To the topic "Once Upon a Train..." I was somehow on a crazy electric car N. N. What kinds of passengers... the people at the wagon came across a lot, but all this gray mass of the city-low-city public patiently waited for admission to the wagon... especially among the homogeneous mass... a young girl of indefinite years with a young child and a sporting bag of a substantial size... this individual of the female gender was rushing out not as much externally as internally... in particular, it was so much noise and whispering out of it, so that nobody was connected with the trailer, and next to it didn’t hurry... they commanded the start and the girl with the child, scattering everybody, rushed to the narrow passage... the crowd was carefully disbanded, because looking at this noisy creation with a trailer nobody started to connect... and so this What is this unreasonable thing, Mo.
“These!!”“What are these?“They were patiently asking. It was finally revealed that she had twenty some place (with three occupied her, the child and the bag)..."But we have the same place," insisted the intelligence aunt... What they were sent in a whispering form further, more precisely to the conductors... The woman did not take care and in a compelling form asked for a ticket from the girl-occupant... for what was happening, almost no breath watched the whole car with interest watching what this battle would end... some were betting on the experience, a small part for youth... With difficulty the ticket was still passed from hand to hand and in a minute of silence of the document being studied was sentenced..." The eye is a creation with a syrene I will never forget.

Russian oil is of two types. You all know these two types.

Technical support of VKontakte:
The girl’s name disappeared, what happened?
You got married, you fool!

A discussion of the modern method used instead of solarium - painting the skin with an autozag:
Anton: This is a class thing! Absolutely super! It saves time. Gives a smooth shade. Fast, convenient and high quality. Painted the wing and cap.

X: Yes, I am Almighty
Y: Yes
Can my bank account be increased, O all-powerful lord of Sith?
X: You don’t need money (characteristic gesture with the hand)
I'm glad I didn't ask for a member increase :D

half the fourth. The body realized the approaching end of the working day and woke up joyfully.

Solitaryplace: St. Petersburg man killed his girlfriend, burned the body and hanged himself
Solitaryplace: A great plan for the weekend

I went to the forest today, go, I go.
I see strange signs.
It looks like a cobra, like a cobra.
Well, I decided to look where the tracks lead.
I walked a few meters, he said. A bunch of bottles, bags, canned bags and other garbage. Traces of shins.
[faNATKA]: )) you are wrong quite a bit, then not cockroaches but goats and pigs)))

<Xenius> What is greater, e^pi or pi^e? You have to decide in the mind.
<MeXaN1St> Xenius, not e^pi Moscow -.-

In Russia, they were really able to bring the fairy tale to life, but the fairy tale was chosen to be painfully terrible.

Aida: I don’t understand sex yet, but I’m sure I’ll like it
I: Believe me, tested by billions of people

<bred> and here a man runs to work and says that his pine has fallen on the gas pipeline
<Gillan> calm him, ask if this pine was exactly
<Gillan> may thick or oily

Do you like Lenka?
As a man
Q: What is it that you do not like?
WOW, I don’t think she’s very...

Tatiana: I am conducting a survey. How much is porn?? = )
Theoz: Now not, but it was once in sufficient quantity.
But you may not grieve. I know in terabytes.
Theoz: My 70 GB capacity screw would count your message as a compliment.

I went to the store - here nearby, to drink hunting, and the water turned off. I decided to take quinoa. The water was turned off for a long time - 2 months without water, they said - the pipes need to be changed, "ridden". The residents gathered money to spend. And here we finally arrived. They do. I go by. Some man (not drunk, which is interesting) rushes across the street, and even the voice is loud: "Rush your left! Well, they finally make water!" "How do I understand it..." – the thought is blurred. As I approached and heard the dialogue, the same man asks the workers, “Who is the most important one here?”!" - "Well, I am." - "Give me a kiss to you!!!". The curtain...

XXX is Hi.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Are you in business?
I am like a shampoo.
YYY: Do you think? O_O
XXX: No, 2 in 1

c by Google
Question: What to do in the hair
The answer is to confuse the knives. Okay, they will deal with it.

You are paranoid!
I do not believe you!

The xxx:
Fuck it burned.

YYYY :
? to

The xxx:
Dressed in front of bed.

The xxx:
I notice that the cowards pull light, long hair.

The xxx:
Not for a moment without thinking.

The xxx:
I said "Mary that I found in the cowards!" ((

YYYY :
by XD

The xxx:
Can I stay with you for a week?( by

Do you know the difference between epilation and depilation?
Olya: depilation - hair removal, hair removal - something legal / judicial
Do not call me anymore.