Our girls can be easily recognized.They are our Russian blue shorts.

xxx: listen, I came here spam "Business-Seminar:management of the department of slump"..Is it a mistake?

Drinking a beer at night, talking on the phone with his girlfriend, one phrase just killed him.
You take 2 bottles of water at 0.5, you put it in the freezer when it freezes, you get it and put it on a fan... the cooler condor gets, if you put 3-4 you can get sick.

PS I love my country.

by arikalumoto (c)

In fulfillment of its decree on the prohibition of the return of the Russian Navy back to the base,
Yushchenko took off his pants at the Sevastopol pier and scared the entering ships with his naked ass.

Given his face, it is scary even to imagine...

Fuck, such a career Condoleezza would expect in the cinema. Hollywood on the side. Oh, the director of the sequel of the "Planet of the Apes" would climb before her on his knees. Savings on makeup.

The more I look at my list of contacts, the clearer the feeling that young people between the ages of 17 and 25 only do what they eat, drink, sleep, and in the meantime fall into depression.

XT (16:52:00 22/08/2008)
Fuck, so I want to drink and the stump for this bubble paid.
RusLan (16:52:15 22/08/2008)
Distributor Go
XT (16:52:34 22/08/2008)
Better in the planning department.
RusLan (16:52:51 22/08/2008)
GNC )
XT (16:52:55 22/08/2008)
RusLan (16:52:56 22/08/2008)
I have proposed ))
XT (16:53:14 22/08/2008)
Play as Funny
RusLan (16:53:43 22/08/2008)
The gesture!
XT (16:54:42 22/08/2008)
The official note:
4 kg of cocaine eaten by mice
5 kg of marijuana - written off after the expiration date
3 kg LSD - taken by giant purple rabbits

KamaTOZ (12:17:39 21/08/2008)
When I had a half-lived modem...I so wanted to play la2, fully go to sieges, clanwares and all that))) Now I have an anymore, and the most I do with it... it is communicating in aske and updating antivirus bases!

In the pharmacies of Almaty disappeared activated coal. Russia has stopped supplies.
2nd Karaganda is full of coal. Is it possible to take and activate?

The news burns:
The toilet paper, delivered to Georgia with a party of humanitarian aid from the U.S., "was late", it was more in demand during the withdrawal of Georgian troops, said today at a briefing the Deputy Chief of the General Staff of the Russian Armed Forces, Colonel-General Anatoly Nogovitsyn.
and vz.ru

We sit with a friend and eat. Next to his dog in a cage. I ask a friend:
Will he be able to pull out his tongue?
Yes...
This is where his ability ends.
Suddenly, the dog stands up and hits his tail on the table!
I think mental as well...

DIN27: I met a fellow student.They lived together in the shelter.15 years did not see each other.The shelter is in full order, his business.The shelter got into the cabbage, we remember, gently...with a laugh reminded him how in the hungry 91 he was constantly firing cigarettes with the words "I will give back when the country comes out of the crisis"...The shelter somehow got serious and says: "I can't do it - WAR on the yard..."

Crawled here in the old subscribers' applications, one completely masterpiece:

There was no hub and the internet worked. I have a hub and the internet works. Without the hub, the internet does not work. The hub is back. Why is?

Greek to fuck!! Well, here’s a sign on my phone "Anya" and before this "Anin dad"!
Greka: How do you think he’ll think very bad about me when he gets a SMS "I want both oral sex"??))

PS: I am a loser. A friend was to come in for a visit, I removed a bunch of circles from the table, washed dishes, gathered socks scattered around the house... and the player with the porn girl forgot to screw.

Today I understood how embarrassing it is to go to the entrance with an absolutely unfamiliar person, to call the home phone, when from there a good member of your family answers either with a stupid joke or an idiotic voice...

What does zero mean by module?

2: What is it? Zero is meaning.

One is not eating. I told Zeke about the poster, and he sends me a zero on the module

2: What kind of poster?

1: Well, I have a poster on the wall hanging with the South Park, deliberately glued. I cut it off, it broke. Guess who it was?

2nd BUGAGAGA! What is Kenny? ? lol lol lol lol!! to

Do you fool them all?! and :(

XXX: Do we sleep with you?
YYY: I think yes
I'm sleeping on top :R

There is a department at our factory "Regional Accounting Center".
Here his staff came for a meeting at our department. A phone call is issued, the colleague responds:
I can’t talk to you right now, I have people with hands here.

Why is there a smiley serving a rose in the aske, but no smiley serving a beer?