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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9134
 18.08.2008
August is when fresh quotes from Bash no one to throw, because all but you are in vacation :((

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9133
 18.08.2008
Olga is bright
How to share?
Nato
Ok to Ok. How is yours?
Olga is bright
I really want to drink and make a meal (I am tired at work).
Nato
This is strange desire...
Nato
Not a girl, but a dream.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9132
 18.08.2008
sprite2k (17:10:58 13/08/2008)
heh)
EBu4ka (17:11:05 13/08/2008)
And you who?
sprite2k (17:11:33 13/08/2008)
My mom didn’t tell me)
sprite2k (17:11:59 13/08/2008)
She said she found me right behind the compass. Coded by Cheto.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9131
 18.08.2008
We have one here.

We were sitting in the park, all drowned...he sits and doesn’t touch him...well we think he went to the hell...all let go, we got home...we got out of the park...all like in a row...there he turns around. He is such a tragic voice "Pick up, I go out...and all the trees behind me!"


[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9130
 18.08.2008
Any Honey
We were waiting for some Andrew...he was sure that he would not come...In the end-Andrei comes and passes into a distant room...Then the boss comes in, asks if Andrew has come, I answer "he is in that room", the boss for some reason hears "now how you see" and he enters a distant room with a loud phrase "Again this fucking fool Andrew put us in."Next-no scene.

Sibian
And how it all ended?

Any Honey
The boss smart...turned out "Well, although you are always on time".

Any Honey
I was hysterical.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №9129
 18.08.2008
1st
blyayat...chel, help...week ago I bought a friend dendi to the dungeon... decided to check her at home...blyayat...I can’t give her back.

2 is
It’s worth $300, don’t buy one more.

1st
Certainly!

1st
I will have two of them!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9128
 18.08.2008
The girlfriend:
Do you want a banana? I don’t have any juveniles yet.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №9127
 18.08.2008
and Naoru:

Four in the morning. For an hour as the neighbors from the bottom rub the sludge, and loudly so, half-house hears.
He took two of his Soviet wonders (columns under a meter high), twisted a fifty-watt, also Soviet, amplifier to the maximum... A banal land like Merlin Manson and other wild stones passed by. The mind went further: took the vocal microphone, grabbed it through the mixer into the FL, hanging a guitar overload, a dilution and a compressor.
The question is what to say to humanity.

Now imagine it. Four in the morning. The music center is swallowed under the stream of sound. Between the houses, the joyful, monotonous and screaming voice of the leader of the alien invaders is spread:

I am a cowboy,
I walk on the hill,
The sharp roots,
The thin feet,
In the Magi-
with ears,
and the tongue,
The cannabis tail.
As soon as I jump, I binge!

And silence... I can only hear the wind blowing between flying leaves...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №9126
 18.08.2008
Since when have Trojans been requesting updates? OO

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9125
 18.08.2008
by admin (18:15:48 10/08/2008)
With all these drinks, I can’t do all of the adsl.

slider (18:15:55 10/08/2008)
The conclusion? )

by admin (18:16:05 10/08/2008)
Go to ADSL =)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9124
 18.08.2008
<Shaman> I am a small orange
<Shaman> has a new juice - "My"
<Shaman> with a taste of banana and strawberries
<Shaman> introduced the process of communication with sellers

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9123
 18.08.2008
Speaking of the Olympics:
Why are our currents in biathlon shooting well? Do they need to go through the taiga on ski and shoot?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №9122
 18.08.2008
Teddi: And you don’t get through this cup.
A long time I could not understand the meaning of this phrase until I realized that mine is a verb.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9121
 18.08.2008
[18:49:27] <Grostinka> well there really cool
[18:49:32] <Grostinka> I don’t know what to say
[18:49:32] <donoR> about love experiences his stories
[18:50:02] <Grostinka> well I was driving to the caves
[18:50:14] <donoR> in both?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №9120
 18.08.2008
[xxx] I walk around the apartment looking for clean socks, I feel like a fungus... Where do they go? How they look? Which can be collected and which not?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9119
 18.08.2008
Tagged with: hello
Hello, how are you doing?
Tagged: normal
ANNA: What are you doing?
I am resting. Do you have photos?
and ahah! In classroom and in classmates
I am not in contact.
Have you looked at my pictures?
See also: AGA
Leah: And how then?
Anya: Places are beautiful, but photos of acta, a lot of noise, check the light sensitivity settings
Can I talk to Annie?
Tagged with: burnt, burnt

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №9118
 18.08.2008
P.S. Tonight I took a girl to sex. By four o'clock in the morning, my efforts were exhausted and I decided to give up this ungrateful effort! To sleep with the standing is difficult, decided to go out to the street, at the same time to take the cigarettes forgotten in the car, as smoking her toothbrushes overnight was tired. I go out to the car at 4 in the morning!!! I picked up cigarettes, I stood in front of the car smoking with a sad look. In the neighboring parked car sits a guy with the same expression of the face and crawls in the car! The salon polishes, the glasses wipes... I look at it and think, well, not badly, at four in the morning to do the car! And he looked at me so sadly and said "What, didn't she too?" I barely swallowed a cigarette! I started to find out about the one girl we are talking about! Thank God it was not. We went for a beer together.))) correctly said - car second wife ))))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №9117
 18.08.2008
by 111
Do you remember the scene from Our Rush, where the concierge was choking in the elevator?

by 222
NOA

by 111
Well he joked in the elevator, his tenants called and asked what is it? Well he "and who did it?", then found the cat "here is who did it", then he threw the arrows on the tenant and only then confessed.

by 222
Is that you mean Bush?

by 111
Yes, it will seem like the scene will be the same. Actors: USA - concierge, Saakashvili - cat, European Union - tenants

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №9116
 18.08.2008
by ReCoilMe:
echo form_label('<b>Month:</b>');
$options = array (
'0' => ' New
'1' => ' February,
'2' => ' February,
'3' => ' February,
'4' => ' April,
'5' => ' May'
'6' => ' June'
'7' => ' July'
'8' => ' August,
'9' => ' September'
'10' => ' October'
'11' => ' November
'12' => ' December
'13' => ' I am an idiot!
) ;

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №9115
 18.08.2008
Conversation by phone.
The police formed a baron. All questions to.. (waits a second and with the usual laughter).. to Kozlov!!! )) I am snooping!)

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