If you indicate that you live in Israel when you register your iPhone, the App Store will not even try to offer paid apps.

Discussion of zoos in the kindergarten:
We even cleaned the flowers. my son says we have a rabbit in the garden, we wear cabbage, carrots for 3 days, then I say show a rabbit rubber

It was like a fighter jet was put up for sale.
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Selling on condition of departure?

A man calls a British cat and asks:
Have you had cats, have you any experience?
Yes, there were Scots, cats.
Is there no one now?
No, one...
Is it castrated?
A minute of silence and such shame.
– No...
I say :
- Well, I have a cat sterilized, you do not count on her in this regard.
Again a long silence, after which it turns out that in the phrase "Yes No, one "man meant himself.

The sweetest and sweetest man,
Women are stronger and ironier.
Men are not without reason.
Women are declared diseases.
by Igor Guberman

Did you have sex at least once? If at the age of 20 you are able to have sex three times in a row, then at 30 (and at 40 and 50 more) it is more difficult. And if a woman is really insatiable and she has three times yours, what to do?
Just turn your brain on before calling someone weak.

If schoolchildren start quoting Guberman,’t everything be so bad in our country? and :)

What is Bri, he probably meant Dorble. Smelling cheese with last year's mold, in France in stores for 1.5 euros per package of 150 grams.
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Do not be wise without understanding the subject of wise. Bri - cheese with white mold on the surface; they say, with a specific smell, but delicious, I have not tried it myself, I will not lie. Dorblu, as the name suggests, is a blue molded cheese. The mold is located inside the cheese, does not give any special smell, and the taste gives a slightly nut. And yes, DorBlu is German cheese, not French, like brie.

Only sailing yachts can say “We’re chasing” by spending 5 hours in one place.

The tricks of life:
In order not to lose the wireless mouse, attach a rope to it.

Night.Kolodets 9 floors.Growing up in trees, I can not.After coming after a long day of work, I sat down to drink a bowl of beer. This solemn moment-and echo in the empty courtyard.Half-minute-up the wife's call: I don't see you-But I hear!Fse we are under control!( by

You can take water with you for the exam.
The Holy Water? Do you take osmosis?
No, there are no bulldozers in the commission.

XXX: There was another cool guy who welded paintings of metal, which only from one point were seen as masterpieces of art - Jokonda, Mother of God. And the rest is just an accumulation of x..you. How was he called?
YYY: This is a Surgeon on the Lower Diaries. No one can find that point.

I think it’s overwhelmed, I can’t joke so much.
yyy: The curvature is the fucking of bodies, and this is so, the little things
Zzz: What’s wrong with the apple of bodies?
Tagged: smell

The best way to succeed is to fall in love with what you do" (c) Jackie Chan

I became an alcoholic.

by Coolrodion:
I sit and work. I hear my colleague say between things:
K: In the news in the autumn promises minus nine
In the autumn? In a week already?! to
K: Yes
Is it minus nine?! to
Windows 9 is

Tagged with: Andrew Zadarov How is life?

YYY: Yes, the penalty for excess was issued. Sadness at all...

XXX: It’s not sad yet.) The boss told me how they went to the bathroom.
Well, in general, he went to the bathroom with friends, invited a priest of love from an ancient profession. In general, they are sitting communicating, drinking) It is time "X" She invites him to get away and the process of processing the bubble begins) And when the matter almost came to a logical conclusion))) The butterfly began to scream "Faster, Faster, even faster)) generally at the most responsible moment the latex jacket is ripped and the boss splashes all the orgasm into her))) Which received a notice and a STRAFF FOR EXCELLENCE))) She said so))) STRAFF!!! to

yyy: I’m even afraid to imagine what the measure of punishment there)))))) from 3-6 months in the SkinVen dispenser)))

The xxx:

My young philanthropist. At the age of 9 he got rid of the phrase of a spokesman on television: "The police bound the robbers at the scene of the crime." When I got to the meaning of his goot I laughed too =)

I had a sociopathic test.
Question "You were told that you are beautiful?", the answer options girl, stranger, mom.
The next question was "was it your mother?".

I work in support of the provider. The subscriber calls. I feel nervous already.

Subscriber: The list of channels is not displayed on IP TV. What a fucking. All the fucking. I: Let us not use blatant words. Damn is a literary word. I will definitely stop, but it’s p###children.

A tourist crashed into a snowboard with a dog.
Well and what?
How, well and what? Gathered a lot of leaves!

Definitely not here. Posted a couple of times as an experiment here an announcement about dating, with contact details. Not a single letter :)
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Go again, I’m now free.