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[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №9154
 19.08.2008
>> I have a strange problem. I downloaded the first Fallout in ISO. Started
>> to play, and for some reason the computer from it warms up until
> > and > and > Does anyone know what a Houthi is?
The computer’s water chip is broken. Go get a new one.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9153
 19.08.2008
This Chinese aunt just won in judo...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9152
 19.08.2008
She
I stitched Niibazo sauce which chupa chops
She
Hardly in the mouth.
She
As a fucking
She
In terms of size
She
In terms of approximately
She
I do not know ;)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9151
 19.08.2008
1: I listen to Frank Sinatra smell the cocaine putting my feet on the desk xD
I laughed... I barely missed the vein...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9150
 19.08.2008
ZZZZ
If I ever get an orgasm from anal-you buy me a car)))))))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9149
 19.08.2008
The study also cited the most ridiculous, according to employers, reasons for dismissal of employees. Please note that these reasons were stated in the notice of dismissal. Here are they:

My boss smells.

A dog is constantly lying out the window. I am stupid about this;

A dirty green carpet. They put me in depression.

I was harassed by a cleaner. I cannot endure that shame.

I don’t have a stepler.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №9148
 19.08.2008
XXX: I decided to get up today.
XXX: Closed 30 times
I took a cold shower.
XXX: Come to work early
xxx: now as a fool I sit alone in the office, not sleeping, my arms hurt and on the go I relaxed.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №9147
 19.08.2008
A friend learned that he liked a girl who knew him very much, writes to her in the ASU:
He says: I want you!
She: I am very much too!! to
Oh, forgive me, don’t go there.
She: Oh and I.
He said, “Not you! I want you!
She: I am not mistaken either!
He: No, I was wrong...
The fucking shit is wrong. Go fuck me fuck me!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9146
 19.08.2008
Capricorn (18:16:56 14/08/200)
I have a computer printing big letters, how to do to print normally
$©®@TTM (18:17:15 14/08/200)
Are you serious?
Capricorn (18:17:29 14/08/200)
Yes help me
$©®@TTM (18:17:31 14/08/200)
There’s a button on the left side of the box.)
Capricorn (18:18:30 14/08/200)
thanks
$©®@TTM (18:18:49 14/08/200)
No guess, are you serious?
Capricorn (18:19:46 14/08/200)
What is serious?I’m not friends with computers, and with all the technology too.
$©®@TTM (18:20:07 14/08/200)
No, here is another. How did you print the little ones?
Capricorn (18:20:27 14/08/200)
I held the shift with my right hand.
$©®@TTM (18:20:34 14/08/200)
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Capricorn (18:20:41 14/08/200)
The Left Print
$©®@TTM (18:20:43 14/08/200)
The day hasn’t gone wrong!!! to
Capricorn (18:20:56 14/08/200)
What does it mean
$©®@TTM (18:21:08 14/08/200)
Hm, it is not easy to explain.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №9145
 19.08.2008
A long time ago, it was not used, but instead it appeared.

Fall of sending.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №9144
 19.08.2008
From the protocol:

- I, the senior lieutenant Petrov, conducted investigative searches.

Declaration of disappearance of 5 (five) ducks

carefully inspected the shores of the colonial pond. The duck is nowhere.

They probably drowned.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №9143
 19.08.2008
I was on a ride this weekend...

And what did he there?

Just a quilt.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9142
 19.08.2008
<iBot> Bonnpoos [216] -> Amer. Toughened Laminated Safety <- (6 letters)
<asdasd> Saakashvili
<Fatal> France

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9141
 19.08.2008
~~999~~ (11:36:31 11/08/2008)
O light of my soul, why are you silent?! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №9140
 19.08.2008
I press on a new quotation plus - it gets ten or twenty, or even a hundred votes at once. Quotes per day earn several thousand of such "plus". I have no influence on the situation! and panic! Well though, I still have old BORovsky quotes, I feel like an archivarian...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №9139
 19.08.2008
I love the last time at night, when almost everyone is asleep, to make coffee, to extinguish the light, to turn on the music in the headphones so that nothing but it is heard, to put in the file exchange a couple of movies on the lookout and in full tranquility, breathing the aroma of coffee, to watch how they compete in speed, overtake each other...
by O_O

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №9138
 19.08.2008
A girl worked in a motorcycle store. Enter the names of products in the database. After her departure, the following positions were found among the names:
"Sympathetic chromed shirt"
"Oil filter fuck it knows No20"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №9137
 19.08.2008
She is:
Fuck, I have a problem with installing your program(( says that there is a missing file.

He is:
Nu togda sdelai abortion

5 minutes of silence

She is:
How do you know it?????????!!!!!! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №9136
 19.08.2008
The mine had a crab, she loved her, she ate a piece of mosquito, it was the last.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9135
 18.08.2008
Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah You guys are quoting your quotes!
Popular wisdom in the Killing League... "The further into the forest, the less likely it is that the shale..." familiar.?! to
Don’t let your citations go on TV! Plus to...

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