I mean, I’m going to the park. I see a single girl sitting on the bench, resting. Lovely, red, human kind of. Not swaddled, not on heels, not painted. was surprised. I come and ask for permission to sit next to me. and Kiwa. I wonder how they are called. It turns around, looks down with pity: "Do you want to meet? Sorry, I have a girlfriend" He looked at the clock, got up and left.
It was 3 days ago. And I still think... Were the girl "wrong" hit... Were I so subtly called a grandmother?

I found a chicken in the freezer. I’m glad I finally ate something normal. While searching for a recipe on the Internet, the cat got to the table and grabbed her. You will have to eat a cat.

We gathered in the evening at a friend's house in three, each with his kidder, to celebrate the 5th anniversary of his kidder.
We sit after you eat a cake, drink beer and talk about Finnish different, here the nominee brings us a robot gifted by me, says, it does not work out, machine from it to collect, well, of course we all sat down to collect it, in the beginning rattled trying to collect it, after an hour thought what is wrong here, maybe broken, but bought in America for $ 350, sat already sadly collected it, after 3 hours of ores, disputes, irritated and nervous attempts nothing went out, tired, understood something broken, and had to destroy hope in the eyes of the boy...
Here, this little parasite, gets out of his pocket a rounded stick that we missed, and declares:
Oh, and I wanted to put the last spare part in, well, no problem!
And he ran to the other side... For 3 minutes he was silently watching, crying and roaring at the same time for an hour and a half :D

x1x: Is it true that the Windows operating system was copied from a flying plate computer that crashed under Roosevelt in 1947?
x2x: With certainty, we can only say that other operating systems are on the unbreakable plates.

xxxx: I have a dog as well sleeping with his toy for 3 years)))
YYYYY: Maybe she died? O_O

It doesn’t take five minutes for Stasi to ask a foolish question.
Stay: For what?? to

Mr. J

Have you heard of the new reform? The police will be renamed the police
yyy: PZDC, let’s get more Putin in Mutin and Medvedev in Pedvedev and it will go wrong >_<

A friend decided to do a trick on a motorcycle

XX: Have you ever done this before?
Wow: No, but I saw it on YouTube and decided to repeat it.
I think these words were the last in the lives of not a dozen people.

Lis007: I am happy to finish school with distinction))
Ashes: Are you finishing school? Figase has the imagination of today’s youth.

But by oral speech you can determine the level of literacy, education, and the level of mental thinking, since speech is the whole person.
WOW: Aha...

<AIR> you look, don’t get along with the couch))
<free> AIR: Well I get up sometimes.. for beer in the freezer.. and write there..
<Cat_Leta> also in the freezer?

The Russian Ministry of Education is the most harmful to Russian education

I worked a few years ago in the repair workshop of medical equipment of a large medical institution. Because the hospital is big, it is big. Operating room on 3 tables, for example. But the technology is there, respectively, 3 times more, and therefore failures happen more often than we would like. But if deothermia, artificial ventilation apparatus of the lungs or narco-respiratory equipment can be quickly switched to a backup, then with the operating table such jokes do not pass, and he, not good, has an unpleasant feature to spell with "falling legs". The hydraulic in the wrong handling leaps through the point of return. then you need to open the crane and squeeze the excess pressure. Despite the fact that the malfunction is typical, developers still hide the drop-down cranes (sometimes valves) under the shell of the central cylinder on all models, and in order to "lift the legs", you need to disassemble the half-table. But the Russian master is lazy, and therefore will come up with a way to bypass the uncomfortable technology. Here we have adapted with the help of a hammer and a very long screwdriver through the alkaline in the casket to switch this foolish valve quickly and without disrupting the order of work in other areas.

"The legs" fell on this day when on one of the tables the operation has already started, on the second - the patient was lying waiting for anesthesiologists. At the "our" table, the patient waited for a turn in the hallway. Full sterility in operation. We were dressed in a sterile box, so that only the eyes could be seen. The instrument was rubbed with spirits and the masters were introduced to the opera. The hall.

According to the staff, when the patient saw entering the operating room
“Anesthesiologists” with a hammer and a half-meter screwdriver in their hands, he tried to escape and whispered (he could not scream): “Show me. What do they do with Nicholas (the sick on the first table)

Dear President Medvedev! In connection with the disputes regarding the transition from the police to the police, I suggest that both will be! Even if there is competition!

"I can’t do it. The Board of Directors at 3 p.m.

From the forum on honey (after a very long discussion of what bees make honey - including not very appetizing substances such as the secretion of foil, etc.)):

XX: - And in general to dig what and where it is not recommended. Eat and don’t think. Because floral honey (from a physiological point of view) is vomiting masses of insects from semi-digested discharges of plant genitals.

(I decided not to read any more forums... very scary))))))

Do you know the end of the world in 2012? So terrible...
yyy: and today I ate a shaurma and just got out of the toilet...there was scary...

A drunk library.
Why did the makers of the washing machine invent 12 washing modes?

The cute dog:
I do not know

A drunk library.
I use only two.

A drunk library.
"Dirty" and "Dirty"

I may be an idiot, but I can’t scream.
YYY: Sorry for the off-top, but if you still get it and you start crawling, do you think it won’t look stupid?

and Tuzza:
Here again, as soon as I have a normal mood - I hear from all sides: "you smoked, you drank?" :(