letm3: yeah, you haven’t even seen him to say he’s bored
Thank you, I have enough of it.
aplombb: go to him in the audio recording
aplombb: he has over two hundred audio records
aplombb: and all are arranged by alphabet

Have you done repairs for several years?
Draw the flag of Ukraine on the wall - and in an hour you will not know your entrance!

She: my favorite doctors are dentists and gynecologists)))))))

He: So you don’t just love to show your teeth.

Wait, you love her.
%bk%: love usually not just so, but for some qualities
%bc%: and even more married
For example, if you have sex
%bc%: what is sex?
Light: She wants and you don’t do your actions?
%bc%: so why am I not? O_O

(The story of a girlfriend’s nephew)

XXX is
I think it looks like a lion, right? Not for Max.

YYY
Oh I don’t know.)

YYY
She’s fat, so everyone says she’s a grandmother.

We cut the prize again! Soon in the column of the calculation sheet "Total to issue" instead of numbers will be written "Thank you for the work"!

I will probably answer:

I am an honorary retiree of the Japanese automotive industry in 1987. I drive carefully, I do not break anything, all the documents are okay. Is this how the hookers feel? When I approach, they always turn my back to me. Are they disgusted by a car brand or a woman driving? The husband did not believe it for a long time, then he sat down, and exactly - we passed the post, the guy came out, saw our car, turned away and left.

and----
What to take from you?

Depending on which buildings. I traveled with a rather unique batin of an apartment six months ago, it had 150 square meters (a corner building, an apartment just at the corner), and it was slightly intestinal stretched and it was peaceful not to hear each other’s cries from different ends of the apartment. I was there with the Yandex cards and the jeeps showed me everything. About the destination unless I say, I did not try.
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This is like an anecdote:
The apartment should be such that the aquarium with a begemot in the living room does not get in the eye.

If you tell a child about "adult content", the first thing he will do is go look for it :) If the home comp is closed - he will go to friends, to computer clubs, etc. Remember yourself at that age.
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I remembered. The only problem was that taking the parental big to the pedals was not to get, and the saddle not to drop, the silk was not enough.
Here’s all the content for adults in my childhood.)

It was a happy childhood!

The electric bureaucracy!!! to

In our harsh present, son, if you are not a bureaucrat, and can not technically, and with references to all kinds of NPAs, to send overwhelmed neighbors, then you are a broken horse, doing all the work for these overlookers.
Proof of life, my son.

Benzopilist: The former has a sting.I have to carry a charger with me.I regularly choked about this :)
grigoriy_spb: "The former"? Was he questioned?

Only a woman can explain a woman’s psychology. Just another woman.

X: in Kerch set a blockpost, so that there is no traffic jams in Kerch for the whole city
X: in the end, according to the message of the people, about 40 hours after passing the kerch
X: Before the transit
Y: OOOO
Important news in the morning
X: Are you in Crimea?
Y: No
Y: It is irony
X: эх, and I had hoped that somebody from us would come to Crimea this summer)
There was nothing to do then and now.
Y: cleaning
X: Can I send this message to the FSB?
X: Apologies on FB

They say that McDonald’s is closing for the extremist slogan: "Free cash!"

This is:

Since I was a child, I was embarrassed by this phrase from fairy tales about milk rivers and jelly shores. What kind of beach will you drown on? These two fluids should be mixed immediately. Only recently realized that jelly as a solution of starch is a non-Newton liquid! That is, standing on such a shore, of course, can not, but to run quickly - very even possible. It remains only to calculate with what speed the milk must move in the river so that the banks and for it remain solid.

This is the same thing....

The fact is that the traditional jelly, which was cooked in the villages, is by no means a liquid drink, but something that resembles consistency - jelly, made from oatmeal. It is not sweet at all.

In American films that involve Russians, the Russians are an absolute evil, which is spotted by some large scale. Americans are divided into 3 groups: 1. superheroes (or a group of heroes less class) 2. A military chief who doesn’t know what to do and runs in panic, leaving the bricks behind. The rest of the Americans who do not suspect that bricks should be postponed.
The task of the heroes is to defeat the Russians and save the world. As it actually happens at the end.
The Russians look at these films as fairy tales. But here are the Americans, on the march, hoping that from the Russians someone will still save them...

Why is the phone tied to the table? Not to be stolen?
A six-year-old tribe recently asked "Why do you say hanging a bell? Do you just put it on the table after the conversation?" Here, too, the taxi had to show it for every case :)

Students, there is little meaning in this world. Whether you become a good programmer or not, it doesn’t matter. Even if you don’t finish your university at all, it’s on the drum too. We gave you neither knowledge nor strength. We gave you a mood. What could be more valuable than that?
Sometimes I think that the world we live in is dimming. You watch TV - black girl, listen to the radio - black girl, crawl on the street - the same hernia and a bunch of fools in the box. But that – I think. Do not think so. Because you are the future. Somewhere else there is a similar minor. And even more. You are a lot, student. You don’t build barricades and you don’t wave flags. You don’t go into politics and don’t tear your shirts. You do what any creature on this planet should do – you develop your mind. Their own. So, as Professor Ivan Vasilyevich Vernadsky said, you are working on the noosphere. When there are more people like you, the planet will become smarter and cleaner. Well, and I will know that it is not in vain, foolish, lived a life. Not because I am so smart. And because I have not invented you, of course, but I have conveyed a blatant truth.
God also has a sense of humor.

Roskomnadzor bans websites, Rospotrebnadzor bans food
They must be united and renamed Roszapret, so that everything is immediately understood: Russia? It is forbidden!
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Stand up, who lives? It is forbidden to live here! It’s about you and it’s not funny.

I’m glad I have so many husbands. Because I had to convert the euro into rubles yesterday. Throw the rubles on the map. I lost the map. I did it all through the leash. I remember my card number. Today you will need to remove from the map, as well as through the forest.
He: Listen, I want to tell you one thing.
She is: Let me.
He: To be able to ask people for a favor, it is not always necessary to marry them. I just did, suddenly you didn’t know that it could be...
She is mad??? Nothing will work!
He: I am telling you exactly. I tried it, it works.