In the subway, a man asked me:
What number today?
- 25th
And yesterday?

I don’t see prospects.
Do not use a condom.

HH: By the way, about jumping. They checked the parachutes, came to the field, dropped the draw, who in what order jumped. Those in the first step have already fixed the suspension systems on themselves. And then the evil agronom got stuck: "Come out of here, your plane is scaring our cows!" and then in the plane the tank flowed. Everything is postponed for an unknown time. This is the wickedness (
Wow: I would be afraid to fly on such an airplane... and the agronom should have been on the roof.)
HH: I wanted to do that. But the air club in this case lied: they agreed with the agronom last year, and this year he changed. But fucking how this uncle was upset when we turned around.
Who said he was an agronom?
HHH : He is. Does it make sense to pretend? In addition, he talked so passionately about cows that it was hard not to believe x)

xxx: Our football team should be trained by the boxing team.

yyy: Or by artistic gymnastics))

xxx: Well you, can a gymnast properly break in the roof?

Cats raised without ELT monitors.
For example, I sleep happily on a laser printer.
It’s really unhappy when the paper begins to climb from the bottom :)

I cleaned an aquarium with cychlosomes. One fish was slightly pulled by a stream of water. Despite the fact that the fish allegedly had a ten-second memory, the entire next week when feeding it jumped out of the water and stuck in the fingers. Eventually, she sailed solemnly with a bite.

If the atmosphere of lies is notined on the backstones of overwhelmed propaganda, it itself will collapse under the light breath of common sense, which is founded in every person.

We had a new guy at work in Kosovo (bought at a fair). Heat, he sat on the floor under the air conditioner, sitting in a relaxed posture, the corner is stretched, looking for something in the book. The boss comes in, looks at him, says:
- You sit here like a shepherd right on the pasture, only a knot is missing.
that :
Why is it missing? He shows his book. Author – Knut, “The Art of Programming”.

I decided to explain to the children what democracy is and let them vote for what we’re going to eat. They chose ice cream.
I got a borst. Because we live in Russia.

“Our cat, who eats on sausages, let your mouth shake, let the kingdom of your laziness come, let your sausage be on the table and under the bed, and our valerian must be poured out into our bowl, and let us have the housekeepers, as we pour out our souls there, and let us not enter the basement without mice, but save us from the squid, as your murmy is for ever and ever. and Amen.

Previously you switch the channels to TV-one Gosha Kuzhenko, you switch one Nagiev, as if we had no hairy actors.

I took my nephew from the garden. We rushed home, and suddenly he, raising his hands up, shouted, “Ura! Soon is the weekend!" Judging by joy, a flight to Egypt is scheduled for the weekend, no less. I was very interested and asked "What are you going to do this weekend". The nephew, continuing to rejoice: "Nothing!"

In the solarium registered.
Inna: What about what?
What a new job for these guys! I want to go well!
Katya : Oh

With these internet clowns, I developed an interesting phobia, I am afraid to start reading texts longer than three lines.

About Functions

is a function. It is integrated:
I am the function! I will integrate it!
F: Get rid of it, cockerel!
Integral is offended. The function slid further and met the differential:
D : Oh! The function! Let me differentiate you!
F: Let you go! Differential is offended.
I complained to Integral:
D: Hear, brother, I met the function – I don’t want to differentiate!
I’ve met too, I don’t want to integrate. Let’s catch it and first integrate, and then differentiate!
D: Let it go. They captured the function and told her about their dirty intentions:
Ladies and gentlemen, you got it! I "e" in degree X

To this...

xxx: I’m increasingly noticing that my children are the best advertisement for the ‘Childfrey’ movement. The eldest generally breaks without silence, and the younger does not yet know how to speak, so he takes a loud voice, so that he does not lag behind his brother. I don’t hear myself or my colleagues.

Of course, I’m wildly sorry, but children are raised (or not raised) by their parents. Therefore, your children are the best advertisement first of all for you as a parent, not for some movement there.

Someone on top seems to mourn the injustice of our fates.

This is called rain.

(Discussions about GM maize in the Habria)

Sumanai: No one prohibited importing foreign, so as long as there are buyers in Russia, they will import.

Lindon_cano: Already grown has not been banned, I think it will be done in autumn, and seeds in the Russian Federation are prohibited by the law on the introduction of dark beasts.

XXX: Who knows the work of the courier? What are underwater stones? Thanks in advance.

YYY: Well, if you bring bad news, they will cut off their heads.

What a difference...

"In Russian airports passengers will be recognized by faces".
The worst flight will start when five flights arrive from China.

This is only for a person at first all the Chinese on one face, and the program no matter what differences to look for...