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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117577
 21.08.2015
The newly adopted owner's cat, as it turned out, does not know how to catch mice.
He is being taught by the whole crowd.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №117576
 21.08.2015
Discussion of Smart

Mi-ha: You won’t go for food on it, I understand?

yoklmn: I don't know your volume of purchases, I can't suggest)
The front seat, if necessary, folds forward, adding space for the transportation of long meters (where is red to highlight?) is
2-3 large packages from the store without questions are placed in the trunk

Rbuilder: Longomers are, for example, a French baget?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №117575
 21.08.2015
I recently started monitoring the weight and didn’t track it. Weights are broken. Plastic parts broke, metal parts bended, glass broke, wires broke, springs stretched. They are guilty!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №117574
 21.08.2015
Aaa> How do you live with so much hatred?
bbb> I hate Mobyus. It seems to be many on different sides, and the volume is still zero.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117573
 21.08.2015
Lost the only haircut in the depths of the apartment. I had hair for two days.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117572
 21.08.2015
How many psychological marks do the dollar and the euro have that they do not stop breaking them?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №117571
 21.08.2015
My six-year-old daughter was noticed for the theft of candy in Ashan, I read her a lecture on the subject - stealing is not good and one of the arguments was that there are video cameras in the shops... And suddenly she excited as she screams: Mom, look around the candy there is no video camera!!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117570
 21.08.2015
by Nioliz: Fignia We have wonderful roads in the country. For example, as soon as I moved from this your foreign Ford to Niva, I immediately understood it!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №117569
 21.08.2015
Point: Why is it me? Why was it that I, the absolute sober of the whole bitterly drunken company, from the early morning to the very afternoon, had already failed in counting the approaches to the white friend, rushing to him from a half-dead bed, then, then, then, then?! to

Jack D: I said, don’t drink your badia. Yogurt is evil.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №117568
 21.08.2015
xxx: "TutOnHamon" - in my opinion, a great name for the underground store of sanctions goods...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117567
 21.08.2015
I like the songs instead of the calls.
The order comes on the website of the online store, the customer indicates a cool legal office. You call the cell phone to confirm the order, and there "mama am am criminal, mom am criminal".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117566
 21.08.2015
Comments on Armored Socks (FYF Super Strong Socks)

XXX is
The perfect material for socks that are both elastic and protect the legs from sharp stones and spikes.
But they will fall apart anyway.
YYYY
And one of the pairs will be lost when washing.
ZZZ
Given all that they told, rather not to get lost but to break the washing machine.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №117565
 20.08.2015
And how is it politically correct to say: “Pleave me to Ukraine” or “Pleave me to Ukraine”?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117564
 20.08.2015
<xxx> @ sending any data in a new window
<xxx> I remember once people wanted to send gates to mail swap from the 95th
<xxx> 20 years have passed, and Microsoft has implemented this functionality on its own

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №117563
 20.08.2015
Without any comments.
At the Pukkelpop festival in Belgium, gas exploded.

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117562
 20.08.2015
The thermoregulation
You can wear your own jacket in July, but it’s unfortunate for children.
We have +30, and they are poor little ones cuddling like in the winter.
My child in trousers and mommy. I met a acquaintance with the wheelchair, there the child lies in a wool costume, a hat and on top in woven socks.
I wonder if it is overheating.
Normally...
Mother in Sarasota.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №117561
 20.08.2015
I go to the website of the provider, I am looking for metis -
The M3. Packaging and Price
As usual, they advanced.
This product is often purchased:
The M2,5...

BINGO MЛЯ... not M3... and M2,5....M3 are not taken at all.

I wonder, and the hammer too often take this set???? to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №117560
 20.08.2015
I’m in the electric car, a 9-year-old boy is sitting next to him and playing with his mother in words.
The horse! You on N!
A little boy (having read several options in mind): Narval!
Mother (laughing gently): No, the words can’t be said, only the real ones!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №117559
 20.08.2015
Conversation with Mom
I: Mom, why don’t you keep your phone in your pocket? I call and you do not answer.
Why do I rarely call?
I: They are calling!
They call even less.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №117558
 20.08.2015
Remove the wisdom tooth.
I walk in the street with the proper expression of my face.
Of course I meet my ex.
I put something in response to his greeting.

He decided to shake: - What if the member is removed from the mouth?

I spit out a bloody tampon in my hand depicting a cough.
She smiled and asked, “Are we going to kiss?”

It turns out men with a stomach can run fast if needed.


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