The work. The factory. Factory 51 years. Full of working pensioners.
A phone call on a long-term work issue.
Answers a 20-year-old man.
Oh wait, give me some other lady — I was not yet born at that time.

Utaraptor_Red
Then now, I will feed the cancer and come.

Crown
Okay

Crown
The cancer? O_O

Utaraptor_Red
Yepp

Utaraptor_Red
lightly

(RSDN, discussion of a picture of a bear drawing a stylus on the big screen.)

Medvedev has a Chernobyl version of the iPad.

Ipad is ordinary, Medvedev is small. and :)

“After the meeting with Bono, various gentlemen again began to discuss the rise of our President. In the official Kremlin photos, Medvedev is higher than the leader of the U2 group, although his height is 162 cm, and the height of Bono is 175. To those who do not like the Motherland and our President, I explain: 162 cm is in a calm state. In the excited - up to three and a half meters!

(reference to eu-shestakov @ ZH)

From the online chat game:

Busty psychic: [Kassandra] will be long 6 sulphur for a couple of days?
Kassandra: [the crazy crazy] will be
“Kassandra, do you give after the battle?
Kassandra: [the crazy crazy] ladies
A big crazy man: [Kassandra] a gray? )))

Iv@n (13:00:55 26/08/2010)
The word work means either "slave" or "bot"))))))) choose!and ;)

Kesha is:
The pipet!
Kesha is:
I had a request in which I needed to bow down, but it was not saved.
Uncle came and with a smart look in front of my eyes pulled my computer out of the wall.
I tell him, why did you do that, m'sye?
Kesha is:
And he, oh, I wanted to turn off your cupcake, I need a socket

Ura to! Finally got a hot brown fat!

The MLA. My gender is the worst boss in the world. Only he wipes the business newsletter with the words "Hello to everyone" :D

From the forum:

The xxx:
This is normal – when in Linux something through the ass has to be done – then Linux does not need it.

YYYY :
Again I explain the principles of the SPO.
If you see the naked ass, shake the coward and give the owner the ass.
If you don’t know how to sew, tell the ass owner where the cowards can be bought.
You don’t know where to buy it – just tell the ass owner "And you have your ass naked!".
If you don’t want to do anything of the proposed – shut up, it’s not your business.

YYYY :
Did you know that organic compounds are already quite actually used in the production of solar cells and LCD displays?
The xxx:
More in detail?
YYYY :
Your monitor will soon be able to clear your face if it feels like you have looked at it.

Musach
How is it?
Pavlova
We broke the passage.
Pavlova
The boss took off!
Musach
The Anarchy!

Analysis: Do not judge a person by his niche

I tell myself...
I went, therefore, under the windows of a two-story house from a shop in my micro-area. I go, then I go, and suddenly from the second floor over my head a scream: "BAARSIIIK!!". Hardly realizing what happened and not having time to raise my head up, in three centimeters from my face falls the catch!! I look up, my aunt smokes and looks at me with serious eyes. I was hungry, but not so much. When I got home, I didn’t stop rubbing.)

- Very, very heroic was the idea to light up your iPhone in the village shock!!! Fuck it!! to

XXX: I have seen
xxx: in our clinic on the first floor there is a special compartment where they only sell bagels, candy in boxes, chocolate, cognac and gift bags.
yyy :o
YYY: A range of orders by doctors? :DDD

XXX: On the tower after the second refrigerator
Yyy: The first place for magnetics is over?)))

Job search forum, topic "For work on a passenger ship are required":

xxx:Thank you all for the messages here and in the "person", but write only those who have the full set of documents under the UN Convention 78/95 and a seafarer’s passport.

Yyy: Tell me a prostitute how can it be on the road?
Work experience is large. Do I need a seafarer’s passport? thank you.

Fluid nitrogen in cosmetology:

HGH: Where can I buy it?
Why do we need N2? Break the castles?
xxx: no, you just need a couple of liters of the house to do a lot of interesting things with it)
zzz: honestly, I decided to freeze myself for 4 years in order to survive the rule of Viktor Fedorovich Yanukovych in anabolics

I want you instead of Mr. Insert a sign with your name on the car. Is it possible? If so, how it is arranged.

Answer: Yes is possible. Administrative penalty according to Art. 12.2 part 2 in the amount of 5000 rubles, or deprivation of the right of management for a period of 1 to 3 months :)

The Ugly Beast
I don’t want anything but my brain.

Trickster
I want your brain, too. My... penetrates into it by moving the hemisphere. It is about gray matter. Going to Thalamus.

You will soon have thoughts.