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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №101922
 21.08.2014
The level of thinking of our deputies is such that if a deputy on Tuesday slips and breaks his hand, he will fight not with ice, but with Tuesday.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101921
 21.08.2014
Mom just told me about a man without a navel. The man was undergoing surgery and whipped.
Yyy: Let’s call it “Adam’s scarring.”
zzz: Repairers generally often remove the seals supplied by the manufacturer if necessary.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №101920
 21.08.2014
The Ministry of Labor has proposed to give the Russians for the New Year 2015 11 weekends.
YYYY:... and change the name of Mintrava to Minotdyha!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №101919
 21.08.2014
The potato is like a potato. If they don’t eat in the summer, they’ll be removed in the autumn. If it does not freeze in winter, it will be planted in spring.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101918
 21.08.2014
Not so long ago, the neighbor put a password on the Wi-Fi, probably performs a government order, waiting when I bring him a copy of the passport.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101917
 21.08.2014
You are where? Here George rocks and mosques.
already here. I see. I’ve also been on Skype.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №101916
 21.08.2014
Another American comedy:
"I was so upset! And then I watched that retreat and I was sad."

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №101915
 21.08.2014
Noah is...
""I downloaded a file from the Internet, and I don’t need it. How do I get him back? (c) FidoNet 1990""
Where is the most interesting? Comments on this request. There were also such masterpieces as: because of such as you, files on the Internet are lacking for everyone, etc., I don't immediately remember...
Waiting with

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101914
 21.08.2014
The xxx:
Call and call.
YYYY :
I can’t, my mom is sitting behind her back.
The xxx:
Listen to X)
YYYY :
Nine is
He will say
That there is for you.
to introduce
It will force you to come
married
Children will have
No is
– – – –

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101913
 21.08.2014
U.S: We are without a doubt
There are adventures –
We do not like to miss.
p.k: We confuse the port,
We break the patchwork.
We love to turn off food.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №101912
 21.08.2014
There were two aunts in the bus, one immediately got the cosmetic and started to fake the cosmetics, the other used the pile and began to squeeze the nail.
The worst thing is that it was us.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101911
 21.08.2014
It is not a solder, but an ultra-sensitive device for connecting to the human neural network and direct access to all information.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №101910
 21.08.2014
Hamsterhouse: Before you disassemble anything, put the camera and turn on the recording. Then you play the video and collect.

Chisayna: I was so trying to divorce - the wedding video turned backwards - nothing went (

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №101909
 21.08.2014

You are still so stupid, so you are still a virgin.
You are so stupid, so you are no longer a virgin.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101908
 21.08.2014
here here :

Everyone wants small kittens, puppies, and I want a penguin! They don’t need anything but fish, and they won’t bother you when you’re sitting behind a compass. It will be stupid to stand quietly somewhere and stick to one point. and other pets.

The movie "The Penguins of Mr. Popper" you will need to familiarize with the question

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №101907
 21.08.2014
Ikar: Here we are in the area!
Ikar is girl! by WRX-STi The Black! The Young! It is beautiful! With a pen!
Pascal: And what?
Ikar: I am getting married!
Ikar: Although... maybe it is she who is getting married to me.
Pascal: That is for sure! :D
Ikar: But I agree anyway!!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101906
 21.08.2014
You're playing racing or an air simulator and someone asks you: are you busy?

And you answer: no type, I play as a passenger.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101905
 21.08.2014
I have two deputy ministers, four of whom have been in the Cabinet for a month, who cannot be appointed, I don’t know why – the mayor of Kiev and the boxer Klitschko.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101904
 21.08.2014
Friend: I have a friend who is in America, so he has a fantasy of Belarusian sex, so that the girl during shouting or whispering in Belarusian.
I had Russian-Ukrainian sex. Also well
My friend: I want Polish) There is such a beautiful language
Friend: well-no - that's the terraz bandede cebe, fucking, in the ass of perdelic ))))) - what's beautiful and exciting here?????? to
You killed my fantasy)) No, well, his naphyg) and Ukrainian how?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №101903
 21.08.2014
They could not take them by force, they could not by deceit, but they could by deceit.
YYY :?? to
My wife tried to wash my dirty pants for two days. I took it while I slept (

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