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[ + 58 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52429
 27.08.2011
Inscription on the wall VKontakte:
To be happy a whole day, you need to embrace six people or give one in the mouth.
Comment 1)"I gave it."
Comment 2)" well, also the option". :D

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №52428
 27.08.2011
xxx: machine uprising, this is when "Yandex" on the search query will issue:"Huli you click here? You need to find it!"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №52427
 27.08.2011
A real tamada smiling can break the mask of the special forces)))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №52426
 27.08.2011
I came home, collapsed in a chair, wanted to turn on the computer, like a glance fell on the window.First passed by the pants, shoes and shirts, then the rope came down from the top, and a naked man shuttered down on it, picked up things on the ground and washed in an unknown direction, and you are talking about anecdotes about the lover, descending down the water-output-thoughts...

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №52425
 27.08.2011
8 years ago I was haunted by the song of Viktor Rybin and Natalia Senchukova. "Under your hands, under your lips is melting..." I thought she was the dumbest of the duets. I wanted the song to be thrown out of the radio.

But recently I heard the brown spring.

Natasha, forgive me for this!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №52424
 27.08.2011
The week of USB spoon is over, the week of testing the sensitivity of the iPhone screen with the help of a member has begun.

The debt growth has doubled. In which city was the Grail built? and :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №52423
 27.08.2011
Call to the hospital:
Can you do a spermogram of the respiratory tract?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №52422
 27.08.2011
Announcement on the site: Yes, guys, apologize for not updating, summer is still. Soon we move to another address, expand the theme of the site, change the design and title. Wait, it will be soon.
The first comment:
Admin: I don't know

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52421
 27.08.2011
The woman, closing the note, stuck a nipple. The Darwin Prize.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №52420
 27.08.2011
Tell me in two words how you rested.
See also: BIS

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №52419
 27.08.2011
YYY: I mean rest on the Black Sea. I walk along the street along the park, people in darkness, like a demonstration. And then one individual takes off the swimsuits and (absolutely naked) in one captain’s cap begins to jump and scream:"Tagiyiyiyil!!!!!and "
And then an elderly man on the left of me surprisedly says, “How a boy loves his homeland...”

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №52418
 27.08.2011
The Google Questions.
Q: How to get rid of women’s attention? I am terribly beautiful.I am fucking sexy.when girls see me they lose their heads.I don't get a passage anywhere.And I want so much peace and loneliness I want to be like everyone else.
Rest from attention. What should I do?
A: Do not wash

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №52417
 27.08.2011
xxx: Hi here
YYYY: Yes
xxx: I'll tell you one secret now >_>
yyy: <_<
Everything is clean, tell me.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №52416
 27.08.2011
Hello, beautiful interesting dear brother.
You never lie at least once in your life.
I am ?
Without a burn))
HGH: What is it?

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №52415
 27.08.2011
YouTube video "The Scandalous Truth About Apple" The essence of the video is that there are iPhones on the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico.
The following comment : "It's all a lie, the iPhone in the water is spoiling, I just checked"
In principle, the argument...

[ + 30 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52414
 27.08.2011
If religion is opium for the people, then television is heroin.
Joseph of Egypt

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №52413
 27.08.2011
Case of day. The truth of the day?
Corruption is over! Minister of Internal Affairs Nurgaliyev announced
journalists in his office. She was behind my back.
In the meantime, behind his back on the wall hanged photographs of the president and the prime minister.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №52412
 27.08.2011
In order to prevent domestic satellites from falling, MPs are going to adopt a number of important amendments to the law of global gravitation.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №52411
 27.08.2011
Spartak flew out of the Europa League, losing the Legion, friends VKontakte status type "I hate Spartak", "Spartak a piss". For the sake of the victory put "Viva Legion". There were 34 people, including my boyfriend and my mother: (((

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №52410
 27.08.2011
A community of useless questions.

Question: At the Kiev railway station, a bomber raised an empty bowl from under a beer, put 10 copies under it so that they were visible, and left. What is it? A sign that the bottle is busy and not to touch it?

Answer: "It was he who made a bank transfer of 10 copies to another bomzh"

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