Well do not combine in one text the phrases "A year ago you asked" and "I hurry to report".

A system administrator is a person who can solve a problem without knowing its causes and without understanding how he solved it.
c) Shaddar

I recently went to the zoo. They looked at the foils: he swam under the water for a long time, but at one point he pushed his smooth mouth into the air. MCH said "What a great!!! It looks like you!" All the people who gathered turned to me..."
O_O

We sit with a friend on the bench, drink beer, near the road. And here comes the new beech of the sixth model and behind it is the...
From the speaker it is heard: "black mercedes immediately stop..."beha goes on "...black mercedes immediately press to the side..."bha slightly slowed but still goes on. If you hear another voice from the speaker "...this is BMW!!! It was..."

The Kerry Cat:
I pressed the button and held it for a long time. Choosing with whom to talk. She ran through the list and I closed my eyes. I removed my finger and she stopped on you. :D

and Yasnij:
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay.

and Yasnij:
I put x** on the keyboard and led it from left to right and this is what happened.

The mind is limited by abilities, and stupidity is limited by possibilities.

He was served by one of his acquaintances in OMONE, once in the winter they were preparing to take someone there with a rack when transferring money. The transfer procedure was to take place in the woods outside the city, they worked on guidance, the place was known and positions were taken in advance. Negotiations were carried out, but on the roadside was number 4 (in a white mascara, filled with snow).
By night, the contact check is OK. They hear, a car is driving, but not into the forest on the road, but stops on the main road. After a while, a wild female scream is heard, the door is knocked and the car crashes abruptly. The commander of the group starts calling the fourth, but he is silent. Only a few minutes later 4 comes into contact, saying that everything is okay...
Already after the operation, the 4th told him that he was lying on the road, then the car stopped in front of him, a gorgeous tile in a nork coat came out of it and arranged to do the need right above his head. He said to her:
Girl, can you sit down?
This is the same scream that came out...

Why does Putin have so many bodyguards?
Alone they are afraid of him.

She: I’m here before you, and you’re looking at my breasts.

Those who have played in Fallout 3 know that in the course of the game you can take three partners with you. This is a dog, a healthy mutant and a flying robot. I thought it was something very familiar... then it came out that it was a towel, a frightening and a iron woodcut.

From the magazine Chingizid:

In the flight hall of the Riga airport, the blonde model articles strictly, like the director of the school, said in a well-set voice to the phone: "Mommy, fuck! I am not having fun eating, but fucking sucking! That you have anything to suck except the fucking!"

Our IT department is very happy when a security officer named Trajan comes to us for business.

The cat is not mine, he doesn't love me, but we go to the refrigerator at night together to eat.

I have a very cynical camera. He best photographs people in the Animals mode.

I wrote on-line radio here, which broadcasts in MIDI (i.e. funny traffic and principle absence of voice). Especially to work under it, so as not to interfere and create a background.
But I won’t give the URL right away, otherwise I’ll get spam. Vote first whether you need it or not, and decide in this way yourself.

Rel@x (12:03:01 26/08/2009)
Michael Jackson is still buried.

brown12345 (12:03:17 26/08/2009)
Planned for three more seasons.

A friend from the 90s:

XX: Yes... I still remember how the first doom was cut...

YYY: Hernia, I still remember how DOOM first stormed!

From the characteristics of the electric car: the buffer buffer of the electric car (type buffer at the train)) to make hard or from replaced removable metal sheets. On the existing beam there are remains from shattered people, which cannot be fixed, due to which the appearance of the electric car deteriorates.

[iDS]Lun: I see this picture on the beach:
[iDS]Lun: A five-year-old girl runs to her mom and says:
[iDS] Lun: Mom! Let us build a house of stones with you!! to
Lun: Mom: Well he’s on her! Go to Daddy Go to Daddy
[iDS]Lun: Dad sincerely surprised: What am I?? to
Lun: Mother: Did you go on the Day of the Builder? Go and build!! to

A German came to the glorious town of Ternopil. I took a taxi to get to the hotel. It is not difficult to guess about the quality of the roads of Ternopil. And the German didn’t know...he asked the taxi driver why they had roads so bad and not being repaired. The taxi driver replied that these roads were bombed by the Germans during World War II, and therefore the government prohibits their repair, as these roads are considered a historical monument. So is it ? ?