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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34862
 22.08.2010
XXX: What did you give for your birthday?
Tagged: money
Yes, money is the best gift!
WOW : :-)
A great gift made with your own hands.
The most genuine gift is money made with your own hands!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34861
 22.08.2010
Talk about military strategy
XXX:... and I also have two times as many tanks as he has left!
YYY: How much did he have?
Theme: one

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34860
 22.08.2010
Lion - ebay hot topic
Lion - I got an adapter from D-SUB to S-Video in 2 weeks from Hong Kong))
Gag@r!n – and we don’t have one?
Lion - hz. on the radio market I was lazy

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34859
 22.08.2010
Andriuka (20:33:56 20/08/2010)
Fuck, in 10 days you need a cursor and a report to write and prepare for the exam, and after 9 days everything will be the same)))

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №34858
 21.08.2010
What is Masochism?
YYY: Well, imagine a 20-year-old guy walking around the city with a huge tunnel in his ear, a bunch of rings in his nose, a black-black shirt with the bloody inscription "DEATH", behind the back of an electric guitar, on his legs, on his head the lengthy patls with which he shakes at this moment...
yyy: and in the headphones Alexander Rybak - Fairytale... True masochism...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34857
 21.08.2010
With the appearance of ten ruble coins, the value of copies has increased by 2 times!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34856
 21.08.2010
The case was like this: summer 2010,the city of Urzuf (the Sea of Azov), 11 o'clock in the day,the beach.The beach has a beach radio and anyone can order something.Well, and here's the message of such a plan: "A guy from Alchevsk sends a greeting to Natalia Ivanovna, who left yesterday evening with Spiderman and Ninja Turtle and has not yet returned.You can't rush back!"The ordered song was simply "control in the head"for holidaymakers: Nancy - And we've eaten another...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34855
 21.08.2010
I want to work as a sysadmin.
Did you work at Unicef?
No, but where is it?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №34854
 21.08.2010
I listen to TV from the ear here. They broadcast advertising of all kinds of mobile services, such as ringtones and other lotions. And here is the phrase: "Now to meet and communicate, you do not need the internet at home or at work..." I wanted to immediately shout: "So what do you say?and "

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34853
 21.08.2010
Qqq: I’m not mocking, I’ve long been tired of proving that I’m not a camel. Yes, I am a camel, I was born a camel and I will die a camel. What other claims do I have?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34852
 21.08.2010
XHHH: They say a new Lada will be kicked out soon
XHH: Release
WOW: No, you were right, the ladies are just popping up, unfortunately.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №34851
 21.08.2010
dinavl (12:51:52 21/08/2010)
When I worked in the solarium, we also had a cream with a rugged name)))

dinavl (12:52:03 21/08/2010)
Who New

Godi (12:52:10 21/08/2010)
HYYU

dinavl (12:52:14 21/08/2010)
How to Advice Your Customers

dinavl (12:52:20 21/08/2010)
Hahah try it.

dinavl (12:52:28 21/08/2010)
It is a really good cream.)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34850
 21.08.2010
Girl (D) and Boy (P)
Q: What is a server?? to
Q: There is one mega-powerful computer that stores all the information on a particular site or enterprise and to which many secondary computers are connected.
Type of uterus?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №34849
 21.08.2010
Do you know how to remove black from the lungs?
YYY : Who?
XXX is fucking. When you smoke. The lungs are black. You don't know how to remove this black.
YYY: No, it will go by itself if you don’t smoke. Why to you?
xxx for a friend. Not to notice that he smokes.
Do you often look at your lungs?

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №34848
 21.08.2010
What a bad thing to sleep under a blanket, not under a fan!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №34847
 21.08.2010
<Deposit> as I think, when connecting inets you need to bring two references to the provider. One from the psychiatrist, the other about the end of the computer. courses

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №34846
 21.08.2010
“The phrase ‘happiness should be within corporate standards’ I’ll probably remember. and :)

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №34845
 21.08.2010
I hear the neighbors in the morning. A husband wakes his wife. In response to:
Wait another five minutes.
Yes please! You, most importantly, don’t confuse "five more minutes" and "black shit, you’re late again".

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34844
 21.08.2010
avtoria: the 21st century, the internet after the accident turned on earlier than water)))

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34843
 21.08.2010
All professions have their secrets... I sit in a taxi, play something like a love radio, over 100 meters the driver overturned and he convulsively switched to the radio Shanson, all the rest of the way looked at me, did I miss something))))

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