Under my window at night street cats arrange discussions on the topic - Is there life in apartments!

Democracy is when a flock of lambs chooses a shepherd.

From the wolf room.

Zzz: The Khhlis chose Chupacabra.

YYYY
I invited him to meet in the evening and go for a walk. To be honest, I had the idea of inviting him after a walk with me "for coffee". However, this miracle said that he wanted to spend this evening on his hobbies...
Thus, my definition of “dirty” is: a man who prefers sex to his hobby. Regardless of the hobby. Computers, maps, books – it doesn’t matter. If you, fucking, reject the conditional offer of sex in favor of any of this x'et, preferring then to quietly teenage - then you are 100%, pure shit!

Zzz
God what a shit.
“Sex is a great thing only when there is nothing more to do.” Bukowski

At 7 a.m. the dogs took me out. I walked there and went back, thinking about how much more pleasant it was to sleep in the bedroom in the morning than to sink out on the street. At the entrance, the car slowed and the driver asked, "What kind of house is this?"
I tried to wake up reactively and understand something, but I couldn’t. Therefore, I asked without concerns: "and what attribute of the house are you interested in?"
"I didn’t understand..." – the driver was upset.
I was very stressed and speechlessly re-formulated: "nnu... what would you like to know about this house?"
The driver stepped out of the window and made sure that no other living person could be seen anywhere. Then he also seemed to be very stressed, because he asked, “Is there a number at home?”
"see", I said encouragingly, "another thing! there is. The number is sixteen."
Uncle frightenedly covered the window and whispered over the glass: "and the body?"
“Third,” I politely supplemented and headed to the door, dreaming of returning to the world of dreams.
When I got to the door, he cried out to me again: "Ah! What is it?"

I had my daddy’s gants, but they were lost when I moved. The sister said she remembers this tragic story because she is still unable to understand how it is possible to lose five kilos of iron when moving.

If the mints want to get you, and you are lucky - they will throw arms and drugs, and not luck - cheese and chamomile.

In the near future, one of the Nobel Prizes will be awarded for the invention of methods:
to develop it;
to recognize;
to hear.

Rowling once wrote that she was sitting on the GP forum, she was asked in an interview: "Did you not be offended there?" She: "Well... how to tell you. In the discussion, I was told that I did not know the canon".

In the department of seven people four Leny. In order not to be confused, they are called by name. It seemed like everyone used to it, but yesterday one phrase still broke my brain:

Elena Nikolayevna, Elena Ivanovna called. She is in trouble with transportation and is 20 minutes late. Give Elena Petrovna, or her cell phone is turned off.

Voice from the corner:

“No, if I have a daughter, I will only call her Dzdrapperma, and no other!

xxx: so Denisca led you to hysteria)) what? Again about dynamic routing for a romantic dinner?)
YYY: Yes, I agree with that already. admin became a sanitary technician - well, it happens, but when he said with a smart look "judging by the logs of the reservoir, he has at least three babies" - here I stumble and drowned

Literally half an hour ago.

In the store, a considerable room is quite tightly filled with long stands with samples. The narrow passages are narrowed even more by the product just received. A metre away from me, near the exit passage, the seller (P) unpacked and unpacked the boxes. Beyond it, two buyers carefully slip into the remaining free narrow space. The seller bitterly breathes and complains in the space:
Q: Well why would everyone pass here, tightly, boxes, go into another passage?
I: (looking there) There are big bags, and also tight
Q: Well, you would see - a man stands, fights with the goods
I: There is also a man.
P (surprisingly looking at me): This is the buyer!

We were now out of the forest. Right on the road is a writer. And the dog has never seen such a uncle. She is terribly afraid of the incomprehensible. Here is here. A man with a strange detail.
Agriculture and Agriculture!! The dog wept out of horror.
Remove it! My uncle is rattled.
Can you clean it first?
Do I have something to clean?! to
“Not God knows what, of course, but there are kids walking here,” I said politely.
Here the uncle for some reason came into the feeling and shouted: "Fuck! There are two people!"

The new toilet cat will not only kill the microbes under the toilet, but it will also be nice to spit the eggs.

Tomorrow at 5 p.m. a family gathering. Appearance is mandatory. The officer will check it personally.
Comrade Lieutenant, I have no one to do.
Take the prostitute.
and expensive.
Rubles for two hundred.
For two hundred I’t even introduce myself to your brother.

Hi my friend! How many winters! How do you live, who are you currently working for?
Yes yes, a little bit. The job is easy, sometimes I even hold millions in my hands without noticing it.
Wow, nothing to do! Not that I work hard, but I have one penny in my pockets. What kind of work do you have?
Tickets are sold at the lottery.

I need a cat filler.
This is a taxi shop.
I am aware.

I brought to my parents souvenirs from Belarus - 3 kinds of sausages of different shapes: a stick, a wheel, and such a small stick half the usual size.
I gave my father souvenirs and went to work.
After a while, a call from my dad:
Q: I found the sausage, so I chose the smallest to try. You know why?
I : No
Q: Mother will come, I’ll show her the sausage, I’ll say it’s very delicious, and I’ve eaten half-fingers.
I’ll hear what she tells me about it.)

O_O

Eight legs in the bar are delicious. When they open a big bowl and fly with sauce
Yyy: And I thought the chopsticks were baked under the cheese.
I don’t know much about how to make chopsticks. In fact, all I know about the chopper, I have eaten in the hentai.

@Ryjipes
@svetachalova Can you name a dog?

@svetachalova
@Ryjipes Robin

@Ryjipes
@svetachalova is a girl, daughter of what on the profile

@Ryjipes
@Svetachalova Must be on A to start.
Do I ask for a passenger?

@svetachalova
@Ryjipes No, not the norm. It can be called Ahueno.

@Ryjipes
@svetachalova Ohuen's name is "Ahuenno". This is like on the street:
“Ahueno, Ahueno, to me Ahueno!

@svetachalova
@Ryjipes have you seen Ahuenno? Give me a foot! Ahuenno is lying! Ahueno is dead!

@Ryjipes
@svetachalova If I get caught up, I will not give you up anyway

"Military camouflage "Berezka" looks at this phrase with some confusion, if decently expressed."

The MO looks at the military in camouflage "Berezka" with great surprise. Because in the 99th year, this colour was replaced by the "Kamish", which successfully lasted until the appearance of the "Numbers".