Advertising of funds:
On the screen are two minors between the ages of 14 and 15. One complains about the other. The second gives out: "Try Clearance. 85% of readers of the magazine Glamour confirmed that it helps.
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I knew that the foundation of the Glamour readers are acne minors =)

Humor does not contain.
It contains a warning!
people who have read a quote about dietite colas, as a sperm-killing agent and a contraceptive: Don't think about trying!!!!!!!!!!! to
I am a urologist, my father is a gynecologist, we work in one place. There are often young people who have done so. This is how: boys have the beginning stage of skin cancer, girls also have the same + uterine cancer!
Although I get money from clients, it’s really a pity to look at young couples!
Do not think!! I repeat!! to

The cat, the one, the shredder, the Chuck Norris, the guy with the dollars...

From official correspondence:

Mikhail, your programmer has a status in asskoe - "Lyckaju junkcode". Can we expect the project to be successful?

Windows 7 refused to create a local network argumenting that I don’t need it =D

The longest journey begins with the words "I know the short road".

It is difficult to open an archive called pandora.rar.

In the female (!) Toilet at work advertisement "Lord, please wash behind you", below the note with the pen "Lord do not go here".... logically...
But it kills "Even as they go" already another pen a little lower :D

MZ - Where did you work?! to
Krk - Santa Service
mz - san cleaned up?)))

A friend gave her first story to read. Completely masterful dialogue in the first paragraph:
and Johnny! He was screaming.
and Hule? Johnny responded loudly.

The driver of the Toyota Camry in a new body, number r841hn, region 42, write down how you drive on 80 gasoline. When you poured 20 liters into the tank, we already realized that you’re not joking, but still, why burn it?

Can we go skiing in the mountains?
Maybe in the winter?

On one of the news sites hangs a survey

In the regions due to non-reimbursement plans to close theaters. What will you do in such a case?
I will sit at home in front of the TV.
I will go to theaters and concerts.
I will visit disco and nightclubs.
I will go visit.
I will walk a lot in nature.
I will register at the library
I will participate in self-activity.
I will finally go to bed sooner.

And where is the option - "Will I still download movies from torrent trackers"?

Comrade Aitishnikov and other people close to us!

Do not connect in any case to the tariff of the megaphone "unlimited 3G-internet" - it is here and provocation!

There "unlimited" only on 2gb, and then sit from 64kbit/s. I’m fucking offended, but I won’t offend you.

There is little fun in life, but a lot of fun.

The story of a familiar. The case happened a few years ago.

Someone worked for them as a supplier. A 40-year-old man with a lot of strange things. For example, in the morning, coming to work, before he crossed the threshold of the building, he went to the breeze that grew nearby, walked around it, removed his hat and beat his head at the trunk three times. Not so loud, but the sound of strikes through the forks reached the cabinets. Simply
Vasya consumed a lot of alcoholic beverages, periodically fell into drunkenness and, apparently, thus returned to reality.

Once in the lunch break, Vasya, who came out of another drink, decided to eat lunch. For this matter, he even packed the bulk cubes “Galina”
The blank.” He took one, poured boiling water, left a cup on the table, and himself went up the stairs to smoke.

A minute later, accountant Nina Semenovna entered the office. She returned from the dining room, where the chickens were sold that day at prices lower than market prices. Moreover, the chickens were of the ugliest kind - poorly worn, blue, and even with nails.

No one remembers who came to the mind to joke. They quickly obtained a knife and cut off a piece of chicken's foot - the one with nails. Nina Semenovna did not object.

The cut leg was pushed into Vasina cup so that the nails scorned out. And they quickly took positions convenient for observation.

Watson arrived in five minutes. With his shaking hands, he pulled for a cup of bouillon. brought to the lips. The chicken scratched her lips. Vasa put the cup back sharply. jumped from the chair. I looked at the office with a crazy look. Sitting again. Go for the cubes, began to read the instructions and composition. He raised his face to the cup and looked closely.
The chicken’s lap was still ripping out of the bouillon. Vasya looked at her without breaking away and quietly, whispering began to calm himself:

“All, Vasya, you’re not drinking anymore.

Do you have a ritual truck?
and yes.
Why are there traces of blood in the room?
Rituals are different.

The company "Nescafe" is the leading manufacturer of cigarette tubes!!! to

...
The jackets are removed, they sit on the lawn, the beer is pulled from the bottles (and the cheap Baltic), they talk.
and----
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah cheap Baltic)) then sat down in the expensive Lada Kalina and went to the elite macdake.))))

Animation teaches Japanese, Rammstein fans teach German, programmers teach programming languages, many people teach English, but why do Russian rock fans and just Russians not teach Russian?? to

You’ll be healthy soon, and you’ll be fine. The recovery process is already going on. ;)
Finally, I want to ask...
YYY: What is the consequence???? to