XHH: I saw an epic file today in Sokolnikov. The truck went to the bio-toilet (blue house). I turned to a narrow alley. A branch hit the house... such a fucking slime Sokolniki had never seen before...

By the way, in my opinion, people would react much more violently to the news of the end of the Internet in 2012 than the light.

I cooked calories today. Well I stand over the dishwasher washing, and here the cat was not confused and stitched a cute piece.
While I was wearing him, he stole another one.
My mom told me she was dying.

From the forum...
Where do you put last year’s eggs? How to properly dispose of them? Can I buried?

xxx: today my leg hit hard, the fence did not notice (I soon walk in the shirt now)
YYY: Judging by the word, soon you’ve even broken your teeth :)

I won’t go south with you.
YYY: Are you a fool? The bus tomorrow.
xxx: my father in the history of searches in Google found morning queries "regeneration of the liver" and "vitamins for the liver" :(

Now such girls have gone, they are interested in guys only money, even the size is no longer important
YYY: Well of course, you won’t be filled.

Yesterday at home I said "I need to buy a welding machine. My daughter was swallowed" The daughter heard it and said, “Let’s cook it and eat it!”

1: I recently heard such a thing - to learn to dance the lambada, you need to get up with your back to the wall, press the pop to it and like your back to paint the sign of infinity on the wall.
So, can the little one then squeeze his ass?
Third is AHA! To work on the mistakes! :D

I went with my father to the Red Square. I have to say that the procedure of entry was quite non-trivial - first a long row, then a police frame, and next to a storage camera. Through it, in violation of the procedure, a couple of Chinese people attempted to penetrate, who were hindered by one violator of the law. This is the situation: he calls them "no" in Russian and points to the frame, they give him something in Chinese and break through, he sends them again "no" and sends them to the frame.
After fifteen minutes of confrontation, the mint can’t stand and cries in the hearts: “Hey, fuck!” You’re there with two plastic iPhones, why don’t you understand simple things?! to
People around looked at the mint with understanding and smiles.

August 2 in America default, apparently the guy-s-dollars again decided to risk)

XXX: How are the pieces?
Like from the tomb of a dwarf...
xxx: - 0_o

From the discussion of a new mini-computer with the size of a 5 penny coin
“The suspect was seized one computer bag weighing 3 kilograms of 200 grams. During further investigation, a server was found embedded in the belt hose.

I, of course, also know how to use a computer, but things that my cat does just by placing his body on the keyboard, I have not even dreamed of.

The proposal is this: it is time to do rubrics on the BORE, such as: a parody on advertising, films, politicians are burning, households, swarms from life, about shutdowns... etc. Who might support?

I missed my jacket and tie.
WOW : ooh Wear it
Theme: Swarovski
You will be in costume.
xhh: xd no straight potatoes in the uniform

During the night, they turned their faces to each other, and the husband was unhappy. I ask :
What is?
You are breathing my air!

[22:30:36] <kadich> people do not have a planet of monkeys rebellion?? to
[22:31:07] <Nek> kadich: is this a documentary about the Dzhine district?

A acquaintance in a sanitary store (in Ukraine) wants to buy a combined "appliance": toilet + bed.
Address to the seller:
- I need a toilet, but such... (frase in Ukrainian) with trouble together (i.e. and together).
The Seller:
A toilet with a pedestal? This is how?

The wise man tells us what he does, the wise man tells us what he has done, and only the fool tells us what he wants to do.