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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117457
 18.08.2015
He wrote on his wall:
I sit in Peter's restaurant courtyard, I kill the time before the train to Moscow: I read a book, I drink tea, I eat a second snack, a couple of tables from me sits a guy aged 23-24 years, eats a hamburger from Burger King and drinks pepsi, overall, it was very calm and nothing predicts trouble.

But when the guy left, it started. Second after 20 to his table fits decently dressed schoolboy aged 15-16, on him were stylish jeans, rozdolbayskaya ceds and a pretty good toast with print. And this pupil takes a little rest of a hamburger and eats it. I was surprised, but this is not the end. In another 5 minutes, two schoolchildren aged 13-14 approach his table and take an empty glass of pepsi. I have only one thought of “nahuya,” they WERE NOT at all like good pioneers who decided to help the cleaner. These guys go to Burger King and start splashing that glass. And I realize that in Burger King, the outer drinking machine, once I buy it, I can go 10 more times and fill myself with a drink. They swallow his pepsi, which comes from the machine, swallowed three times they pour a full glass and pleased with themselves leave.

The rational use of secondary resources.

First comment on the post:
Thank you (as long as I have a new job)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117456
 18.08.2015
Don’t cry, you are a man.
Yes, but in Ikea.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117455
 18.08.2015
Czechoslovak Cat ©TM
And I play with the cat in the shooters, I shoot him, and he blows in me.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117454
 18.08.2015
The real concern is when you go out of the house and you're following a terrible "Where? And the hat?and "
I don’t care if it’s summer in the garden.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117453
 18.08.2015
Rambler news "Siloviki exposed a gang of suppliers of sanctioned cheese" Band, bleat!!!! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117452
 18.08.2015
xxx: I take a spermogram, collect tests in the hospital, go to the office for masturbation, on the screen of porn, which I have already seen 10 times, finish.
YYY: got up with the machine? xd

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №117451
 18.08.2015
Night of Memories

Children have had coffee in kindergartens.
to give? Up to five years is considered harmful, but
We didn’t get six. Cacao was given.
Hot chocolate was given. Coffee was not given.
1980 to 1985.

They gave (and now give) barley drink or cigarrillo. Why you can't call things by their names, for me and now a mystery, but in the menu this drink was counted like coffee.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №117450
 18.08.2015
News from the parallel world:

"Forces have exposed a gang of suppliers of debil laws."

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117449
 18.08.2015
The phrase "Yes, he has a landscape and a half on his site" has never been as relevant as on a site doing landwork.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №117448
 18.08.2015
Nike has officially confirmed that the shoes from the movie "Back to the Future" will go on sale on October 21.

This model will have an automatic wiring system.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №117447
 18.08.2015
A conversation about a very annoying girl from the company:
- So the shit there, apparently, like the doors in Sheremetyevo. They come and they open themselves.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №117446
 18.08.2015
Very educational.

Still, by the way, a good example of the breadth of thought in this regard is the Matrix of the Wachowski brothers (or how to correctly name two brothers, one of which is now a sister, definitely needs a special term).

"Siblings" This is called the children of one parent, regardless of the shape of the genitals of the first.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117445
 18.08.2015
The shortest story: I cuddled and went to the labour market.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117444
 18.08.2015
Rosemary is reporting.
The subsidiary Monokrystal has grown a unique crystal of synthetic sapphire.
Weight of 300 kg.

Our nanotechnologies are the largest nanotechnologies in the world!

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117443
 18.08.2015
An argonavt separates a penis while looking for food, and that in turn swims on an autopilot and looks for a female! How comfortable and work and immediately relax.or while at work you are prepared for a rest for the evening. What is more interesting is that it lives in the Japanese Sea. So maybe not the Japanese are so perverted, but just a place like that.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117442
 18.08.2015
Email by SMS:
He: What was the point of blocking the CC?
That’s not to write to me, logically?
He said, “Are you embarrassed by my writing?”
She: Usually, as a result of your writing, I find myself with you.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №117441
 18.08.2015
She bought herself cowards, the valuable man glued her husband to the shirt... sad, says the expensive shirt bought )))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №117440
 18.08.2015

... a wall of concrete with a height of 3 meters, a length of 20 meters and a weight of 3 tons. How do you get rid of it without any tools and tools?
At its thickness, the wind has long gone...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117439
 18.08.2015
Interesting fact: cats are the only animals that domesticated on their own initiative and live with people on their own terms.

[ + 32 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117438
 18.08.2015
Interesting facts :
If you woke up healthy this morning, you are happier than a million people who won’t survive the next week.
If you have food, clothes and clothes, a roof over your head and a bed, you are richer than 75% of the world’s people.
If you are reading this, you are not one of the 2 billion people who can’t read.
Maybe it’s not so bad in your life?

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