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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117597
 21.08.2015
How to scrap lines from a file in a pearl script?
Why Why? Pearl came from Awak, and it already has it all in it. And you get, came to the enemies on a tank, and let through the lock all of the pistol to shoot.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №117596
 21.08.2015
My husband is alone for the first time!!! He makes a pizza and calls to share his impressions:
While it looks awful. It was as if something had fallen and I cut the sausage on top of it.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117595
 21.08.2015
At the dawn of StarCraft, I had a Russification (I don’t even know whose one), in which the shuttles were called Ashes, the Zylots were chickens, well, etc.
Zergling is a thorn, and Overmind is a Superbrain.
About this translation even the article on the lurk is recorded.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №117594
 21.08.2015
was pregnant. told my mother. Her answer :
In any case, don’t tie, don’t shave, and most importantly, don’t read. Otherwise, the child will be born unhealthy and will read all kinds of books too.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117593
 21.08.2015
I put him in one place with his opinion.
Are you not going to turn too many? Do not tire?
I have a shovel there and dirty.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117592
 21.08.2015
YYY - I need a phone like a clock)) And the best thing is that the hoppers won't push as they see.
XXX - Take an older Nokia.
XXX is also a non-figured means of self-defense.
XXX - And if you take a good corner and a stock of nuts, you can withstand a small siege.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №117591
 21.08.2015
I formed a casco on the car. Then the agent calls me and asks:
How, is it all okay? Could there be questions, comments, suggestions?
I: Yes, there are some suggestions. Reduce the price.
and.
It was so rough :rofl:
What is funny here?? to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №117590
 21.08.2015
xxx: Is there anything in this country that doesn’t cost from the rise of the dollar?
YYY: Salary

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117589
 21.08.2015
Hop Hey Lallay,
The dollar is 70 rubles.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117588
 21.08.2015
When there are manoeuvres in the Russian Federation, where the bombs write "On Berlin," another Russofob appears in Germany.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117587
 21.08.2015
Women)communicate, grit does not work epilator, such as a shaver in men, rides but does not shave, but pulls out. Carroche grit is turned on, and the lamp is lit and it is turned off. I scratched the tail, grum long ago he has you?a couple of years, here, in the service I will take, in repair, hopefully inexpensive)I do it, we will scratch. I brought it, I stitched it, I cleaned it. — Yeah, grit, he’s really clean. Karoch thought, got the screwdriver, disassembled the head. And there, naturally, the hair is clogged so that the head can't be crooked. She sees it... I can’t even convey the emotions reflected on the face) it became so red right away, like WAS I THAT HAIRY?!Then he sees it! shame! I want to die!Well, I haven’t found anything smarter than to say, so that’s why you, women, are called cats.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117586
 21.08.2015
Today at 7 a.m. I went to work, I see, on the lawn in front of the ZAGS, a pair of shameless tr^^a^^s. and. The picture, of course, the mood raised for the whole working day)) But generally how can it be?? No shame or conscience.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №117585
 21.08.2015
and Nanicha:
I saw one girl - she sneezed as thin as a cartoon whitewoman.
And when I heard it, I stumbled like a cartoon horse (
I also sneak like a horse.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №117584
 21.08.2015
XXX: We gathered together to visit relatives. I used to go by car and now I decided on the bus. Sitting on a bus that, on the advice of relatives, passes through the desired city. We were oriented by the route number, nothing else was written on the bus. The door closes. In the soundtracks "bus in fucking departs". There was a whisper in the bus, some people started to get up. The driver turns " calm down, fucking the final, who needs to get out earlier". Who invented the names of the villages?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №117583
 21.08.2015
xxx: I have a friend named "Cannabis", now he will be arrested for propaganda?? to
Yyy: If he has children, then for distribution too.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117582
 21.08.2015
I came home from work, took a shower, ate, checked the alarm before going to bed, and a good Android tells me, the alarm will work in 56 minutes. I am pleased what is there...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117581
 21.08.2015
When the main source of income for the state is raw materials, it does not pay attention to the conditions of life of citizens.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117580
 21.08.2015
In the second half of January 1925 Chukovsky was sent by the Soviet government to Finland – to Kuokkala near Repin, to persuade him to return to his homeland, where he will be honored and respected, the Stalin Prize and during his lifetime a monument to Vucic’s work. After some time Chukovsky returned and broke down to report that all his attempts to influence the painter broke like a wave on a stone. Five years later, Ilya Efimovich died. His diaries were also printed in Finland. Where there were such lines: “Root came. I did not advise you to come back.”

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №117579
 21.08.2015
Only you will get rich - then you have to pay for the apartment, then the shoes will break.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №117578
 21.08.2015
They borrowed strange laws: "Our motto is invincible - let's cut it off and ban it!"

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