I was at night shift work. I drank tea from someone else’s cup.

WOW: Hey, this is my circle!
“Don’t worry, I’ll wash it.
I fucked your girlfriend, but don’t be afraid, I washed her.

-I stand at the post office, I look at a postman girl, she has two kinds of dairy plants, and she is probably about 30.
The shameless! Take a picture, be a man.
Ah...
A few minutes later
- The sound is turned off and there is no flash... blue

xxx: guy, it's still a shit... I went here a week ago in the subway, came such a super-stylish girl in an elegant but short black dress, which barely covered her charm from behind... didn't hold up... well, in the rest, everything was like you, except that her boyfriend was with her... well, though the photo went.)

I went to the toilet, did all my things, I stood, my hands, two glamorous chips were rolling: "Young man, look, this is a women's toilet, go where you shouldn't... " and so on. I stand, listen, shrink, soon I can't stand, knock the door into the second part of the toilet: "Once you're so smart and visible, go and urinate in the pissuar; I'm pointing my hand and I'm away...

XXX: I don’t have books.
YYY : OO
From 9 to 13 should have been submitted.
YYY: Naar on them
XXX is not enough. I only have time to say "Hello, pederast!"

YouTube commented on a video in which fishermen caught a giant octopus.

pishlovpizdu: I would walk by the water if I caught this)))))))))))

zabodyawkin: beautiful I also sick

I had to visit the Temple, erected at the place of the House of Ipatiev, in Yoburg. What the house was like, I don’t need to explain.
He was a witness to the dialogue between a girl selling candles and leaflets for memories (I don’t know how they are called there) and a grandmother – the godfather.

Grandmother: “Oh, daughter, I have to write six more names in my notepad, and there are only five lines. Could I not pick up another leaflet and write the sixth name like this?”

The girl: “What do you, grandmother, the sixth memorial will not come!“!”

In the ASCII:
xxx: you know, wow, wow... if you were to fuck me so qualitatively as you are to wear my brain all the time, maybe we’t have divorced...

From Twitter

Xxx: came to friends to watch the movie "Woman in Black". I am afraid to go home now.

Excellent anonymous, I’m running out!

Discussion of onion on the website of the online store

Arthem
I imagine who is hunting with this bow=) the cock will be very upset to see in his ass a arrow that has entered a centimeter... it will probably be the last shot in your life=)

Guna: @Alco_Only 80% of men imitate delicious borscht (c)bashi
I’d like to have some borscht.
You imitate the presence... So too many men do
Gunya: opening a website with a video about borst
And thou shalt sweep.

I ride a bicycle with my daughter (1 year old). She sits in a special backpack on my back. Grandma on the bench: "Last time I see this".

zzz: And I (the driver of the trolleybus) in general a murder case was: I stand in Omega, two girls of 15 years and ask if it is possible to bring a horse into the salon.
I stopped and looked at the horse.
The horse paid for the ride.
Yyy: Of course, for yourself and for the girls too.

XXX: How did you call your son?
Maximum is maximum 😉
How about Maxim Galkin? and p
YYY : No. Just like Max Payne.

You are the ideal woman.
My finger size is 17.5

xxx: Today I broke my right hand, showing how I broke my left hand (((

In the film community post:

Paradoxically, but a fact: I, a Darth Vader fan, didn’t watch Star Wars. So, I suddenly wanted to see at least one film with him, but I don’t want to see all the parts. Which part is worth seeing for Darth Vader’s sake? To make it bigger and better.

You don’t even know what to answer.

Discussion of the article about augmented reality lenses:
There are already transistors. The LCD display is already attached to the lens. Such software is already being written. Soft hasn’t reacted so fast yet, but it’s the merit of iron. I think nutrition is the main problem. As soon as you can calmly take energy from the human body so, everything is forbidden.
“You have a low battery charge, you need to eat more of these soft French breads and drink tea.”

Coming with my husband to Spain, including the phone - immediately comes a SMS from the local operator: "Polyclinics, Tax and Sberbank - branches of hell on earth". O_O

I live with you for a week, and I am just amazed - for breakfast cheese in immeasurable amounts, for dinner cream, and milk liters drink.
YYY: And what then? I love dairy products. I still often bite cheese.)
Where do you get so much calcium?
YYY: I want to grow an exoskeleton. I will hide from this cruel world in the house))
Then eat more ham and liver, strengthen the armor with iron.

Catherine: Hello to you! Please add me to your contact list.
Catherine: add to it
Alexander: Hello to you. Who is it? What did you complain about?
Hi Katya, the message!
On the subject?
Catherine is any!
Choose from: 1. Programming in the script language AutoIt 2. Characteristics of winter concrete in conditions of minus temperature 3. Installation of a 1.5-volume cast engine on the Honda Jazz 4. Samsung Galaxy SII on Android JB 4.1
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