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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №158448
 01.08.2022
I constantly forget everything. Therefore :

You can watch good movies many times. I don’t even remember what the movie was about.

I can tell the same story several times.

I will not reveal your secrets because I will not remember them.



It is a pity that I have no friends. Maybe they are, I just forgot.

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №158447
 01.08.2022
Career is made by the shit inside of you, not your dignity.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №158446
 01.08.2022
Russian North, An-2 is preparing for a flight from a small city to the regional center. The passengers are already sitting, the pilot enters the door, located near the tail, and passes through the entire cabin into the cabin. This is a very young man, a representative of one of the northern peoples. To him with astonishment addresses the capital lady, who returns from a business trip:
I am sorry! Will we fly with you?! to
The pilot turns to her and says with a smile:
If you really want, you can try it without me.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №158445
 01.08.2022
If you are told that you live in a great empire, do not rush to rejoice: it is very likely that you are a slave.

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