Wife
Q: Do you want to crack?
My mother discovered a new method of contraception
X: You told me today that we don’t have children because we don’t store the couch!! to

Two days ago I had a wild desire to throw an old shell from the fifth floor onto the pelvis, whose owner placed it under our windows and wrestled low bases for all power at 11 p.m. when we began to fall asleep. My husband said to me, 'As long as you're running out, I'll just finish the repair. 'It cooled me, because I wasn't going to spend billions on the state. Although the fools of these that are in the pelvis, it is not a pity - the biomorph, you can't say anything else.

The searching book,
“It turns out that there is a closed group of people who are reading, developing different things for the majority.” This is Isaac Asimov’s “Profession.” And once I remembered Asimov, I will take the courage to recommend you more "And the darkness came" - this is the highest pilot in general!

A lady with a plush taper! Does the white coat not fade? What have you come to boast of rare and expensive gifts in front of the one who writes that she did not receive from her beautiful man "no flower, no gift." She may not like flowers, but she would be willing to accept at least such a sign of attention. If you are lucky with your husband, take care of him. I hope you hear it too and don’t just give socks with odecolon?

The Office. We sit with the boss. and silence. Here from the chief's office with a synthesized voice, the battery is discharged, 2 seconds of silence and a very tired voice: "Your mother, and this hernia how to turn off?"

Article in a women's magazine about ugly men who became movie stars:
by Daniel Craig
You can't stop: everyone watched German porn and dreamed of a sexy sanitary. Asked – you get: this is the one that radiates sexuality Daniel. With the face of the sanitary Semenich, who yesterday was sewn, and now suffers.

We take the bus on the dead road. Per they put asphalt here.
Passenger: It was placed on the asphalt of the journey.

The Order of the Inquisitioners of the Rosselkhoznadzor once again protected Omsk from the invasion of some godless Huerga.

As by the Press Brothers of the Order, on the other day in the region attempted to penetrate Povilika Thonkostebelna. This anti-human race of darkness has no roots and lives by wrapping other plants and sucking their juices.

This herb-vampire is not only extremely vivid, but also poisonous. Having fallen into the seed, it can kill a cow, a donkey, a puppy or a spider.

Previously, the civica tried to invade Omsk with hene and tomatoes, this time the seeds of a dangerous weed were hidden in the cargo of Kazakh peppers. The cover was thought out for fame: the peppers had all the necessary phytosanitary certificates. But the blind eye of the inspectors brothers penetrated through the masquerade and discovered the wicked weed.

All infected pears were handed over to the purifying fire to the glory of the God-Governor.

A virus about cat buds was launched here. Now I feel like a troll – but very cute and puffy. Some cats are pleased with the attention of their owners. Some owners have discovered a lot of new things. Scratches and bites will survive.

here here :
I understand correctly what about the horrors of birth are written by those who have not given birth and are not going to? Because in the case of the horrors of the army, it is so. Who has experienced on himself all the delights of the stove somehow easier to relate to this: it was and was, survived not broken, it will be - and not so survived. I am including. Extremities with injuries and deaths go a separate article.

Injury during childbirth can often be avoided. For example, if doctors who have to give birth, show more professionalism. In my young 25-year-old memory, there were three cases of acquaintances, when due to the absence of doctors (sleeping drunk) there were complicated births with unpleasant consequences for both mothers and children; one case with a fatal outcome for a child (injury received at birth proved incompatible with life). She went to the emergency caesarean surgery after seven hours of labor. feet in the corridor and slopes. And you know what? Yes, it is not scary the absence of a man nearby or the failure to pay alimony, I am afraid of our medicine.

Zandy mode on:

You throw, with KEM he could "conclude an alliance", if he had crucified the whole her!

1st Abraham fell ungrateful to God, and he wanted to kill him.
2nd Abraham’s wife said, “Don’t kill him, God, let me give you a piece of the flesh of our son with him.”
Three God gave him a piece of skin and he was pleased with it.
... the profit.
This is a deal, this is a deal. Learn, Milla, and learn from masters!

xxx: GDP on PPP is only taken seriously. It is necessary, in the village of Gniložopovka you can buy for a hundred dollars a hundred times more bottles of vodka than in any fucking Stockholm, therefore Sweden is poor, and Rasseyushka from excess blows, ah.
YYY: Moreover, you can buy a bottle of vodka in the same rubbish butter than in the same fucking Stockholm. The multiplicative effect.
Zzz: In Stockholm, a baby is 2500 times more expensive. A cosmic woman. You will not bite! Of course, in such circumstances, it is not surprising that 71 kinds of homosexuality and dogs are fighting!
yyy: And if you count on the heads, and on the living weight, it all comes out 5000 times.

I came home from a private clinic, took the results of the procedure, okay. Home decided to check the papers again - with horror found in the column the date of birth: 11.11.1111. When I look in the mirror, I reflect.

An impotent is like a captive guerrilla: he would shoot everyone, but the rifle was taken away.

I finally bought a long-awaited SSD 8 today)))
I put a fresh screw from scratch (the previous one was loaded for 7-8 minutes due to the installation).
I boast to my wife: "Smari: we turn on the computer, 25 seconds - and the wire is loaded and ready to work!"
The answer was discouraged: "A... And when now to wash, to brush teeth?"

The story is approximately this.
A society in which it is not customary to read books, but the main character, contrary to everything, reads. It is not considered adequate, etc. As a result, it turns out that there is a closed group of people who are reading, developing different things for the majority. The protagonist is accepted into this elite of society that no one knows about.
I read for a long time. I remember that the book liked me very much. I want to read it myself and get the child.
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Isaac Asimov "Professions"

"10 to 15 years ago, the world's leading technical powers abandoned the practice of planned and warning repairs and are now guided by the principle of the least interference in working equipment."
I think: "And we have the principle of "work and fuck with it" used for hundreds of years..."

xxx: an interesting piece of quest... and if they wrote: "the answer is hidden in the ass of a dead martyche", what then?
It would be a cool metaphor.
What if not a metaphor?? to
YYY: Then it would be a cool quest...

I love translators)) when one nigger says to another "nado, feedia, must" - it's something, fuck up))

I can’t find my boyfriend’s member, and you’re here with the buds...