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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №19481
 21.08.2009
and divorced,
Sending today at +7964 504 83 75
Text: "Mom, I have a problem, don’t call me. Get this number up to 2000r. Do you get it?"
You have a happy day today! Everywhere on the sites where I’ve checked out me and my acquaintances, was written your number tagged "call at any time"! Spammers and just the idiots of the network will help you at all.
Have a nice day ;)

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19480
 21.08.2009
From the Monitor Forum

Pavlov50000
Opening Excel, I make the length of the cell to the width of the screen and print in the cell in black the English small letter i on the entire length of the line. The Arial Cyr. If you set the size of the font 5, then after filling the line I see the sirene bar almost consistent, with the font 8 I see the yellow-brown bar, with the font 10 I see the green letters, with the size of the font 12 I see the black letters with a yellow oreool. How is it explained?

AlexGost
Why are you actually doing all this?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №19479
 21.08.2009
I have to go make tea!
Sure, I will go.
...
I was lucky, the tea was hot.
WOW: I do not
I couldn’t lift my ass off the chair.

[ + 115 - ] Comment quote №19478
 21.08.2009
j3qq4-h7h2v-2hch4-m3hk8-6m8vw is a serial driver for Windows 98...

and more ;)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №19477
 21.08.2009
A dozen stops at the lighthouse. The driver (young guy 19 years old) suspiciously looks at the side of the opposite car, then opens the door and screams to the side of the volga behind.
and max!
The driver rises from the volga
and CHO?
Can we turn around here?? to
A second break through the wild goat
Driving, not driving!

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19476
 21.08.2009
BUCH (09:46:53 20/08/2009)
I rushed in the morning.
BUCH (09:46:53 20/08/2009)
The girl with whom I ran away two years ago wrote: “Return the dolls of the doll!”

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №19475
 21.08.2009
For those who use the entrance as a sorting, your ad – “Don’t mess in the entrance!” – is an extra piece of toilet paper.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19474
 21.08.2009
(from the ZH)
Q: Who writes music for Keenan?
O1: The Genius
O2 and Kagenia!

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19473
 21.08.2009
I sit in the store, my friend. There are two girls standing next to this dialogue:
1: He pulls me for the cows.
2: my mom told me that if a boy is pulling for the stitches or for the stick or (hereinafter it sounds like a list that I am flogging)..it means he is in love!
1: I know that he fell in love, I already guessed on the romance.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №19472
 21.08.2009
Diarrhea is the leakage of information that you are a shit!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №19471
 21.08.2009
The boss comes in and says:
How you all synchronously pressed Alt-F4! :)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №19470
 21.08.2009
From the article about spam:
It all started in the homeland of Colorado bugs and other pests - in America.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19469
 21.08.2009
The lack of money makes a person more free, and therefore more dangerous.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №19468
 21.08.2009
Once we went to the cinema for the movie "Soldiers of Failure" - a comedy with Ben
by Stiller. We took our seats in the cinema, we sat and watched. As usual, the advertisement ended and the movie started. The movie is going, we are watching and we begin to understand that something is wrong here - some guys on the screen are robbing a bank, killing people - it is not funny to drop, but set up for a comedy. At the 15th minute of the movie, we realize that it’s Batman coming!! to
Check the tickets, maybe the room was confused? No, it is right. Around the people start to do the same and slowly the whole hall understands the situation:
“The movie was not that.” Everyone started whispering and throwing their feet like in the good old days: "Stop this hnu!“Hey the boss!“Get my money back!” The people missed open self-expression and broke away completely. I have to say that in modern cinemas not as before the operator is sitting behind the wall, but everywhere the automation, therefore the indignation of the hall no one hears and Batman continues.
The vacancy was interrupted by a guy who sat behind us and first guessed to come down and tell the staff of the cinema that the movie was not the one. The screen is gone – it probably takes time to replace the film.
At this moment, the following happens: a pair of popcorn and beer comes into the hall from the side of the screen without rushing, without rushing because she is late in the slum (for 30 minutes) and no longer rushes anywhere. They see that the screen is empty and are stunned by it. There is a scream of a man in the whole hall: “Finally! by Fuck! Not without you.
We have started!!” And immediately the film is turned on under a stinking rod of a hundred people. A couple of faces passed to their places.
I don’t think they’re ever late for movies ? ?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №19467
 21.08.2009
I think you have to go to the end!
For a long time I hadn’t been sent so beautifully...

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №19466
 21.08.2009
Moody ‎(15.02.2008 15:51):
What are your favorite poses?

Vredinka ‎(15.02.2008 15:52):
I am in a chair, completely relaxed, my eyes are half-covered, my breath is smooth, my right hand is stretched a little forward... and my mouse "claw-claw-claw"...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №19465
 21.08.2009
XXX: The Dead Birds
No, the telescopes
XXX: The Bodyguard
xxx: not
What is the name of the creator of C++?
YYY: The Struggle?
XXX: Yes it is.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №19464
 21.08.2009
XXX: I don’t care about Natasha!! to
Yyy: It is possible for Natasha to clay if all the boys, wilds, animals and objects have disappeared on the earth.
YYY: And the hands broke...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19463
 21.08.2009
Well, comrades students, we walk through the last free days and "in this semester we will definitely learn to learn, so that there is no ass at the session, as always"?)))))

YES: Yes, end of August! so I was slightly upset when the calendar opened

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №19462
 21.08.2009
And you too, like any other normal Russian family, the letters on the mixer indicate Holodnaya and Coryachaya?

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