Yesterday at dinner I told my wife that I wanted to devote the evening only to myself and talk to my first love, said, the first love never passes and all that. After she looked at me with shaken eyes, I went to the computer and installed a second warcraft on it.

News on the tape:
"In Nepal, a man ate cobra to death"
Even in Nepal!

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX This is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris hasn’t been insulted yet, fuck you guys.

Take something from the rain.
What to take?
Drunk pills from the rain. What do you think?! to

Compliment to the girl:
You are so reliable, you are like an old hammer.

Dmitry: Today I heard Peter Nalich for the first time. I don’t like Peter Nalić.

So cool they came up with the titles of "the twentieth Born"... So you can make movies before, for example, Evacuation of Born, Masturbation of Born, Utilisation of Born, Exhumation of Born :-D

The 55-year-old Nepalese Mohamed Salmo Miyah, who lives in a village 200 kilometers from the capital, caught the eye snake that bit him on a rice field and bit her, Reuters on Thursday.

“I could kill her with a stick, but instead I bit because there was anger,” the man who killed the snake said in an interview.

Do you think Chuck Norris is cool?

The deeper the perspective, the deeper the ass.

Magnus is Plin. I fell asleep.
And suddenly I woke up.
Magnus: From his own snoring
Reply to Em?
Tagged: handicapped
Raikos: No, I fell asleep, but wake up from my snoring.
by Magnus: Yes!
Raikos: How is it?
Magnus: I woke up from someone sneezing quietly. I look, it is me.
I hear someone beating. I turned to me.

News: "Sobyanin cancelled Luzhkov’s decision to hold a honey fair in Moscow"
below comment" "These were not the right bees..."

Nusha: That’s you haven’t heard the story of how I was treated for the flu in a psychiatric hospital.)
Paul: Oh what? The beginning is exciting)))
Nusha: A wonderful story. I got a cold, fever, cough, all things. And it happened during a mass psychosis with swine flu. The temperature was 40 and I called an ambulance. I was taken to the hospital at night, placed under a dropper, and I fell asleep. I wake up in the morning, I see the bars on the windows, I think, the pipet where I actually got. Then she started looking for the phone to charge, and she was under the ceiling. Even worse, a nice doctor comes in, the badge says “psychiatrist,” I thought that I had a roof and I just didn’t notice it. As it turned out later, due to the shortage of seats during the epidemic, the psychiatric department was disbanded, the psychiatrists were taken to Altinka, and with the flu they were placed in this department, and the personnel were left psychiatric. The nurses stumbled on us. One by habit wanted to take my phone away. It was fun to watch the nurse's face fade and the whole life passed before her eyes when someone took a knife, cuttings cut off))) Then they used to the truth. But now I can safely say that I do not need to be treated, I have already tried, it did not help))
Paul: Ahaha, I always suspected something like that, Olya, I adore her.

Fighting in the kitchen. Suddenly the woman closes her eyes and silences. I was scared and asked: What happened? and quiet. I know Zen. You don’t know Jean by chance.

HHH: Far and far on the lawn are pastu...
YYY:... the non-dimensional Euclidean spaces.

Borst is a collective image of the home kitchen of regular sex, washed dishes, clean apartment.

The song "Unbreak My Heart" is translated into Russian as "Heart to me sang!!and "

I pushed the egg into a bottle...where video how to pull out??It hurts (

@Mehlis: Buying expensive gadgets – you look for shortcomings. Buying cheap is worthwhile.

XXX: Or she goes home in the evening, and here some wretch jumps out, pulls her legs, lustfully pursues. Here I am, and how I hurt him! And she ah, oh, you saved me, that I would have disappeared without you, and then the happy end.
yyy: "The fool who lustfully harasses her"... And it doesn’t matter that you are the first to fall under this description?

FlynnCarsen: Brother asked to help upgrade the floor in the summer kitchen...
So, we change the floor, but we would need to close the roof, at the same time a little to complete, and raise the walls. To raise the walls, you need to dismantle the nearby buildings, because they interfere. They demolished the buildings, thought that it was somehow stupid to leave a part of the kitchen old, and a part to make a new one - it is better to rebuild it completely and elsewhere.
We sit, look at the empty place where there was a kitchen, a bunch of garbage left after disassembly.
Docking a cigarette, the brother thoughtfully says: “Nothing so the floors have been renewed, right?”! to