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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №35062
 26.08.2010
[23:18:22] Nickita: advise the movie
[23:18:39] Partisan: "The fate of a pregnant sailor"
[23:18:55] Nickita: Oh well and name
Partisan: The movie is fun.
[23:19:24] Nickita: fucking and on trailers he is not (
[23:19:43] Partisan: = ((
Partisan: There is another funny thriller
[23:21:29] Nickita: Well...
Partisan: The Secret of a Wooden Stone
Nickita: Do you invent these names yourself?
Partisan: No
[23:23:17] Partisan: there is another "murder at the corner of a round house"
[23:23:20] Nickita: This is not stated (
[23:23:24] Partisan: and the "sea underwater"
Partisan: I just love unusual movies
[23:23:37] Nickita: I will show you the last 2
[23:24:34] Nickita: I need to give those flashes on 16 so that you can write them up until it became interesting)
[23:24:40] The Partisans have agreed

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35061
 26.08.2010
xxx: here’s what to expect from the generation that discusses on the internet, how to call a seductive suckub, so that it’s overwhelmed?
YYY: Decline in Birth

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №35060
 26.08.2010
From a conversation with a friend:

She: Yet men are naughty and strange people. I recently received a letter from one of my classmates. I studied with him at school and have not been in contact since then for five years. Then he said, “Hello! You are cute. I want to come and fuck you"
I: MDA... well what?
What is "no and"? Half an hour later he came and fucked.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №35059
 26.08.2010
el_Archangel: I am looking for the book Alan Carr and an easy way to stop pressing SHIFT+DELETE Fuck!!! and :(

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35058
 26.08.2010
My grandfather says that I am constantly arguing with him. And the worst of all, you can’t do it!) c) CyberForsh

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35057
 26.08.2010
The longest journey begins with the words "I know the short road".

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №35056
 26.08.2010
Why am I so brake! A mosquito is sitting on me... and there’s no way to get stuck... I start blowing on it... dinner with all the amenities... snacks and air conditioning.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №35055
 25.08.2010
Knight GTR: Today I saw the worst dream of my life... To wake up, I had to close a bunch of pop-up flash banners. He woke up...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35054
 25.08.2010
Priestly
Yesterday the screw at work burned... thoughtfully burned - "If the corpse suddenly disintegrated...." I continued in the original "And not a friend and not an enemy but so...."

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35053
 25.08.2010
<Trank> I stopped drinking
<Tranks> has started playing sports
<Richard> oO
<Chigivarkin> the elevator is turned off? Beer on foot?
<Tank> yes :(

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35052
 25.08.2010
We fought this morning.
He said, “Didn’t you get up from that leg?
She: No, I didn’t go to bed with that.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35051
 25.08.2010
At 9 p.m. on Thursday, a signal from a resident of Baltic came to the operational duty center "Gosakvaspas" that her husband and three other people were lost in the forest in the area of the village of Color. Among the dead is a seven-year-old child. Rescuers contacted the victims, but they asked not to rescue them until morning.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35050
 25.08.2010
Modern technologies: unmanned vehicles
>> Engineers test the following systems:
>>Development of bands
>Interesting, what is the system "Surprise Disappearance Detection Markup" they have? and :-)
More interesting - whether there is a system of sudden disappearance of the road, for Russia it is very relevant.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №35049
 25.08.2010
What about your tooth and hand?
yyy: as bad employees
XXX in the meaning?
Yyy: one is not in place, the other is sick)))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №35048
 25.08.2010
About the sick:
Life is full of surprises and incredible discoveries.
If your girlfriend has a random event generator instead of a brain!!! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №35047
 25.08.2010
Freija : A really existing organization:
Freija : Limited Liability Company "Cushman and Wakefield Styles "
Freija : Particularly delighted this "and Rybokobylko"!!! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35046
 25.08.2010
Polygraphy (12:35:39 25/08/2010)
The fucking. Television with smells.

Captain EMO_o (12:35:53 25/08/2010)
The 5D Video

Polygraphy (12:36:21 25/08/2010)
You wake up in the morning, and the whole house smells of fried eight legs. What a shit?! This is what Makarevich tastes!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №35045
 25.08.2010
When will the new house come out?
Yyy:When the cancer on the wolf mountain gets sick

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №35044
 25.08.2010
How is Moscow different from yogurt? They say that there is a living culture in the latter.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35043
 25.08.2010
Xxx: girl, you’ve gotten into me)))
YYY: You can just get into it!and XD

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