The district hospital employs a Negro therapist, and district grandmothers argue that he is a U.S. State Department spy and was sent by the FBI to Russia to kill Russian young girls and boys. After telling the doctor about this, I heard "blowing menya revealed"

My wife, who has a medical education, says that all smokers would not bother to learn to smoke with their ass, because rectal cancer is treated and quite successfully, but lung cancer even in the earliest stage is already actually a death sentence.

With two little boys in the house, you quickly stop being surprised by anything, but... on the fan?! to
ууу: Children learn to throw on the fan and use flour, while the diapers prevent collecting the desired substance.

Do you give flowers to your grandmother? Do you say how much you love her? Don’t worry, someone else will do it for you.
Boy: But fuck her – I!))

zzz: The Order of the Rosselkhoznadzor Inquisitioners once again defended Omsk from the invasion of some godless hery.
As by the Press Brothers of the Order, on the other day in the region attempted to penetrate Povilika Thonkostebelna. This anti-human race of darkness has no roots and lives by wrapping other plants and sucking their juices.
This herb-vampire is not only extremely vivid, but also poisonous. Having fallen into the seed, it can kill a cow, a donkey, a puppy or a spider.
Previously, the civica tried to invade Omsk with hene and tomatoes, this time the seeds of a dangerous weed were hidden in the cargo of Kazakh peppers. The cover was thought out for fame: the peppers had all the necessary phytosanitary certificates. But the blind eye of the inspectors brothers penetrated through the masquerade and discovered the wicked weed.
All infected pears were handed over to the purifying fire to the glory of the God-Governor.

Admin: It’s unpleasant when the alarm speaks and you’re already at work :-(
No, it’s unpleasant when the alarm speaks and you’re still at work.

I read the poster of the Connosport Festival:
Competition for viewers "The most beautiful horse"
Skill of formulation)

xxxh: when they say "three-person family", I understand of course that we are talking about parents with children.
Soon the Swedish family appears.
ууу: I had the same hiccups when I heard the term "three-wheel transport" at the auto school.
ууу: in front of the eyes was a five-year-old girl with cushions, not a motorcycle with a wheelchair)))

Peter's children are so harsh that they dig sand under the rainy rain from the bottom to the edges of the sandbox.

She told me she wanted to travel, and I answered without any problems. We sat in the Belarusian on the electric car and drove to Mohaysk and back.

In a telephone conversation from the Deputy Head of Sales department, the truth emerged:
It is easier to negotiate with a chinchilla than to get something from a sales manager.
- Of course, because the chinchilla takes a higher stage on the evolutionary ladder!

What is written in the striptease instructions?
~ ~ ~
You won’t believe what it’s written. Starting from dressing on weekdays and until compulsory costume change three times a night.

Never stop exercising your willpower. Repeat 15 times instead of 10. Not two kilometers, but three kilometers.
Yyy: They say you need to sleep 8 hours? Why not 9 or 10? Fight and improve the result!
Zzz: Eat the whole cake, not a piece, drink the whole bottle of whisky, not a glass!

They do not listen to those who whisper, but those who whisper.

As a child, my parents sometimes used “mothers” and excused themselves, “Sorry for my French.”
A few years later I went to school. And since there were children from different countries at school, the teacher asked, "Who knows French?"
As it turns out, I did not know French.

Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in a South African prison where he was beaten and tortured every day.
After his release, he returned to his wife, lived with her for six months and said, "I can't stand this anymore!“I have divorced!

In the hospital. A line of 4-5 elderly (C), a speaking grandmother (G), I and one guy (P) - in a suit, slipped and with a diplomat.

The guy takes a book from the window and reads the title.

Q: "The Dictionary of Satan"
B: Is it an occult?
Q: It is unlikely, rather artistic, to have been published in the Union.
B: Are you fascinated by Satanism?! to
Q: I’ve been interested before, but what about it?
B: Good that it stopped. Why has he stopped?
Q: I realized it was a complete nonsense.
C is correct! is right! God must be believed.
P:... just like any other religion.

This is:
"Therefore, the needs are essentially two - baby and sex"

Here is the niche. Google has launched the “Universe-25 Experiment.” On mice, it is true, but still - the colony of mice is fully provided with the satisfaction of such needs, the result - the colony inevitably degrades and dies out.

It has to be complicated, it has to be.

Dj xxx - In our radio, the director heard that if more than fifty percent of employees in the enterprise are disabled, then this enterprise does not pay taxes. He then ran for two months with a burning look, dreaming of cutting off the feet of DJs, such as they can broadcast from a wheelchair. Offered for the voluntary disability increase to the s / p, but no one got...
DJ Yyy - Is the addition big?

Congregatio: Son (9 years) jumped on a date to another love for the rest of his life.
Yesterday evening came all joyful - met the girl, they played together, today she invited him to visit... "Only I have two likely competitors", - said the son-in-law at the end of the story. Man, even darker: "Remove them!" How is it "How is it? I don’t know where they live".
I don’t know, poor man, what we’re doing.