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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33862
 01.08.2010
WowVital > I have a stitch on the phone 666 rubles 76 kopecks
WowVital > do you know how to spend exactly 10 copies?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33861
 01.08.2010
WILK
I have another, he has a daylight on August 2. 'mnj of the preamble

WILK
Ambulance: summer, drunkenness, the celebration of the daylight. I decided to go for a walk. We go, the weddows are on the bench. Wow, you are so fun. We note the deer. OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Come here, you will be the son of the regiment! ?
Here are the mentions. Sitting in dress. by kindness of spirit decided to invite them to the table so to say))
So fast running menta the world has never seen, I’m sure.
And standing behind them with glasses and cries.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №33860
 01.08.2010
Escaping from the advertisement, I stumbled upon some boxing match.
It showed a slow repeat. The white heels well to the dirty heels on the left. The one, trying to resist, overtaking his legs, ran through the whole ring and stumbled into the ropes, where he remained lying without movement.
A commentator in support of the defeated broadcasts:
He was flying, but in his eyes burned the thirst for battle.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №33859
 01.08.2010
Coffee, 15:04:34
Let’s talk about what to be a friend!!! Not about the trolls!!! to

Doctor Cake at 15:05:05
About what? and :)

Coffee, 15:05:26
I don’t know, but not about the trolls!!!! to

Doctor Cake at 15:05:45
The sea cats?

Coffee, 15:06:03
Let me...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №33858
 01.08.2010
I would love to go on a diet!
Husband: What is hindering you?
The feeling of hunger!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33857
 01.08.2010
Written by Devil-V
By midnight and my internet turned into a butterfly.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №33856
 01.08.2010
Sip: Leha asked the question-and you can increase your Aikyu as a thread
Sid: I can
Send SMS to the number. and. and.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33855
 01.08.2010
You printed something, I broke you.

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33854
 01.08.2010
You smoke again.? to
YYY I do not smoke, I think!
8 What is smoke?
YYY Mosque is overheated =))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33853
 01.08.2010
SKAboarder: Do you hear that Ubuntu updated?? to
DasTert: No... and I am...
SKAboarder: What are you?
DasTert: nuu... I put a win7 and this... oan I liked :(
SKAboarder: That’s crazy... You’d better say you’re gay... I honestly didn’t expect that!!!!! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33852
 01.08.2010
White Angel: I am so pleased to communicate with you.
White Angel: You know, and even good that I told you that.
White Angel: It was so easy for me...
White Angel: Danya, are you here?
GREE – I’m here!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33851
 01.08.2010
xxx: It's interesting, now I went to the bathroom, and there the spider slips, I turned on the crane, I picked up the water in the hand and threw it into it, he did not die, I again, he did not die again, from the fourth time only killed...

Wow: Yes, it’s all simple, the spider has 100 HP, the water stroke takes 25 HP, all that!

You are with your games again.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №33850
 01.08.2010
X: Will you come tomorrow?
YYY: I will come
XXX when?
When are you comfortable?
XXX tomorrow
YYY: Tomorrow and I will come.
XXX is OK. Agreed
YYY: well
XXX until tomorrow

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33849
 01.08.2010
From Lineage 2

You are all out!
SuicideBlonde entertained the chat player Vilaeson for 30 minutes reason: caps.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №33848
 01.08.2010
Witch/Pirowok: Where is my portion of laughter?
She holds her mouse.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №33847
 01.08.2010
Gandalf: I was fired by the way.
Ander: I work on the railway and I don’t work)
Gandalf: wow... and we have a BelGazPromBank...
Ander: A bank fige..I in the bank electricity lasted for 4 months.
Gandalf: I agree, boring dudes. There is the main sysadmin norm - in a bottle of mineral alcohol is worn. When you drink, don’t get rid of it.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №33846
 01.08.2010
There is a function in the phone "Close the Internet"
It looks so epic that it’s even scary.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33845
 01.08.2010
She: What did you buy?
He: shrimp, powder, coca-cola) and so on little It: I told you what coca?? to
It is harmful))
You are also damaged.
He: But I love you.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №33844
 01.08.2010
And also I all hoped that dicaprio pig was bald naked in the bathroom with a plug in the neck.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №33843
 01.08.2010
I need to find a girlfriend urgently.
Mr.Spleen: What do you think she’s waiting for me somewhere in this forest?
Sirion: Oh yeah, you can. She sits, cuddles
Sirion: and here you are such a kind of gallant, with paper =)


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