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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №34962
 24.08.2010
We were in the guests, the owner's apartment on the 1st floor. Everywhere a real cockroach appears. I catch him and shout surprisingly "tarakan". All children from 3 to 11 years old are friendly, with unfailing interest "show, show, and he is real?Here is a generation that has grown up without seeing cockroaches.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №34961
 24.08.2010
X: Why is the status sad?
Yes, the girl left.
X: Yeah, you’ll tell me anyway, so I’ll ask: Why?
Y: I told her that 50% of my brain is occupied with information about her!
X: Did you not believe that so much? Or was I offended that it was so little?and :)
Y: I thought the other 50% was occupied by another.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34960
 24.08.2010
<hu> Rebel gang from Rwanda entered a neighboring country and raped more than 150 women
<Chygiwarkin> does not give theirs
<UncleFedor> Federal Population Support Program :-)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34959
 24.08.2010
What is there with the SNS server?

Andrei: Hello

by Andrei:
The phone is charged.)

by Maria:
It is great! Thumbs Up

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №34958
 24.08.2010
I walked through the power plant onshore, I watched the aunt paint the fence. The fence is made of metallic profile-quadratic, high. They paint with brushes, thin such, carefully...And everything seems like nothing, but in order to paint the top part of the fence, they wrapped the brushes to the brushes.
Sergium

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №34957
 24.08.2010
Skliffi (18:37:08 23/08/2010)
Mom found porn on the comp, burned his brother all the brains (he thinks she’s his)...brother gave me the kidneys, for the fact that I badly hide my porn (he thinks she’s mine)...and what to do, I’m silent, porn a bitch...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34956
 23.08.2010
Sister, 19 years old
Who would know that everything is so difficult with people... I want to go to the garden... here is the right relationship, it is immediately clear who spares your chupacheps

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №34955
 23.08.2010
[KG]....No, well, I just adore our people...The technician was changing the bulb in one of the cabinets, something shortened and the lights went out for everyone. So the people went out to find out what was going on with the wallets in their hands. What happened "What happened? Aaa...Well we go down while we eat, you do not rush." He, the poor man, even somehow was uncomfortable to say that it was just a rubber to click and everything...The people have already rejoiced...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34954
 23.08.2010
XXX is:
Fuck, state institutions are evil. Take a look at clothes at the Museum of Fashion History. There is one room. The five exhibitions. Two hundred pieces of wood for the entrance.
I wanted to paint their ass in the complaint book. And in them, shit, every page of this book is palminated. And there are signs of faint attempts by my predecessors to accumulate there at least something.
YYY :
It’s like on that site where the anti-spam question for contacting the site administration was "How is a wording type called "rapid administration"?".
The answer is oxymoron.
XXX is:
and ah. On the first page, it was written with a blur that the wardrobe maker can rent an alcohol marker for a dozen, but they apparently wash it, use, guys, a blur.
YYY :
rofl

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34953
 23.08.2010
X: I have to meet somehow.
XXX: Until the game has started.
XXX: Well or study, one fig.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №34952
 23.08.2010
XHH: Something is not so demotivating as an old flowered crying sign on the rear glass of the moving matrix.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34951
 23.08.2010
I understood why the blueberry helps the eyes, but the collection of it trains them.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34950
 23.08.2010
Where did the Russian land come from?
YYY: Oh, and where she went to eat, too, it’s unclear.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №34949
 23.08.2010
21-08 in Peter turned off the lights throughout the city. The subway started only at 22:00.
I meet her at the exit of the escalator. The first train just arrived. The guy rises, passes through the turniket and grit:
The first of us! ))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34948
 23.08.2010
Gash: I’ve had two weeks to push armour.
Gnasty: The Bender? O_O
Gash: I am burning)))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №34947
 23.08.2010
I love tea with mint :)
And a warm bed :)
Katrin: And what more?
PR1: What else is it?
Q1: Do I love it? Oh... well...
Pr1est: What is it?
I mean you, I mean you, my dear!
by Katrin =

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34946
 23.08.2010
xxx: pipet I roasted in the sun, like chicken on the grill... stitched like a turkey in every sense :)
In the ass of an apple.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №34945
 23.08.2010
Do you know how to dance salsa?

Jissen I just dance a little valse and pull the rail a bit.)))

Air-Air O_O

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34944
 23.08.2010
Life is a cruel thing. It seems to be written somewhere in the DNA iddqd and idkfa, an no, God only allows for the Nightmare)))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34943
 23.08.2010
With Miley :
How much does a video card cost, not very expensive?

Answer to:
I think it is not very expensive.

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