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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №69169
 28.08.2012
In patent wars wins the company that first submits a patent to represent information using letters and numbers.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №69168
 28.08.2012
In the bathroom, a lamp burned over one of the two cabins. Now when you enter, you can choose on the light side of the force you, or on the dark side :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №69167
 28.08.2012
XXX: I visited Fiorentina by chance. I found a lot of keys on a nudist beach. I will give to the one who will tell what the keys and what else was in the link.
YYY: Where is the photo?
xxx: (photo key) one of the links
YYY: With all respect, do I have the keys? Where is the beach photo?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №69166
 28.08.2012
Sudarya Drevyaša: I already wrote that the topic would be transferred to the archive.
d'Artagnan is to.
God, this is such a terrible mistake. I will drown. ...
d'Artagnan: The tree is so cute from your side. Unfortunately, you can’t drown because the tree doesn’t drown.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №69165
 28.08.2012
by MadWolf:
Lipton tea leaves contain antioxidants – a unique substance that, according to researchers, helps to overpriced the price of tea twice. and c)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №69164
 28.08.2012
Review of the film My Way:

37 Dmitry
This is a good movie!!I do not regret wasted time.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №69163
 28.08.2012
2014 year. For the murder of five security guards, Anders Breivik was disabled.

[ + 8 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69162
 28.08.2012
The wedding is only a solemn delivery of the letter in operation.Yegor will walk on that day proud, beautiful and on the forehead of the inscription: see I am going to see it today.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №69161
 28.08.2012
08.10.09) m: ((
08.10.09) g: Hi (and we know each other?)
08.10.09) m: Not yet, but it can be corrected))
09.10.09) g: In principle yes...
27.08.12) m: So it seems that this moment has come

[ + 29 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69160
 28.08.2012
I went to the Crimea, saw the name of the shale "Urartu at Arthur". Probably a meeting place for local logopedists.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №69159
 28.08.2012
Vasilika is:
Russia is the country where people look forward to the end of the world.
If they report that an asteroid will hit Earth, then I am sure we will have a carnival.
So I didn’t understand why in Hollywood movies in such cases everyone cries.
Is anyone happy not to pay for the mortgage?

[ + 16 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69158
 28.08.2012
The tourist agency "Hunter" (Perm) announced the rebranding of its most sought-after heater "Fedor Gladkov". The new name will be given to the three-deck in honor of American actress Sasha Gray, known worldwide for her frank films.
As the director of the travel agency said, many tourists regret that heat tourism is the last century. And who was Fedor Gladkov no one remembers. Who Sasha Gray is, everyone knows.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №69157
 28.08.2012
X: Who is there on the eve? You or a stranger?
xxx is a picture :D

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №69156
 28.08.2012
Thank you to my provider for blocking access to banned sites. Because of this I know there is something interesting there and that it is not worth burning your IP on it :)

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69155
 28.08.2012
xxx: My pretty little eats, straight bird, not male, if compared to yours. Today, he was fighting, he ate alone with bread. and all. Then just soup and I didn’t want more.
YYY : MDA My would have pulled out of the bowl, then at dinner I could have two more, and then would have used to the refrigerator at night)))
Zzz [in the face of yyy]: It’s just you’ve never been in guests at xxx. She suffers from culinary acromegaly. She has a 45-size battle, and cuts the size of a baby’s head :-)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69154
 28.08.2012
I also want to eat all the time.
YYY: This is a good sign.
YYY: Somebody is going to amend
It may be worms.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №69153
 28.08.2012
X: I got home on the autopilot. Even if the policeman had not woke up at the partisan, I don’t know if he would have arrived or not. Well, ment to me so nice, I was dressed decently.
Y: Here is it! This is why drinkers should dress properly!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №69152
 28.08.2012
Help me, help me!!!! to
2 is oh?
At my house two hours ago, a drunken mother fell into the shell, in an inadequate full.
Now he sleeps on my couch. What should I do?
2: well, you have a conscience, it has the right to have fun, what such here, myself as to me a hundred times in the shit clung to sleep off.
1: There is a hole. I live in SPB.
2: I noticed
My mother is in Moscow!!!! to
2nd x_x

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №69151
 28.08.2012
She: That’s what makes me happy.
XXX – Listen to me! On freehand, the real ports do the topic.)
xxx and compilation
She: What kind of wings are I writing about?
He went to them.
She: No, I need to make an impression
He: Answer that the freeze is not here.
Even if she is unintelligent
He: say that these are ordinary ripples that have been invented for hundreds of years.
She: but at least so to support the conversation
She: ripples what is it?
He: ask him how to swipe KDE under FreeBSD?
Repository - Repository
He: Oh, I just understood how there are girls under whom the Aitishniks sign - I get married!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №69150
 28.08.2012
C lenta: in 2012, the sales of AutoVAZ decreased by 18.5%, in connection with which cars increased by 12.7%
Straga: Competitiveness of AutoVAZ is growing right in front of the eyes...

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