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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №52489
 28.08.2011
Girls and boys... teach the table of multiplication, or they will wake you up in the middle of the night, and you have nothing to say.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №52488
 28.08.2011
New "Picnic" - 31 centimeters of pleasure... No comments...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №52487
 28.08.2011
X: And why did we always go with her?
YYY: Well, you know, the time later, the girl still...
Q: So you’re afraid that she’ll rape men?

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №52486
 28.08.2011
If you're sitting in front of someone, looking at the door on your laptop and think you're not burning, check if you have a huge, blade, mirror behind your back!! 1

[ + 41 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52485
 28.08.2011
My cat wanted to eat meat. I thought he was upset and gave him a whiskey. He didn’t want to eat it, but I forced him. He ate a kitesurf. Walked for 10 minutes. He came, came to me on the computer, and with this same viscous rubbed on him. This is a vengeful devil.

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №52484
 28.08.2011
Everyone with an Audi-TT as a gift! and :)

How to pick up the car?

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №52483
 28.08.2011
I’m 23 years old and I don’t know what I want to be when I grow up.

[ + 36 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52482
 28.08.2011
The dwarf bird does not differ in intelligence and intelligence.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №52481
 28.08.2011
I found her G-spot, it's great, she slips on the bed like obsessed.
WOW: And where is she?
Do you tell the truth or the rhythm?
Fuck, it will be the same way...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №52480
 28.08.2011
Go to the side of evil, we have cakes!!!)))
I am passing! ?
It passed here! The star of death is not rubber!

by L. Vader (c)

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №52479
 28.08.2011
I go here recently on the street, and to meet me a girl comes and talks on the phone. And I hear the phrase of the following content: "No, well, your boyfriend is entirely foolish? I tell him, let’s go while you’re not there, and he refuses! The Cage!"

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №52478
 28.08.2011
XXX is
You know in contact status "me are expelled from the house bla bla"..what do you think will be very cynical to put "I like"?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №52477
 28.08.2011
Ugly boys in Sparta were thrown into the abyss, and ugly girls with small breasts were given to athletics.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №52476
 28.08.2011
How do you feel after yesterday?
I am in shock, shock in me and we are both in shock.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №52475
 28.08.2011
After lunch, I accidentally noticed that I was in jeans and socks, although I usually go home in some workouts. And since then I have been going and thinking: where am I going to go, bleat!!!??? to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №52474
 28.08.2011
Girl, you have such a beautiful saraphan. I just don’t like it being too long. You will see the shirt after you.
I like when I’m clean.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №52473
 28.08.2011
I haven’t had sex for so long that I’m excited by the phrase from a culinary show: “Take the fish out of the refrigerator and eat it!”“!”

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №52472
 28.08.2011
I watch news. The story is about a hurricane that hit New York. They talk about how everyone will die if they are not saved, and in general a tragedy. Further show shops, their windows are closed with faners. And on one such banner is written in Russian with red paint: "Closed for the Apocalypse".

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №52471
 28.08.2011
Congratulations to the Sisadmin! God, not a whole month!! to

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №52470
 28.08.2011
On the website on tourism in the Russian-Chinese conversation book, among other things, in the category:

I spit you in the rice, now you will die. - FANVANLI TULE TAN

In what case? O_O

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