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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117717
 25.08.2015
Now I’ll see what the course is today... crazy!!! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117716
 25.08.2015
News on Yandex:

5 is Sergei Lavrov declared the end of the era of Western domination

A little higher on the list.

Three The official exchange rate of the euro increased by 4.48 rubles to 81.15

Oh well...

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117715
 25.08.2015
YYU: If honestly, the pofig on the hamon, only if the pineapples were not forbidden with circles...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117714
 25.08.2015
A year in 1984 or 1985 I read in school at the party: "Marasm strengthened, shiza cut off our ranks." Thirty years have passed, and no shit has changed in Russia, until when?! to

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №117713
 25.08.2015
“Mom, look how I can: without hands!” Without friends, without plans for the future.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117712
 25.08.2015
From the Electronic Forum:
It was a matter... made the solder for 4 jobs. places and put the channel extraction... as I was assured by the manager of the installation company - it is the weakest channel "ventilator"... In general, they mounted, left... placed the tables, disassembled... rubbed... all papers and light objects disappeared from the tables))))) good sho in this channel is a grid and filters in front of the engine )))) opened the look-abandoned ))))) then the regulator put ))) and there was a case with this extraction )) the rushed from the basement to us. I swallowed my own moves... once in the morning I entered the workshop - he sits and eats a pencil of passes! This is infection! And just next to the outlet... well... I didn’t stand up and clicked on the switch... Passages didn’t slip into the pipe but the hood, shaking its bones over the pipe, teleported into the grid of the motor... there was no chance of surviving, unfortunately... so here... the fans are wildly different.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №117711
 25.08.2015
Lifehack for paranoid panicers: before leaving, take pictures of the sockets, closed valves, the off-pocket and fed fish. On the road, you carefully look at the photo and nervously vibrate less than usual.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №117710
 25.08.2015
Patriarch Kirill on the backdrop of the sharply weakening ruble recommended the Russians to think about the afterlife.

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117709
 25.08.2015
Ruby, where are you? I have no psychological boundaries for you.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117708
 25.08.2015
Astrologers announced the month of the dollar!
The dollar has doubled.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117707
 25.08.2015
It was so big that even the classmates were.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №117706
 25.08.2015
My 6-year-old daughter returned from the summer vacation from grandparents. We sit at the table, eat breakfast, small harm about food...

Sakura, are you so damaging? You are not right, Eddy. We need to be more optimistic!
How should be?
Well an optimist. Do you know who are the optimists? They are people who see not the bad in everything, but only the good. For example, an optimist sees that the glass of water is half full, and a pessimist sees that the glass is half full.
A pessimist is one who says, “What fox has drank the floor of my glass?”and "

I don’t know where this knowledge came from 😉

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117705
 25.08.2015
Weather in the house for tomorrow: in the afternoon turmoil, in the evening electrical sunshine, precipitation in the form of dust and crumbs, wind window-fortress, porous, three to four days, and no-no closure in a minute, the temperature in the day sports-dressing, at night cowardice - frosty, freezing from the wife and freezing from the neighbors are possible.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №117704
 25.08.2015
The humor of the workers. In our GPO BON works a brigade of two refrigerator masters. They have birthdays in one year, one month and in a row. The age difference is 1 day. Often, as in any business, there are disputes about working moments. When the passions burn, the elderly puts his hand on the younger’s shoulder and gently, in a fatherly way, says:
Live with my...

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №117703
 25.08.2015
At the current rate, 95 percent of the population of the great Russian empire earns less than 500 backs a month.
To all of Zimbabwe, Ambassadors!

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117702
 24.08.2015
Do not argue with the fool, the time of the guard.
Even the paparazzi,
How stupid is your brain.
You can’t get the mind anyway.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117701
 24.08.2015
8 I slept badly. In the morning dreamed of the First World War - some Germans driving in a armor. I had to stop them.

And of the weapons - only a cushion, indeed turned into a miserable resemblance of firearms, but absolutely useless.

With a desperate effort of will, he was able to summon a crossroads, caught the Germans in it, but here some peasant with a scream: "Py@to you, comrade!", broke my head.

Somehow I woke up. It is strange.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117700
 24.08.2015
We sit in the office with the programmers, we hear that somewhere a child is crying, flooding.
It seems like we have a new colleague, a young, inexperienced developer, crying all the time.
The code is not compiled.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №117699
 24.08.2015
xxx: The last shit I saw...There is some kind of Chinese doll that is made of high-quality silicone, the simplest thing to say is rubber doll, but silicone that costs something like 10-20K$. Someone sells B/U for $12K, but it also seemed expensive to people who wanted to buy it, so they announced, ATHER! The crowdfunding!!! to
YYY: I don’t even ask.)
XX: They are made up of 25 thousand. that is. they will have one rubber (sorry silicone hunting) for 16 (sixty!!!!) A crazy man.
XXX: They will live on their turn.
xxx: At first, the requirements to the participants were sho-pedezz, now just carry money
Tagged: buyee
YYY: Stop by
XXX: Do you imagine the process?? to
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: You imagine all the absurdity of the situation: the guys in difficulty buy rubber b/u grandmother expensive at a discount. They decide who and when will order it.
XXX: You have to send it to TNT. It breaks the broadcast. House 2 is just a caveat. The new slogan. "Take care of you"

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №117698
 24.08.2015
[14:26:28] KsuBortnik: fucking backs already 71.28
KsuBortnik: a euro 81.6
[14:27:13] Raushan Salimjanov: and we remember the song of Leo Leshenko " la la la la, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la"
[14:27:24] KsuBortnik: (rofl) muahahaha
KsuBortnik: exactly
[14:28:41] Raushan Salimjanov: and here the ruble is like this " and you remember floated in the height, and suddenly the two stars fell, and only shake I understand that it was me and you (the ruble and the tenge). LAY LAY LAY LAY LAY LAY LAY LAY
[14:29:03] KsuBortnik: (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl)

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