I didn’t know that Pelevin was here.
YYY: I am not going anywhere.
YYY: That is he...
A: Fuck you in the ass.

In general so. The cat has seven nipples, wool, teeth and nails. There is no navel. There is him. Third day for the whole family. Everyone is tired except the cat.
So let’s go back, better...

Principles are not socks, if you change them often, it smells bad.

Beginning of 2000. Two young people, my good friend and I, decided to drink a beer late on Friday evening, a normal desire. Beer was then sold around the clock, only the trouble was that there was no cash, and the cards in the bars are still not accepted. Nothing to do, go to the bank. The most common ATM with access from the street. I get the money, and at the moment when the ATM issued the banknotes, someone’s hand tried to grab them. My reaction lagged for half a second, but a friend gave the robber a splash, a good splash, until a knock-out and a complete shutdown. The police, the ambulance, the lost night. We sit in the department, I write a statement, the losing robber immediately, in his bracelets, and the young lieutenant asks him, say what you used to two strong boys, obviously what would get in the mouth. The thief insulted: “But before it all worked out!” The lieutenant lost his pen.

At Medvedev’s proposal to change vocation for money, the chief educator of Russia Lebanov first responded.

Joking about cat buds, you understand at least how such conversations hurt women who are over thirty, and there is no cat in the house? This is a remarkable reminder that women are not as good as they are.

The Procolonial Prejudice
Why can’t you just buy yourself? I bought it myself, kept it and all the norms. The vagina does not procure.

I learned all the details of childbirth much later, by reading a book about female physiology that happened to me.

Did you teach biology at school? Or did you not study in school?
This happens in the 5th class.

Zzzz: Is it not the first one? And especially gifted - even in the kindergarten. And those from whom wunderkids grow up - so straight after birth and tell. Until their own memories vanished.

Today is the Day of Homeless Animals.

I looked at the cat: Murzick...Today is not your day!

Oh, you are smart! I chose a fool, he behaved like a fool, so now they are all fools!
Is it normal to choose poor?

Of course, at the meeting he presented himself so: "Hello, I’m a fool".
About "A friend is known in trouble" have you never heard of?

I am going to the endocrinologist. I come to the reception: a lady comes out of the office in front of me. by BOOK. Difficult to pull 300 kg. I couldn’t believe my eyes what happened. Then cautiously asked the doctor: hypothyroidism? diabetes? There was hypofysis adenoma. And yes, the diet did not help at all. The lady just got out of the hospital, her month on the water kept (without jokes) no shifts, tests confirm: she does not eat anything, but does not lose a gram. He was sent to a neurosurgeon, did an MRI, found an adenoma.

"You have never been able to communicate tactfully with a cat"

Do you know what their nails are?!" (C) "An Ordinary Miracle"

The popular bureaucratic brainstorming by changing the surname is the rearrangement of all of her life... and a woman, even in love, must think a hundred and a thousand times whether to respond with consent, because it is her all future life will have to rebuild.

You can change your name, but it is not necessary to change your name!! to

According to Russian legislation, it is unclear what the deceased wrote in his will and to which cat he wrote his thousands. Before the heirs of the first row (husbands, children, parents, siblings), then the second (uncles, nephews), then the third (seventh water on the acid), and if anything remains, it goes to the favorite cat.

Do not write shit. Read the laws better. If the will is made correctly, certified by a notary, and attached to it for reliability a certificate from a psychiatrist on the full capacity of a person on the date of the will - NONE will challenge anything. There is the concept of "obligatory share in inheritance" in the amount of 50% of the share laid down by law. But it only works for disabled children, disabled spouse, disabled parents, as well as dependents who were dependent on the child for at least one year (at the same time dependents who do not belong to the circle of heirs by law must also live this year together with the resting carer). The rest is a hole from the bubble. And dependents also have to prove that the deceased kept them, and did not provide one-off assistance.

Continuing to talk about the wicked.
If you think, why is this a woman? It is not because society tells a woman to get married at any cost, tolerate whatever the husband is, the man in the house is the main happiness of a woman.
And you men, did you think the patriarchate in society works only against women? Surprised

by Stamp

Don’t take a man who got involved before the wedding. It will not be better.

Not many times have already read the phrase "civil marriage", and then how everyone without a stamp in it lives well.. purely for the sake of changing the topic of batch a little differently.. People) Destroy the meaning of the phrase "civil marriage", this is exactly that STAMP, but without marriage. And the fact that people just live with each other and have (maybe) children is cohabitation or something like that.

I can understand purely humanly the reluctance of the young boy to become the father of the child of the girl who accidentally flew from him. But behind what hero he appears after 15-20 years, beats himself with his heel in the chest with the words "the egg"?! to

In our school, boys beat those girls who ate especially loudly. Those who did not eat, but simply gave textbooks on their heads, were not touched. Those to whom they were attached could also perfectly move a textbook or portfolio, but they did it somewhat sluggish, continuing to feed.
P.S These are just my observations (my life experience). It has nothing to do with oppression.

Found the pop? Complicate the game - cats and cats have at least eight nipples - find them all! The most chic to find everything at once, then the cat becomes like a fur coat with buttons.

Cats and cats have 6 to 8 nipples. By the way, maybe 7 - in one place 3, in another 4. This is also a variant of the norm.

Katya, do you know that you are a depricity?