J: [Long expressive replica]
M: What did you mean?
J: When I spoke, I still understood, and now it is no longer.

In Angry Birds, snowmen are not gyri, but a shrapnel.

I bought today Tolstoy’s War and Peace, Dostoevsky’s Crime and Punishment and Diablo III.
Q: You think I’ve taken books in vain, right?

XXX: Have you heard it? Petrovich is dead.
and Petrovich? I only saw him yesterday.
XXX is yes? You know, it did not help.

Breivik, according to Norwegian law, must have companions. At the end of May, it was that special people would be hired for Breivik’s company, as the Norwegian authorities do not want ordinary criminals to endanger such a neighborhood.

This fucking something.

YouTube advertising has just reached the peak of stupidity and obscurity. Go see the trailer for the new Judge Dredd and these misfortunes made me first look at the shortened version as an advertisement.

Commentary on StopGame:

I saw a student who thought that Kunilingus was the name of some ancient Roman commander.
P.S Yes, since then, I’ve always written “Cunilingus” with the big letter.

Unbearable
Hello sweet :*

SlaSh (L.V.)
E is?

Unbearable
Do not ignore Nihil.

Unbearable
The rabbit

SlaSh (L.V.)
Okay I agreed.

SlaSh (L.V.)
And who are you?

Unbearable
I am your aunt.

SlaSh (L.V.)
engaged

SlaSh (L.V.)
I always dreamed of meeting you.

SlaSh (L.V.)
Where were the teeth in my childhood???? to

Write again about me some shit, shit to your internet.
and Chuck.

XXX is
I want a waist.
YYYY
Waze is not bad.
XXX is
He is fun, he can be beaten.
YYYY
It is like a tank.
YYYY
He beckoned
XXX is
He has a man in him.

The size of my leg is 36.
Yyy: ah, and the breasts - 2
Sorry, but not the opposite.
yyy: so I imagine you walking on conical legs with wrapping breasts on the floor

by Katy:
You don’t have any relationship?

by Andrei:
No is. Do I need? and :)

by Katy:
I am not saying hope, I am asking

by Andrei:
Dick I answered.

by Katy:
You can speak Russian.

by Katy:
Is there another dick?

by Katy:
I write normally and the words are not cavernous, and I ask you also to write norm I do not understand your speech

xxx: As I look at IT, there are associations with the anti-utopians, Linux users are rebels, killing rats and shooting Kalashnikovs, but proud and free, and fighting the System in the person of Microsoft users ©® Windows ©®, but unsuccessfully. And from the side behind all of this are observing some futuristic aliens in the face of Apple, stealing people for experiments on zombies, and chances to return to the normal world such zombies no longer, they settled on alien technology.

Sitting in a countryside cafe, unwittingly watched the married couple at the neighboring table and their daughter, at the age of about three years (!!!). The girl was all the time turning around the window, which looked like a small, well-maintained garden. Finally, I asked my mother:
Are we in Belarus now?
Why did you decide so?
It is clean and the flowers grow.
The parents went to bed. And I don’t know whether to rejoice or remember the same joke about the homeland and the worms.

X: Hearing
X: and Ubuntu norms of the wind?
X: Or what will you put on her?

1: You will need to subvert the money, and buy a camera for yourself.
2: As for shopping, most of the ideas I support)
1: Then photography and photoshop courses, so that the photos are beautiful))
2: There is no EVA. For photos to be beautiful, photography and photoshop courses are not enough
1: What have I missed?
2: 5 years of art school, the first 5 years with flommasters in hand, general artistic development, reading a giant library of relevant literature, finally just talent.
Fuck the camera. I buy an iPhone.

YouTube video uploaded clearly not in Russian=) Comments:

BigEmi1: Nuuu kakogo xera???? Where is Sloan? Bliaad ludi vasje oxreneli! Sami legkii bass 

remi zik: even google translation can't help me with this one :( english please? and :)

Alex007minsk: idi na xui

Remi Zik: WTF people!! :D

Alex007minsk: pindosov stebaem, che :) 

Remi zik: I made contact with an alien specie

Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon.
I want to believe that we will be worthy of their generation. The eternal memory.

Are you dying? Are you not fighting at all?
- Sudar, you understand that in our wonderful town of science-city - it doesn't look suitable for our society.

It is proven that a speaking cat from the iPad takes a candidate of science up to 1 hour.