Lol, at first the talk was, I saw the story by chance and nothing terrible will be from it. Well, well, say for mercy, when it comes "your time" to watch "sexual perversions", who and on what basis this time is established?
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Dick is simple. Early before the wedding. After the wedding - the man of the family, himself knows everything". Fucking convenient position, a minimum of mental activity on the part of parents. And pregnant schoolchildren are not because they did not explain, but because they ignored. It was necessary to intimidate, so that even the thought was not, and drive to school under a convoy. Tell her now that she is madly minor and will burn in hell – in her position, emotional attitude is very important.

> Well okay, say on grace, when it comes "your time" to watch "sexual perversions", who and on what basis establishes this time?

One day I got a topic on a forum, a woman wrote, say, a seven-year-old daughter asks where the children come from, and what uncles and uncles in the movies do when they first kiss for a long time, and then immediately naked in bed, what to say to her. And there, as an argument against the fearlessness and not telling anything, someone told the story of his aunt, who got married immediately after school (the 60s), knowing only that the children are growing in the belly, and when the husband in the first wedding night began to... go, did not take what he needed. And when her husband explained, so to speak, the essence and mechanism of the process, she experienced a real shock.
Obviously, yes

Surprised young people, on the background of modern television series suddenly becoming sociopaths. Sorry, but neither Holmes nor House do you become from this, at most - a rather unpleasant interlocutor, and most often - a bride of a piece of shit!

Straga: I asked my dad to teach my son how to catch a rabbit on a red brick.

and summarize:
The end of the phrase is "that the years are no longer the". For example, measure seven times, and the years are no longer the same. How many wolves do not feed, and the years are not the same. My grandmother is on the train, but the years are no longer the same.
Continue to? and ;)
= is
You can drink water, but the years are not the same, if you understand what I am talking about...

The author, apparently, wanted to emphasize his ignorance of the subject.
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correspondence with a girl.

What is Italy’s football team?
yyy: Composed of Italians)))))))
XXX What is the name?
yyy: Italian national team of football))))
XXX is clear
Yyy: As if the collections do not have a name, they are collections)))
XXX: I mean something else.
Okay, go on
and...
Italy Football Team = Squadra Azzura = "Blue Squadra"
I. O K.O

Today I had a dream where the main thought was this:
What are the three main rules of life? Here are they:
Live a long time.
Know a lot.
Die in peace.
And you know what? It sounds fucking logical...

I will answer this:

[Respond to the lady with the post "life one - goodbye country".
Mom, I love you very, very much, and I love our house. But if you suddenly lose your job, we will start starving and move to a dormitory in the bedroom area – I will go to live with aunt Love from the fifth floor. She is rich, her children are always dressed with needles and with iPhones running through the yard, and with Uncle Misha they do not argue, as you and Daddy. But I’m still your daughter, and when you and dad get well, I might come back to you. And as long as I live with aunt Love, because it will be better for me - and you can do without me, you are still young, strong. Farewell to Mom!
P.S It is a consumer society.)

Goodbye, mom, you’re black, and yesterday you forgot to turn off the gas and almost killed your grandchildren.
Goodbye, you don’t want to be treated because some kids can get sick!
Goodbye, if you’re healed and stop threatening my children, I’ll come back.

Man came from the guard - broke the couch on a metal frame (

Admin thousands of times by phone explains to the accountant how to copy in Excel. The accountant without trying to understand threatens to be dismissed, deprived of a premium, etc., for which the administrator issues:
Do you eat chicken?
Yes, and what then?
Canibalism doesn’t bother you.
and unwaveringly puts the phone

Sometimes on my own, and more often I go to work with a colleague who lives nearby, on a tayota, not new, but very even nothing, well or on a bus. This year my grandfather bought a penny, 80 g.v. He trusted me to ride it.
Today I go upstairs, another colleague.
It smells of teaspoons.

The Troll:
To the doctor:

I went to my grandmother after the end of the meduniver. Congratulations on the diploma, all the business, and then the grandmother is like this:
“Listen, there is a chicken in my house, go and see what she has with her leg, you’re a doctor!”
Immediately understood all the jokes about programmers and broken outlets!

— — —
And what, chicken bones and cartilage are categorically not as organized as humans? What general knowledge you should have taught. Or below your dignity to help grandmother with some chicken there, fi...
and ==
Do you have a clown or clown in your life?

From the article on the Tesla Model S control system, once announced a week quotation from Khabr:

X: Turn off the heat.
YYY: Five clips of Sasha Grey have been discovered. I reproduce the video.

We were sitting as a group at a seminar, and the teacher told us about the structure of our planet. I don’t really know why, but I had a chemistry workshop. Well, he talks about the Earth’s crust, the nucleus, and so on. Here he pronounces the word "plasma". Immediately one girl, our local attraction, insanely stupid, but beautiful :-), begins to pull her hand.
Prepod: " Do you want to ask something?"
Girl: " yes yes! I know what plasma is!! I have a plasma TV at home, is it made from plasma?and "
Prepod, after a minute of silence and restlessness: "Yes, out of her. The seminar is over, I need to leave, rethink my life."
We only heard then a crazy whisper, moving away in the corridor....)))))

Chokes :
I frequently bought a vacation. The miniature column.
On the box: "Input Tor charge: 5 Volts"
Evan as...
Chokes :
Could it be included in the charging process?
On the box: "Do not charge the system during operation."
Do I think there is any control over it?
On the box: "Do not charge the system for more than 5 hours."
Well, I think in the ass...
On the box: "Use strictly as intended."

Fuck what! Fuck what! This is how it is written, and no different when you remember!!! to

I buy 0.7 vodka in the store. Nearby the man, who has just gotten a fucking beer, shakes so cleverly.
What a celebration? and grit.
I, with poker – In the sense?
It is a celebration, like a drink.
I am an alcoholic, I don’t need a reason.
To see his face is invaluable.

vesenny_aibo: You underestimate the karaoke audience – there are super-professional singing people who want to applaud whatever they sing.
stopmashina: This is how the particles "ni" and "no" radically change the meaning of the answer.

The enemy is someone who encourages your stupidity and hates your mind.

We all once studied in school. The event took place in the 10th class of the Physical and Mathematical Lyceum. Before the drawing, of course, none of the students had anything to do. The teacher was very strict on this subject. At the end of the year, people who did not give up work were harshly upset.
Once she asked something to draw there, well, our, of course, forgot and remembered only for the lesson before the drawing. It is too late to move. But here the most stubborn walker had a rescue idea. He asked me for a job (and I always had everything done, I studied well), ran to the computer science office and ransomed it. According to his example, my drawing man 15 decimated...
The lesson begins, 16 guilds sit with the feeling when you barely managed to run to the toilet. The teacher enters:
Hi to you! I hope you have drawn up? Now take the slugs, and I will show you what needs to be wiped out.