? I thought you would put it in tea.
Oh yeah, oh yeah. Recently I was with zzz in the cafe, she ordered mohito so I ate her all the mint from the glass...
WOW: Although they may have watched my breasts - I was in the decoil :)
WOW: Or it’s because we ate, we got the laptop and started to reduce VAT...

I need to rest more...
What is this?
- Yes, the monitor is crazy, I sit his alcohol wipes wipe, and here the thought: you need to reboot the line, and there also the monitor wipe off...%(
by XDD

xxx: in the book about the regulator read, there are only 3 poses)
YYY: What book are you talking about? and :)

by Liam:
Throwing food is not when you get thrown.

XXX is off. The landlord comes in today, and I have Verdi – Toskana plays, comes in like that and says – Oh, Verdi, Toskana, well...
YYYYY: ^__^
I have the same eyes. ?
You know what the fucking thing is? (Our father is 78 years old)
It was the mix of Vanessa May. :D
YYY: Emily

I think in a hundred years there will be no prisons - they will just turn off the internet. (from the forum)

UltimaThule: And the cat has also bitten me and I am now being vaccinated against rabies.))) There will be a vaccine during the festival. :D

The Radiance:
What a cat? The Wild?

UltimaThule: That’s what your own! He was lucky yesterday to veto, he hit two people there: me and a man one more!

UltimaThule: He was lucky to cut the eggs... I feel he knew it somehow... He hit everyone and ran away! Now it is alive, but with eggs.

Q: Why are you not sleeping? =) is
And what about you?? to
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WOW: So that’s why you picked up the computer?
I can’t stand up ? ?

My friend tells us about ASI:
FunnyROGER (15:32:20 1/08/2010)
My daddy turns out to be angry with the word pipet, grit is the normal word shit.

xxx: thought... thought what to give her... googled... ozonized...
xxx: spit, went to buy Viagra 400mg, I sit waiting for her
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is ohh. Remember for a long time
YYY: You can watch to walk later)

Yesterday, for the first time, I dreamed of having eight hands, not to inspire horror, but to work faster in the car.

Yesterday at work comes a TV engineer and extending instructions says - read and sign up. I read. From the rust I begin to slowly suffocate. Ing is in shock. Without a single word, I point my finger to the phrase and continue to roast. The phrase "Dismantling equipment with the aim of further theft through theft" is prohibited. The engineer (a young man 26 years old) catches up and begins to rust himself. After which, resting out, he issued the phrase - "Yes shit, fools. It would not be normal to write - Don't screw up to sp######t!" Before the end of the change was in precipitation

Are you a programmer?
I: Well...
Are you a programmer?
I: Oh...
You are a programmer???! to
I: Well... by profession yes.
Then reprogram Excel!! to

How to do something useful.
Well, or at least pleasantly.
XHH: Onanism not to offer

111: In the city, from part was still selected?
22: Yesterday was
111 Where was he? What did he?
222 Drink a whisky. Fucked the girl.
Have you ever eaten ice cream?
222 : No
111: Hahaha... friend... you have a bad uval =(