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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №19541
 24.08.2009
There is: by the way, who noticed what relay in the house? and :)
I remember the 3 or 4 things I noticed... and in memory only delayed :)

SKaDT: Most often there advertised Vikodin :)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №19540
 24.08.2009
From the forum:
NNN: It sounds right - Hope R_a_diionna.
>>Radio of the Russian Federation
You are a fool. Rodionovna is written correctly, learn Russian and pine a puppy for a puppy
GGG: Dybil, Raskolnikov as their native names? The birth. Look at the root!
TTT: the verification word "radius". He was round.
This is Chernobyl Radio.
In other places, the correct name is Rodion.
The right thing to say is not "Radio", but "because of it"

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №19539
 24.08.2009
The Odessa News.
Entrepreneurs of the "Northern" market blocked the Nikolaevsky road in the area of the campsite in protest against the actions of the new leadership.

Participants of the protest action without stopping walk forward and forth on the pedestrian crossing in the area of the children's camp "Young Guard" (so they formally do not violate the law).

Inventive Slavic people!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №19538
 24.08.2009
Technical support. Calls the Governor. With a loud, hysterical voice:
Who will confirm my new password?? to
In the sense?
- Here I enter the old password, then a new one, and it is written what needs to be confirmed. Come and confirm it!!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №19537
 24.08.2009
With regard to the savings of ammunition by the students of the British Academy... When not the puchea shoots, but the students of the Babaah. Dad told me. When he began to serve in the army, in the tank troops, they frequently held "tank" exercises. Crews in full composition were constructed squares on the field, the driver first from the left, from the right the commander of the car, behind him the charging and the guide. The team of the factory sounded, the driver began to tickle, like a tractor, the commander of the command first, forward... And walked, like in a tank. You say grandmother...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №19536
 23.08.2009
Yesterday, my husband at work had a commission to check the licensing of the programs used.Today everyone is studying the line.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №19535
 23.08.2009
¤ The little girl ¤
Hi to.

punk
I get rid of the monthly. Guarantee of 9 months.

¤ The little girl ¤
And in what way?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №19534
 23.08.2009
sphere: imho, soon in the ads on the sale of apartments will write "catch a crazy wai-fa"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №19533
 23.08.2009
Artem: How much can the computer speed up as much as possible?
yyy: to *oh fucking, it doesn’t seem to work*

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №19532
 23.08.2009
SMS from my beloved:
"Condoms are not as eager to buy as pills from diarrhea..."

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19531
 23.08.2009
Quotes for fucking! Funny quotes!

What will you? Did you write a sad quote? What happened? Is it hard to rescue everyone? Everybody came back and came back to their relatives. Was it easier for you to ruin my mood?? to

There is no shit! You are foolish! Nothing of this happened. With a smile on my face in the lunch break, I open the bor to read the Funny! The joyful! Quotes, raise your mood and after lunch, joyful, start working, but NOT! There will be such a sheep or deer, who wants to tell everyone what kind of fucking life, primacy, people, etc. etc... WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS? Why do you need such quotes?? to
Hate you fucking! I hope you get in the mood!

Plus the citizens! Make sure that this hatred has read, and it hasn’t been so crazy.

(The Mega Positive
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Let it always be in the best...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №19530
 23.08.2009
Open the cell phone. Under the lid (or under the battery) is glued a small white paper with a red strip. If you lick it, it will be red. They slipped? And it wasn’t necessary to do this, it’s an indicator of moisture getting into the phone. It will not be taken under guarantee. In order to find out whether the body background was drowned into the water or not, there is no need to conduct an examination, especially several days. This is visible during the inspection and is checked first to form a rejection. if the phone was melted, and at the same time hide the curious who lick everything in a row.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19529
 23.08.2009
On the weekend, at the hour of day, we gently kiss the buyu Denis, his boyfriend, who sat on the internet all night, and he turns to the wall and says: "Option Denis is unavailable"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №19528
 23.08.2009
About a year before bed included a variety of English lessons. I learned the language in my dream. The result is a bit unexpected: now, with the sounds of English, I instantly fall asleep as dead))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №19527
 23.08.2009
from job.ukr.net

Applicant Catherine
Assistant Manager Position

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19526
 23.08.2009
... i.e When he was 12 years old, he was already involved in the development of...
..."27 years" and "I worked from call to call all my life and I didn’t get any money from my homeland" I’ll give up if he’s as a shy designer as he thinks of himself...
and etc.
— — — —
A whole flock cannot elementarily read the text, cannot think, cannot express thoughts without matte, does not even understand the essence of the text, but is already leaning down with its premature opinion to comment.
27 is not the age, it is the number of years spent alone.
Yes the degradation. Degradation of the mind.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №19525
 23.08.2009
ZaoOoza (12:50:17 20/08/2009)
I was in Adler, I walk by the road, Mitsubishi is driving nearby, on her body is an aerography due to penguins. The minions went.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №19524
 23.08.2009
Even if you’re told to “forgive everything you’ve been taught in school” it’s not a reason to transplant your hands back on your ass!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №19523
 23.08.2009
by Dan (15:30:45 20/08/2009)
Yesterday was F.

KiR (15:31:03 20/08/2009)
You are CH? There is no living there!!! to

by Dan (15:32:17 20/08/2009)
Do not enter the bowl.

KiR (15:32:43 20/08/2009)
and ROFL

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №19522
 23.08.2009
Who is the lucky owner of the number n001ah? =) is
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