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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35142
 27.08.2010
Darkness: The rough cold... The morning quests for searching for pair of socks started again :(

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35141
 27.08.2010
Listen, no one needs a tax from your acquaintances?

Stifler: All the current about tax and dream))))))))))))))))

Kazyavka: No, it is true... just in our store of tax roast... borrowed me already... the saddle of the settlements tired of cleaning him... and generally constantly escapes, and I then pay for him... short he is funny - boy!!!! It costs 4 pieces...it’s cheap, with documents!

Stifler: Okay, I'll ask who needs a tax, which squeaks, squeaks and runs away)))))))


[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35140
 27.08.2010
In school, teachers said that only the brain is capable of thinking processes.
He: They lied to you. =( In Russia, another part of the body may think.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35139
 27.08.2010
In our house, the summer is over - it is when you no longer wander around the apartment in one hoodie and the cat no longer asks to sprinkl her with water from the jets. True, heat networks sometimes like to play in the "summer came, summer went" regardless of the time of year...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35138
 27.08.2010
I live in a rented apartment. He made the mistake of greeting his neighbors. Today they stopped being embarrassed - they dropped 10 hryvnia. for the cleaning of the area (:

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35137
 27.08.2010
Song by Soad - Chop Suey
Wed'mo4ka: she's so interesting, first very energetic, then romantic
Just Funk: They have such transitions in many songs
Wed'mo4ka: It's as if someone was cut off first in a farce, and then the funeral prayers sing.)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35136
 27.08.2010
How about the new community?
Wow: It was very dirty... and I don’t like the fact that we only have one hole for both of us.
o o o o o o
In the neighboring neighborhood, two holes.
Sun, what are you talking about...?
WOW: well hole, where to plug the internet cable, and what?)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35135
 27.08.2010
The same new Rusich wagons began to travel on the Filevsky, Arbatsky and Ring metro lines, all with air conditioning, but only on the ring condus works! "Ganza" holds a mark?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35134
 27.08.2010
"Explanation of
After the meeting with Bono, various gentlemen again began to discuss the rise of our President. As it may be, on the official Kremlin photos Medvedev is higher than the leader of the U2 group, although his height is 162 cm, and the height of Bono is 175.

To those who do not like the Motherland and our President, I explain: 162 cm is in a calm state. Up to three and a half meters!"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35133
 27.08.2010
Where is our main troll?
He died of a stroke in the brain!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №35132
 27.08.2010
From the discussion of UVB-76 on D3:
"Okay, I will tell you the actual purpose of this station. Not so secretly already. The fact is that these signals actually mean..."
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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35131
 27.08.2010
How to Write in Color?
yyy: remove the kidney

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №35130
 27.08.2010
on the forum dedicated to the router dir-320

- Dantes, can you make a network storage from the Dir-320 router? And if possible, then how?

- It is enough to fix well on the wall to bend the antenna and hang an avoska on it.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35129
 27.08.2010
Dwarf (11:47:34 23/08/2010)
The car didn’t get what I wanted :)

OXOTHuK (11:48:28 23/08/2010)
Are you programming or programming? and ROFL

Dwarf (11:49:20 23/08/2010)
Are these different things? O_O

OXOTHuK (11:50:10 23/08/2010)
Noah I don’t know :)

Dwarf (11:51:09 23/08/2010)
Programming wizzard style *ROFL*

OXOTHuK (11:52:10 23/08/2010)
The Shaman Style :)

Dwarf (11:52:42 23/08/2010)
Shaman is administration :) do not confuse related professions *ROFL*

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35128
 27.08.2010
[23:43:16] <_TPABA-> that like our site survey how you think who extinguished the fires.... the first place rain on the second Lord God

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35127
 27.08.2010
At work, the boss brought tea with mushrooms. Sitting with a friend in a break, drinking coffee? We touched a box with a miracle drink and talked:

I: Damn, tea with mushrooms... mushrooms according to the laws of the genre to smoke, not to drink.
Where the world goes. Fungi should be collected and roasted, not smoked! Who I am friends with...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №35126
 27.08.2010
The man takes revenge to the humiliation of the enemy, and the woman to the complete destruction.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №35125
 27.08.2010
From the summary: “I have a high intellectual...”

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35124
 27.08.2010
Suffering, the man runs into the shore, throws his suitcase on the ferry located 5 meters from the shore, jumps himself, barely caught in some rope, with the last strength pulls up and descends to the deck. Then he pleased:
and Fu! I still managed!
“It’s all fine,” said the captain. But you could wait,
Until we get broken!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35123
 27.08.2010
Leila: I heard that our Yulka was raped in the United States. The real bandit is a black man with a gun. He threatened me and ordered me to dress up. She cried for me yesterday.
Lana00: What kind of stuff. Now still a headache, not flying and not infected?
Leila: No, that is not exactly what it is. He has a condom.
Fuck, this is a civilized country! Even rapists and those with condoms. And we have an ordinary guy fucking convince you to wear.

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