You broke my heart.

Yyy: I’m so awkward, all the time I beat it.

What is?
Lila now considers me an ideal girl.
and? What a joke?
-I told myself and sent myself to the h*y, and he is already the second day rhetoric, dive, says that it is cooler than the borst!
and XD

We play with my girlfriend on the network in Heroes 3, she and I in alliance against
The computer comes, kills a strong enemy.
Girl: and after your death your castle, resources and troops will not
Go to me?
I: Hey... we are not in marriage, but in a union, and everything has come to the enemy.
You don’t think about me at all, everybody gets something.
Fuck, I’m offended by you!

Death opened the door.
without knocking broke in.
Nicole cried hard.
Take the nine reception.

Sibelis

From the discussion of the new Microsoft logo (a square consisting of 4 color sectors):

Pulplera1n: What does yellow mean? The blue is Windows, the red is Office and the green is Xbox. Yellow was not mentioned.

Vlad72: and the yellow is the house in which all this is developed.

I will find a worthwhile job, a couple of three months, and an apartment for myself
What is the name of the apartment loan?
Journey to Hell?

We play with a friend on the net, he thinks the killed mobs.
The First Nash! The second NAH! The Third Nash!
Can you do without Matt? sick...
The fourth one!"

You promised to go, but you fulfilled the task? How about the result?
Fulfilled in part.
How is it?
Until now, I only managed to go fucking away.

Gennych: Damn, your name is probably not taken to work anywhere.

Kryvorukov: UGU, so I had to become the founder and director of the largest commercial center =)

If a girl loves beer, fishing, playing cards, drinking vodka with port wine, virtuously mating, and, most importantly, painting eyelids with her mouth closed, then this is a former man.

Good guys fuck only bad girls.
But good guys only know good girls whom bad guys fuck.
That’s why good guys don’t fuck anyone.

A (C)

The xxx:
I have eaten :)

The SSU:
of whom?

The xxx:
The beans (

and ccc:
According to Freud.

and gt;
I saw a student who thought that Kunilingus was the name of some ancient Roman commander.
P.S Yes, since then, I’ve always written “Cunilingus” with the big letter.

It is good that there are still non-corrupt schoolchildren.

I'm a perfect woman - I'm allergic to sweaters.

At our school of higher mathematics one day his favorite dog named Jean-Paul Belmondo disappeared. He announced that he would put five without an exam. Since then, the Joppa has been disappearing every session.

Yesterday, a guy came to me to suck, met my mother, thought that the house was rentable and said that he was my brother from Syktyvkar. It is brilliant, fuck.

Loh, bring a new lamp from the warehouse.
I: Is she there?
Father: Of course...
I came in 15 minutes with empty hands.
I: Dad, I did not find it, as if it had all
Didn’t find it? So you have to buy...
>[]<

Finally solved the main childhood dispute who is cooler Van Damme or Stallone

Google is a girl. Purchased YouTube and entered the official list of Chrome applications AdBlock, which disables advertising on YouTube. Totally :D

Is it possible to eat up to death?
WOW : Yes.
Does the stomach break?
Harry is shaking!