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[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19401
 19.08.2009
Saint Petersburg University of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia

List of students recommended for enrollment according to the results of entrance tests

1st Alekperov Parvin Joseph Ogly
2nd Allah has given the wrath to the wrath.
Three Amyraslanov Gunduz Etibar
4 is Babayev Namig Alman Ogly
5 is Bayramly Babek Gosgar
6 is Valiev Orhan Mehdi Ogly
7 is Gasanov Ehtiram Khosrov Ogly
8 is Dzhumabaeva Nargis Abdussamiyevna
9 is by Andrei Aleksandrovich
10 is Isma’il al-Baqarah
11 is Isma’il is the righteous one.
12 is Curtin John
Thirteen Mamedov Seymour Mamedgulu
14 is Mammadzayev Ilgar Fahrad Ogly
15 is Mahmoud Ahmed Elshad Ogly
16 is Moses of the Righteous,
17th Nourylosode Mukhibulo
18 is Sulaymanov Wushal Width of the Eagle
19 is Sharifov Royal Vidadi Ogly

I am fucking in shock.

p.s It is not a joke. You can check it on the University website.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19400
 19.08.2009
What kind of cream do you wipe your shoes?
Caesar: I once lubricated my oil mixture and toner from 1010, black forever

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №19399
 19.08.2009
XXX - What to give him for his birthday?
YYY - Well we usually give flashes.
XXX - He wants a video card :)
YYY - We have a lot of people who want something...He wants the car too
XXX is fun, yes! He is going to build a house.
YYYYYYYYYY He is also going to Italy.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh And that is all he...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY)
Does it mean flash?
YYYY - Yes, the flash

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №19398
 19.08.2009
Here you say Chelyabinsk... harsh guys.
A couple of months ago on the way to work, I drove a cat away from the dogs. It was like an ordinary cat. He drove him to work, where he was housed by a local cat. However, after some time, this lame obaltus, nurtured by a friendly team of the entire metalworking enterprise, began to show an unhealthy interest in biting the stalk that hit the door. Everything would be nothing, if little that fucking cats try tooth...
I just went out smoking... I barely ate a cigarette. This adult monster with a satisfied sight sat and tried to bite the rails. The real rail.
So that's why I'm - let 3-4 months be trained, and then you can call the master's match with the most powerful shredder. Let’s see who is who.)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №19397
 19.08.2009

He: I think about you all the time. How do you think it will pass?
She: If it doesn’t go by both of you, you’ll have to get married.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №19396
 18.08.2009
Sergey, I think you have to go to the end!
It is blunt! I haven’t been so cute in a long time :)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №19395
 18.08.2009
Which beast is the official symbol of Canada?
YYY: The Crane List

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №19394
 18.08.2009
LifeEnder: The cat, when I have music, it’s usually something quiet, plays – takes on the table and rolls in front of the keyboard. This time, I decided to listen to the melody of the dece - the cat met, escaped from the room. When I returned from the kitchen with a cup of coffee, I discovered an epic spectacle of a bunch of shit on a subwoofer. Something suggested me that the cat didn’t like music at all.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №19393
 18.08.2009
Silver Fork: Only a real man can struggle to walk in a wedding dress on the Red Square to prove to everyone that he is really a man!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №19392
 18.08.2009
Y: from me is energy.
X: Go to the toilet – transform energy into matter

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №19391
 18.08.2009
I am (19:43:34 17/08/2009)
Call me a thing.

Favorite (19:43:46 17/08/2009)
Bag with Haven

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №19390
 18.08.2009
Online consultation on the Megaphone website:
17:17:56 Agent7381 > Good morning, JD, how can I help you?
17:19:24 JD > how to unsubscribe from sms with weather and currencies? And, in general, why did the megaphone connect these services to me without my knowledge?
17:21:55 agent7381 > Thank you very much for addressing Megafon. All the good. Consultation is completed.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №19389
 18.08.2009
From a conversation with a stripper:

YYYY :
if a young man wants to a date with a stripper (no mischief, he just liked it),
How is he better at behaving?

The xxx:
In general, there is such a service as an escort - pay money to the box office and go with the chosen girl to squeeze))

YYYY :
Can a stripper work as a prostitute?

The xxx:
Depends on man.
Escorts do not mean sex.

YYYY :
A date with a stripper, what does it mean? and :)

The xxx:
Escorts - Restaurant, club, bowling - everything except sex

and ZZZ:
Is escort when you are not paid for money? is cool.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №19388
 18.08.2009
xxx: I, Yulka, really noticed you when you threw a cup of sweet coffee on your table, poured out the reports, the diary, the keyboard with the mouse and said, "Oh."

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №19387
 18.08.2009
In short, you need to come up with such a chicken to carry eggs with pieces of doctor's sausage. He broke three eggs, burned, eaten and well.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №19386
 18.08.2009
I don’t know how to you, but to me the quotes about the memory of Igor Tkachenko here are not quite appropriate. People come to cheat, thereby insulting this serious affair. I’m not sure you’d be happy if you were remembered in Eralash.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19385
 18.08.2009
xxx: baby, I will surprise you with my culinary talents)))) :*
Oh, and to death ?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №19384
 18.08.2009
A friend at sea:
Why when I dive I immediately pop up... am I so bad?? to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №19383
 18.08.2009
My grandmother looked at me and said so angrily:
Smoking is harmful to health.
The girl hangs for three seconds and gives:
Aunt is stupid?!...
____________________________
You don’t even know how right the girl is.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №19382
 18.08.2009
I sit, fucking, at work, I miss it. From nothing to do decided to read that there his son took Lenka from accounting to school.
for the children.
If you are bitten by a tick - don't waste time in vain - burn the needle over the lighter (not just the gasoline, for example). burn and burn the cloves. If there is no needle at hand, you can light a cigarette.
Here I fell into a precipice. From our children grow smoking small commandos!

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