Sewa:...and then the Tajiks with the robberies "fought out" 10 years ago! And our members are not mature at all!
Serg: And how did you do it?
They have a deadline for theft under ten!
And we - the qualifications are funny: then went by - took a ride, then without the purpose of theft, etc. This law may be beneficial to anyone.
Serg: A good topic. The lawmakers probably also steal at night, so the time limits are small.

“All that doesn’t kill us”
YYY :?! to
zzz:... does it give us experience glasses?

In the last 20-30 years, domestic cats have been living about twice as long.
At this rate, in another 30 years, they will survive the average person.

A friendly collective can only exist in the presence of a common enemy.
I went out of the bus in the morning, celebrating my brother's wedding from Friday to Monday, the three nearby came to nature on the same principle, the chef for an unknown reason for an hour has attached to his head one bottle of cold water and drinks from the second. Silence is silent, phones are silent. No one knocks loud on the keyboard.
The customer ran away, first asked for aspirin. You whisper, it must be. :D
And then the secretary calls and asks why we are so sad.
xxx: I haven’t seen such a consensus since we decided to install the air conditioner last summer.

In comments to the post with pictures of paper dolls depicting the marriage couple of the UK:
xxx: The dolls are wonderful, but I don’t understand at all what everyone is wearing with these “Aglitic princes and princesses.” To whom did they surrender?
We shot our princes and princesses.

T-shirt "I believe in the ruble" cost 400 rubles, and now 800. Why so?

I broke my karma.
Go into the room and think about your rebirth.

I work with admin. A 16-year-old boy came to work. I watched the production process for a long time, asking questions.

“Mom, are you like that all day?
Oh yeah yes.
Do you know what level you could be in Diablo?and.

The Kremlin has decided to include the phrase "And I warned you, see" in the list of extremist materials.

I am standing today on the crossing, waiting for a lightforest, a man of age and a husband with a wife. It is red, but there are no cars. A woman rushes to cross the road, her husband surrounds her:
Wherever you go, you can't see - red is burning!
No cars, what should I wait for?
40 seconds to wait, is it a long time?
for long!
A man of age interferes in the conversation:
You don’t have a wife, but a man’s dream. Take care of her!
Is this why?? to
40 seconds is a long time!!! to
The result - the people roast, the woman is border, the husband does not know whether to roast, or what.

There are two consecutive distribution tracks:

"Remove from Friends"

"Conserved by ourselves"

Something Lecter immediately remembered.

The cat is the only widespread and almost everybody knows domestic animal that is not mentioned in the whole Bible.
The Bible (Old Testament) was written by ancient Jews, who engaged in livestock farming and led a nomadic way of life. Therefore the shepherd Abel is good, and his sacrifice of lambs is pleasing to Yahweh, and the farmer Cain is evil, his sacrifice is not appreciated by the god, and from envy he killed his brother. And now the attention is the question: which nomadic pet cats? Here, the Egyptian farmers (by the way, the contemporaries of the ancient Jews and also not well mentioned in the Bible) had a completely different opinion about these animals.

Ktopopalo: Why wear camouflage in the forest if you don’t go hunting? Always interested. We were just looking for such a special forces man with a heart attack for 3 hours, and he was lying 10 meters from the camp, a predator.

A man sleeping in the subway. Goes quite normal, and the face is covered with the mask of Anonymous.

V is to sleep.

XHH: all spilled, crazy, on the floor
and laughing)
Theme: Jebana
I am a Aunt.
WOW: 0_o an unexpected statement))
The fucking aunt.
That is insulting! Tagged enter
WOW: late, you did the fireplace out))
The fucking)

The optimist is half drunk and the pessimist is half sober.

The issue of import substitution.

I sit in a cafe, and there Russian videos are shown on the big screen. Naked butts in Victoria Secret trousers, cabriolets from Mustang to Bentley, mountain serpentines of Italy, iPhones and whiskey...
Why shouldn’t the Russian show business also engage in import replacement? No, I’m not suggesting crushing Timati with a bulldozer! Just buckle in the frame of Vyatsky quas, take photos on the Yotafon, ride on the Priors with Georgian tapes against the background of the most beautiful landscapes of Penza or Omsk, and wrap the Pavloposadsky T-shirt on your buttocks! This is true patriotism!!! to

Only by sitting on the floor in a lotus posture and relaxing, you understand simple things: you need to wash under the closet, and out where the phone is charged.

Per with my question, I am going to... birth... how is it in Russian? Create a shit.
But I wonder who should buy condoms, a boy or a girl, if they do.
They are not married and do not live together, but simply communicate on the backdrop of bed and bed matters.
I was recently told that I should do it (and preferably for my own money), like this is accepted.
Is it suspicious?

Alcohol is like a drinker, it is almost impossible to smoke!