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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №132771
 28.08.2016
Fantastic, Fantastic...
I went here in the summer to the neighboring city for a day on carousels to ride (there are no normal people in the city). We go to the park and there are carousels. One falls sharply from the top down, the second, turns differently and moves at speed, the third turns up with the legs... The eyes run out. And on those carousels people are riding. And nobody whispers. And their faces that flash, stone, no smile. Who are these people?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №132770
 27.08.2016
I have a tradition. For two years, on the same day, I ride a bus, walk on the street, looking at passers with interest. And all because the day before my insurance ends, which I safely forget every year >_<

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №132769
 27.08.2016
Canakau: animals are with or without a tail
Diamond: There is another snake - it is a tail without an animal

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №132768
 27.08.2016
The sound of the perforator can silence a lot. For example, shooting from low-caliber weapons or a confidential conversation. So if you are constantly drilled nearby without a special reason, then there is something happening that strangers do not need to know about.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №132767
 27.08.2016
Recently I had a haircut: I made a scarf and cares just above my shoulder. I used to call it ‘cut me off’ under Turman’s mind, but I stopped after a young barber said, ‘These are two men... with beards...’.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №132766
 27.08.2016
Yesterday before bed I watched the cartoon of the pilot studio. The question that smoked the author is not at all relevant. There is obviously something heavier. acid is nuclear. But I liked one piece. Description: It is a mammoth. Snow bulbs are stealing to the mammoths. From there, humans come out and throw on the mammoth, cut off all the wool and jump. Mammoth freezes and fades. Top of the feet. Humans drag a mammoth into a cave and there... no, they don’t eat! They swallow him! It is used as a balloon by throwing a grid on it and attaching a basket. but. Something went wrong and the mammoth shrugged - opened his eyes. Then a small interlude with pink crawling elephants and we return to our mammoth: pink elephants are surprised to observe this picture: a mammoth flying in the sky, sitting in a basket, and instead of balls - inflated people. The pink elephant is back and over. How to you?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №132765
 27.08.2016
Love is when you are ready to spend all the time together, you want to know her as well as you can, you are ready to accept her shortcomings, sometimes you get angry with her, but then everything comes back and forgives, starting from the beginning and from the place where you stopped. This is love, do you know who I am about?
You and Masha?
I am about you and Gentoo

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №132764
 27.08.2016
Prehistory: the apartment is prepared for the painting of the floor in the corridor, all the shoes and a cozy soft tabouret are removed.
Dad called the home phone, I opened both doors and went to the kitchen. From the hallway, he asks, “Where is my favorite taburet?”
I, with an offended voice, said, “I thought there would be the word ‘DOTHER’!”! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №132763
 27.08.2016
A friend, girl, the first week after vacation. My friend and I go for lunch.
They leave the office and go to the car. The car owner removes the alarm, opens the door, sits down. The passenger seat. He sits. Something is waiting...
“Natasha, maybe you’re still driving?”
Oh thee! It is true! ?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №132762
 27.08.2016
The JSLint license is a derivative of the MIT license. The only modification is to add the phrase "Software should be used for Good, not for Evil."

According to the Free Software Foundation, this phrase makes the license unfree. Also because of this phrase, JSLint was unable to accommodate on Google Code and could not get into the repository of Debian free software. Because of this restriction, according to the author, IBM asked Astor to give them a license to do evil so that buyers could use the program.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №132761
 27.08.2016
I went to the bookstore yesterday. There was a large and beautiful cookbook called The Economy with Jamie. 120 delicious and inexpensive dishes. It costs about 3 thousand rubles.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №132760
 27.08.2016
Those who repaired the road themselves were fined.

An attempt to cope with one problem was prevented by another.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №132759
 27.08.2016
Also the turnet broke, rugged so - when it hangs, everyone goes to turn off the lights in the hallway and faithfully believe that it helps :)
And I at this time the router is quietly overloaded, and the people are so happy, shamans consider themselves.
And what the switch helps is some local ancient legend about the Almighty Switch.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №132758
 27.08.2016
by Pron. Before that I didn’t think that adult videos could be used in some other way :)

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You have never done repairs. I, z.B., five times overwhelmed the episode of creating the unforgettable Brothers to consider how the plinth was made.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №132757
 27.08.2016
to accommodate the surplus of graduates in closed R&D and unemployed in high-tech manufacturing

To equip the people in the NIH and high-tech production, it is necessary to create it all first.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №132756
 27.08.2016
Sissyboy >> Pegasus to smoke?
Pegasus >> I don’t have a pack of cigarettes in my pocket
sissyboy >> With such a nick and cigarettes no?
Tagged with >>
Pegasus >> I am a sports horse and do not smoke
sissyboy >> Pegasus is a cigarette like it once was
Pegasus >> This is a flying horse at all
Pegasus >> Originally
sissyboy >> The universe did not exist at first
Collapse >> A flying horse was. He created it.)
Collapse >> He hit the original chaos with a spark and knocked out the spark of reality.)

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №132755
 27.08.2016
outsider: there was no inertia, opened a file with old anecdotes-jokes.I read for 2014 until the year

What heights could we attain in science, education and culture if
No high oil prices.

Fucks where? Where is Blake?! to


[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №132754
 27.08.2016
It seems to have begun to write by aliens. And not very intelligent and full of Hate, like the Distant. The ability to empathize is absent, articles are written from the position "I have so, therefore it is only so, and not otherwise".

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №132753
 27.08.2016
When I buy shoes, I always think:
"Will I be buried in these stamps?"

by Sergey Dovlatov. Solo on Underwood

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №132752
 27.08.2016
A few days ago, I got a post in my friendship that started with the words, “But here is who will explain to me.” Comments on this post have been turned off.

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