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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №67809
 01.08.2012
I am sad (I am sad)
Jess: What is it?( by
Katya: It’s hot, there’s nothing to breathe, the bite hurts, I want meat...
Katya: and swimming
Jess: Are you a man?? to
Q: Why is this always the question?? to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №67808
 01.08.2012
D: Interesting, you and I will get to the role games. *SCRATCH*
M: Curious development of dialogue... well, the costume of a coffee schoolgirl you have
D: Who are you going to be? You might be a gardener. ?
M: We need a combo and we don’t have a garden. I can be a sanitary.
D: also an option
The Russian sanitary?
D: And I’m all like that in beautiful clothes and with champagne))
M:..."Lord, give me this acid, give me water, right? From yesterday the truffles are burning..."
D: So go you))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №67807
 01.08.2012
"Lilu" blindness is when you are greeted by strangers.
“Lilu” stops, asks if Mom is healthy, if everything is well at work...
“Lilu,” you smile, you answer, and it actually becomes so scary.
Fucking...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №67806
 01.08.2012
In the office the word "hipster" sounded. When I asked who it was, they answered, “You don’t know? Literature should be read..."
Strangely, when I read “War and Peace,” I could not even think that I would be accused of analphabetism in this way.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67805
 01.08.2012
He spent the weekend without his wife, with his children and grandmothers. I really wanted to hit someone.
The wife returned. Now I want to strike someone and her.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67804
 01.08.2012
I ran home from the electric car, there was a rainy rain and of course the umbrella at home... and nothing could stop me except a Tajik who was marking under the rainy rain! At the bottom of the loose! Nothing bothered this man.

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