I work in the DPS on duty. Calling the phone, the girl says: - Hi, I was put in my ass here, sheak not pleasant!I am now standing on the crossroads like a fool!
I didn’t immediately realize that it was an accident.

I seem to understand why we will never be rich in Russia. In order to find out this, it was enough in Yandex to pick up the words "How to become" and see the most popular options for the continuation that it will offer. So what do you think interests our people the most? "How to be happy" "How to be successful"??? No is!! Look at the top 10!! to
1st How to become a cat woman.
2nd How to become a rustic.
Three How to become a fairy.
How to become a vampire.
5 is How to become a rooster in real life.
6 is How to become a fairy right now.
7 is How to be beautiful.
8 is How to Become a Sweater by Day. (This is what I especially like.)
9 is How to become a princess.
10 is (Finally it is!!) How to become rich.
So the conclusion is that to be rich is three times less interesting to us than to be a mermaid, and two times less than to be a fairy. And most of all, we want to be a cat woman. Which I congratulate you.

O-Father and S-Son
A: We need to talk.
C: What is it?
A: We should have told you this for a long time...
C: What is it?
A: You know, in fact, my mom and I just brought you that there would be someone in the apartment to put in order...
A: 0 O
A: So good luck. I went.
A: 0 O

I flew in the airplane, walked through the cabin to the place of departure, by the edge of the eye I notice some familiar video on the laptop of one of the passengers, I watch and see the first series of "Lost".

from contact.
I will be in Greece at this time. So I pass.
Tagged: blue
Alexandra: Well yes))
Arthem: When will you come back?
by Alexander: 10.09.12
Okay, I pointed out a year. Al is in?
Alexander: Ol in the;)
I am jealous of blazing.
It is not worth it;)
I am not jealous of that.

Something like this was heard in the flower market.

- you type in the Yandex "Svetlana Syktyvkar" and 612 reference is me.

Comment to the video on the porn tracker (name of the video "From Chabarovsk"):

This is not Khabarovsk, because vegetation is not typical, I as a botanist say it.)))

The company moves to a new office.

The office is empty.
Gabriel: In the middle of the table, the computer, the printer and me
You seem to have forgotten to transport.
I also have such suspicions.

SMS from the girl (going home to her parents for the weekend):
You can't turn in the bed, or the cat will not like it and he will leave :)

Christina and I broke up.
Den: Why?
pandemia: we fought because she lost an important battle in wow when I began to stick to her during the game and made her a coon.
The OMG!! to

Bones: How I spent the summer: downloaded 75.81 GB given 262.11 GB

We are preparing for the arrival of top managers, cosmetic repairs are quickly carried out in places.Yesterday there was an announcement: "Lord! The corridors are painted. We strongly ask you not to smell the carpets on the columns and walls (at least until the end of the visit of guests). Thank you for your understanding." Cultural country, serious professionals

VaDik_Destroy - My laundry has already borne me with dishes, the whole evening walks and nods: wash the dishes, wash the dishes. Should I wash? She for what? I also had a tough day, I do not offer her to help me, I do it myself.
xxx: If a woman is noisy, then you do not satisfy her))) And dishes, believe the experience, are only a pretext. It’s all about in bed, fuck it little, or poor quality.
VaDik_Destroy - You're stupid this is my mom got the goat's mouth with her wicked mouth
xxx: Emmm... Well then there is only one option – WADIK, go and wash the dishes!!!! And for the future don't dare to say so much about your mother anymore, it's not your wife)))

To discuss batteries and "Matrix":

>>> xxx: Of a human in general bad battery, as no cool.

The article is "This is interesting". In the original scenario, humans were not batteries, but a mass for processing data. But the producers decided it was too difficult for most viewers.

Alone in the Dark:

The game is shit.
This is such a fucking shit that takes horror.
I barely resisted not to remove this terrible shit after learning that the main character must be blinking by hand (!!!!!!!). Instead of entering the atmosphere and being afraid of terrible cracks, I fucking my brains by continuously pressing the X key.
The management in the game was written by a herd of stubborn alkashi, who had just replaced the Soviet excavator, in which the former colleagues broke the instrument panel with a iron concrete spade. I have never seen such a curved console port. That is, in general, as much as I play video games, for probably ten years, I have never seen more dumb management. Is it possible for a mentally healthy person to wrap the combat stands on the mouse and turn on the keys? This is the one who will see from the side, how I catch my mouse around the table like a fucking, and at the same time even blink by the hand, it is a shit, comrades! Finally killed the moment when you had to jump out of the hose, the PrintScreen key. Printscreen is shameful! How to shoot the screens? Rethinking the shit? And I still have the face of a flat shoppedec - a curved translation of buttons in the menu, occasionally changing to Aoieuae 0 with an emphasis on each letter placed above the Italian.
The authors should instead of the main menu to insert some arkanoid on the entire screen with a single button "exit", then it would at least be possible to play.

Hello, I can't call you where?
At the point of repayment.
Where is? Where is?
Fucking at home!

How to choose a monitor
The monitor is the main part of the computer. Even Hollywood writers know this: almost every second fighter can see the destruction of computers by shooting monitors. No monitor – no computer.

I am going, it is dark. I hear out of the corner, I scream, I shout, I have fallen! ", I turn and I see a picture: three struggling guys are looking for something on the ground, illuminating it with a phone. They search, they ride. One is straight: "Bla, guys, what are we looking for?and "

[20:05:35]xxx: I'll go assembler I'll try to assemble
[20:47:02]xxx: Let’s fuck it around!! to

by Yapa
I recently went to the neighbor to fix the computer. Five minutes, nothing special. Then her mother comes in and asks if we want to eat lunch.
I go out with the girl to smoke on the balcony and I say to her:
Tanya, remember, calling a man to repair a computer when Mom is at home is just inappropriate.