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[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №67829
 01.08.2012
by Helldumbass:
The guy.
by Helldumbass:
I’ll tell you something, it’s great.
by Helldumbass:
I went to my grandmother now, to take medicine home, well, all means, went back. I stand at a crossroads, near a stop. There is a girl there, all of herself is a star. Pink cofflet, the whole face painted, painted like a mark in the march. Such a man approaches her, in a suit, in a Capo-ala mafia hat, and says:
by Helldumbass:
Girl, and I broke up.
I congratulate you.
Do you like to shoot?
You are sick, I don’t understand. Are you sick?
I like to pop. And to show. You seem to have a problem.
Why did you think I had a problem?
You are shooting?
The girls do not shoot.
- Girl, I have a wife, like a perdanet - so all the flies nearby breathe from the wheat. Here are the men - looking at the elderly and teenagers sitting next to me, including me - do you like to give up well? The people began to sneeze, agree, say they like to strike the gazka.
by Helldumbass:
“You see, girl, you seem to have trouble, since you don’t shoot and don’t crack. I have a remedy for constipation - and get out of - under payment what? Not a Thompson machine. What - the box - this * name of the medicine * will help you from any constipation! The girl did not wait, her bus came, she sat down and left with an offended face.
by Helldumbass:
These are the comedians today.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №67828
 01.08.2012
Russians are Russians everywhere.
The International Store at Brighton Beach. A row of Russians behind salads, among them is an American, behind the shelf a Russian woman of middle age. The turn comes to the American, he begins to explain what he needs, naturally in English. And here the saleswoman, apparently not burdened with a deep knowledge of English, turns somewhere deep into the store and screams: "Love, help plz, and then here the foreigner has come!"

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67827
 01.08.2012
I think being gay is blatant: they have their clubs, their shirts, their music and their atmosphere, if they didn’t fuck in the ass, they would be gay.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №67826
 01.08.2012
From the Zoo:
The phone call. Employee covering his hand:
The units are calling! They agree, the contract will be signed!
and smiles joyfully)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №67825
 01.08.2012
Even deep decoult always has something to hide.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №67824
 01.08.2012
One shot decided to spit a crude GPS iron from the bus, sell it and drink the money. Waited for the final, stretched out his hand, pulled out the device (he was on a bilateral scotch) and dropped somewhere in the courtyard. The trick is that the cradle was not a navigator, but a piece of a control system. On the autonomous power, the railway properly painted all the movements on the dispatcher’s map... The coins, according to the instructions from the dispatcher’s, stretched for 15 minutes and took the frame on the hot.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №67823
 01.08.2012
XXX: Down the p*dars from the chat!!! to
Admin: the XXXX user is fun on his own wishes.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67822
 01.08.2012
I’ve lived in Peter all my life, but I’ve gone astray today.
At 10 meters from the entrance to the subway, a bunch of bombers were sitting down quite strongly. Heat in the sun because of the warm weather. One of them clung to the people standing at the subway for cigarettes and gallantly served ladies. I also smoked at the end.
What surprising. Each lady, having drowned, stood up and carried a cucumber to the urn at the entrance to the subway. The cigarette shooter did the same.
I am still in a cultural shock.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №67821
 01.08.2012
Zen Buddhism in Russian:
Do you wake?
to be!
Zen is...

[ + 28 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67820
 01.08.2012
The beach is strict.
Healthy man with his seven-year-old son
He climbs into the water and tries to teach him how to swim, then looks at him questioningly.
And how it goes:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! to
0 0 0

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67819
 01.08.2012
Habr, Topic about buying apartments
Lieman: My friend chose an apartment with a girlfriend - they took a cat with them and entered the apartment. He tried to run there, cried, was nervous. In the end, they chose an apartment where their cat felt well. They live joyfully.
Tangro: So 5 rubles for a bubble of valerian and knowledge of popular superstitions helped the seller to color the apartment.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №67818
 01.08.2012
XXX: I roll on the beach, and somehow all the flies sit on me.
YYY: So you...
XXX is honey.
You are a piece...
XXX is honey.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №67817
 01.08.2012
Address by Russian Post
They laugh over us.
Who has dared?
Who? who? Even your barsique doesn’t, and it’s over us in silence!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №67816
 01.08.2012

by r.chp
of stones, vidos about "broken on the crossing, pedestrian in headphones"

The xxx:
And today I saw a fool crossing in the headsets of the railroad. Without his stubborn friend, the locomotive would have done its dirty job.

YYYY :
But you already got a phone with a camera, right?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №67815
 01.08.2012
Human Device: In general, movies about superheroes still teach something. Here, for example, thanks to the films about the adventures of Batman and Iron Man, we have become even more convinced that the most dangerous superpower is money.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №67814
 01.08.2012
I remembered my childhood in southern Kazakhstan. The plant grew in the steppe - they called it simply - the milk. What it is, I do not know. The essence of what - the cuts were made on the trunk - the milk was separated. In the sun, 30 degrees became brown. Next - chewing, splashing the sand, there is a real chewing gum, first bitter, then quite acceptable.
In Russia, they said, they did this from berry bark. The bark was broken into layers and thrown into the boiler. Standing on fire. (I did not try it), they said, it was the same chewing gum.
Who knows such ways? And from what?

yyy: walked around the house in the summer, and gathered the hot bitum from the asphalt )), the asphalt then splashed out, and the gum was obtained )) true)) and the plasticine from the freezer was chewed, and the window patch ))))here childhood was happy)))

And we, the Sibirians, also chewed the sulfur (so they called the resin of the larvae). If you chew it, you get brown gum (outside, except the color, you can't distinguish from the usual), delicious and terribly useful :)))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №67813
 01.08.2012
Balinez: Interestingly, what symbolizes the last sculpture (a naked man gives a sword to an unidentified face)?

I think it’s a monument to d'Artagnan, who lost in a duel at the casino.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №67812
 01.08.2012
A joke, a joke, and a self-driving.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №67811
 01.08.2012
sly: no, well car enthusiast - car enthusiast, but ask in the pharmacy condoms with a protector.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №67810
 01.08.2012
From the site of free ads: "I am changing gaming journals to hentai". Along the way, someone lost all his EGE in computers, now he is preparing for the army.

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