The level of thinking of our deputies is such that if a deputy on Tuesday slips and breaks his hand, he will fight not with ice, but with Tuesday.
Mom just told me about a man without a navel. The man was undergoing surgery and whipped.
Yyy: Let’s call it “Adam’s scarring.”
zzz: Repairers generally often remove the seals supplied by the manufacturer if necessary.
The Ministry of Labor has proposed to give the Russians for the New Year 2015 11 weekends.
YYYY:... and change the name of Mintrava to Minotdyha!
The potato is like a potato. If they don’t eat in the summer, they’ll be removed in the autumn. If it does not freeze in winter, it will be planted in spring.
Not so long ago, the neighbor put a password on the Wi-Fi, probably performs a government order, waiting when I bring him a copy of the passport.
You are where? Here George rocks and mosques.
already here. I see. I’ve also been on Skype.
Another American comedy:
"I was so upset! And then I watched that retreat and I was sad."
Noah is...
""I downloaded a file from the Internet, and I don’t need it. How do I get him back? (c) FidoNet 1990""
Where is the most interesting? Comments on this request. There were also such masterpieces as: because of such as you, files on the Internet are lacking for everyone, etc., I don't immediately remember...
Waiting with
The xxx:
Call and call.
YYYY :
I can’t, my mom is sitting behind her back.
The xxx:
Listen to X)
YYYY :
Nine is
He will say
That there is for you.
to introduce
It will force you to come
married
Children will have
No is
– – – –
U.S: We are without a doubt
There are adventures –
We do not like to miss.
p.k: We confuse the port,
We break the patchwork.
We love to turn off food.
There were two aunts in the bus, one immediately got the cosmetic and started to fake the cosmetics, the other used the pile and began to squeeze the nail.
The worst thing is that it was us.
It is not a solder, but an ultra-sensitive device for connecting to the human neural network and direct access to all information.
Hamsterhouse: Before you disassemble anything, put the camera and turn on the recording. Then you play the video and collect.
Chisayna: I was so trying to divorce - the wedding video turned backwards - nothing went (
You are still so stupid, so you are still a virgin.
You are so stupid, so you are no longer a virgin.
here here :
Everyone wants small kittens, puppies, and I want a penguin! They don’t need anything but fish, and they won’t bother you when you’re sitting behind a compass. It will be stupid to stand quietly somewhere and stick to one point. and other pets.
The movie "The Penguins of Mr. Popper" you will need to familiarize with the question
Ikar: Here we are in the area!
Ikar is girl! by WRX-STi The Black! The Young! It is beautiful! With a pen!
Pascal: And what?
Ikar: I am getting married!
Ikar: Although... maybe it is she who is getting married to me.
Pascal: That is for sure! :D
Ikar: But I agree anyway!!! to
You're playing racing or an air simulator and someone asks you: are you busy?
And you answer: no type, I play as a passenger.
I have two deputy ministers, four of whom have been in the Cabinet for a month, who cannot be appointed, I don’t know why – the mayor of Kiev and the boxer Klitschko.
Friend: I have a friend who is in America, so he has a fantasy of Belarusian sex, so that the girl during shouting or whispering in Belarusian.
I had Russian-Ukrainian sex. Also well
My friend: I want Polish) There is such a beautiful language
Friend: well-no - that's the terraz bandede cebe, fucking, in the ass of perdelic ))))) - what's beautiful and exciting here?????? to
You killed my fantasy)) No, well, his naphyg) and Ukrainian how?
They could not take them by force, they could not by deceit, but they could by deceit.
YYY :?? to
My wife tried to wash my dirty pants for two days. I took it while I slept (