I called the local radio station today and the host, greeting me, said:
Congratulations to you! You are our first listener, and therefore, in order to win the main prize, you only need to answer a single question correctly!
The class! I said enthusiastically.
Are you ready? The leader asked. This will be a mathematical question.
“Well, I have a degree in mathematics, and I work as a teacher at school, so I think there will be no problems! I said with pride.
Well well! So, to win our main prize – 2 tickets in the first row for Stas Mikhailov’s concert and a meeting with him behind the scenes – say, how many will be twice two?
“Seven,” I answered.

Sleep within the sleep:
xxx: I dreamed before the defense that I came to the defense, and preds get up and go, like fu on your job
I wake up, I think, thank God, I just sleep, I get up, I go to the defence, and the bowls get up and go!!! to
XXX: And then I’m finally really waking up...

Gray: fucking I't give up the stitch from the strong suction from the slim wildness, you would know
Gray: Gray, Mash, not to you
Pantera: fucking, and I didn't know how to tell you that I like you and hint on coffee
Do you want to drink coffee together?
Pantera: shit, somehow it doesn’t sound right now (

Are there live-born sharks looking for a puppet? and :)
............
Sharks are quasi-animals, they do not have a placenta.

"Under Smolensk smugglers repaired the road to carry sanctions cargo"
This is all you need to know about modern Russia.

In the bowl:
"which has been made up"

No, let them get married / get married, people are not sad, not that cats.

After divorce, people rarely breathe out on the street. Much less than cats.

We are always like this - a shoe shoe without boots, a car slider without a car, a computer worker who has collected a computer from some cloud.
yyy> You have to choose a profession according to this characteristic
yyy> What do you have?
xxx> and girls
yyy>...
xxx> Ah, I had a dating site project...

I once got the information that cats scream for no apparent reason, when they experience some discomfort, they so calm themselves or treat themselves.

The original cat is not mine, but I also have a five-month catch. In the morning you open your eyes, noticed - runs and joyfully and loudly murmur, and according to him, that before the alarm clock you could still sleep from the clock... murmur, sink and gentle foot for the face touches ) here you will sleep.

Canakau: Remember a year ago we slept with you
Diamond and what?
Canakau: need to renew the license of friendship
Diamond: Agree

Rice to Rice!! Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! R and Z E T K A, fucking!! The eyes are drawn out and not reunited into one whole:

and Tuvalet. and Calidor. The tobacco. The Great. and acne. Here's all THIS can still be endured, scribbling with the heart (this is also the case, ah), but I'm going to get rid of the cat's navel.

When I was very bad
There was no form for ice.
I put it in bottle bottles.
Not thinking about the interior.
Then the torch broke.
...
It perfectly describes my life.

Description of one application from PlayMarket:

A guide to the main console commands in Linux operating systems, which will help in the mastery of the terminal (command line).

At the bottom of the engine:
The appendix may contain materials only for adults.

"That’s exactly what" I thought.

I have no cat. But because of your flashmob, I dreamed today that there was a cat, and I am trying to find a navel in it.

Are you going to go to the cinema with Michelle today?
Q: I have a bigger problem.
My girlfriend doesn’t like to watch movies. But that’s not a big disadvantage, right?
Well you see it ?
Well, you can find a girl to secretly go to the cinema.
That is very bad! ?
Yes, it’s a decision.
Go to the cinema with Michelle.
He also has long hair.
Yyy: and always wants to see some shit about the betmen

Let’s say that for breakfast I bought a "Taste Book" chiabatta and a bottle of "Evian". Can I say I eat bread and water?

He joked primitively, Woo decided to knock him:

Are you probably writing the script?
I don’t have any scenarios!! I’m all on the go!!! to
Apologies to Evgeny Vaganovich

A child who is hindered from working at home.

The solution is simple: Daddy’s office. It can be simply flanked from the rest of the room by a closet, but it should be a clearly separated part of the apartment, about which it is clearly explained and formulated: Dad goes there to work, Dad works there, he earns money there. That is why you can only swing there during working hours in a matter of primary importance, and it is desirable to pre-tap. Otherwise, the father is deprived of the opportunity to earn money, including his, children's, toys, not to mention other important things.

The time-tested recipe, with the correct application and support of the mother, works like a clock.

He grew up in a monastery. People are few, and 80% are employees of one company. In such places your biography is traced almost from birth, at the level of Kuzyanin and studied in the first school - and probably Ivan Ivanovich Kuzyanin's grandson, you sometimes feel under Mueller's cap, because through Petrovna, who is a neighbor of a sister's friend (or sister of a friend, no difference) about an unfamiliar person, you can learn about it.

My friend wasn’t happy — she was, first, almost the only red in the city, secondly, with a rare surname. The whole city knew about each of her cheeks. In general, at the age of 13, when none of the friends had yet thought of any marriage, she had already begun to care intentionally Ivanov or Petrov, so that at least her daughter could live peacefully.

Can I give a brief overview of the weekend? Who was right in the past?