A pregnant woman says:
xxx: What do you think, to get a meeting with a gynecologist by the name of Rukosev is a good sign or not?))
I woke up this morning, took a stand and it was cold.
I will retire, I will grow my beard and I will be happy!!!! to
Is this one that is under the P.Z.Domorдика?
XH: th th th th? to
WOW: Well, with such a beard, the mouth is like a 90 degree twisted mouth.
Oh, you are the fucking one!! I don’t know why I should retire.
If you want to be single, you can also remain single.
The Canaries. When I entered Limopark, I noticed that the treasurer spoke many languages. They are trying to identify nationalities. He said, “Russia is a tourist!”
The answer is: “In the form of morality?”
All over the world, having hacked the account of some politician, they begin to write all kinds of nonsense there, and only in Russia - the truth that everyone has been waiting for so long.
You will not believe! There are posters in Moscow:
Crimea liberated, now Moscow will be liberated!
At the bottom of it is: from the block!
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What are the results of liberation?
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In Crimea traffic jams dohuakilometers appeared)
From the Fire:
Why is it cheap in Siberia? When answering - payroll consideration, yes)
Den26: Apartments and rent are cheaper. Products are cheaper. Transportation is cheaper.
Gasoline is cheaper.
to continue?
Yaginya: P*****i can be swallowed for free.
<yyy> that there are trainees
<yyy> which sticks in the stomach and strikes with electricity?
<xx> and
<xx> this is for training the assembler
<yyy> or to discard the php)))
<XXX> Yellowstone
<XXX> I have a question to you, but I don’t know how to formulate it correctly
YYY> Should I guess what you want to ask me, ask yourself a question and answer it to you?
And now to be more fun: I was just in the store, when the outgoing inspector came, showing that from a certain perspective the sighs are still visible. The girlfriend said, “If you come down to me in a decoult, you’ll see my breasts. Would you say I’m advertising it to you?and "
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For this case there is the end of the famous anecdote, when the man called the inspectors from the JEC, claiming that the windows of the female bathroom are visible from his windows, and he can not live peacefully in this apartment. They looked, looked, and said that they could not see from anywhere. Man: "And you go into the closet!"
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This story also has an end:
The inspector walks up and says:
But nothing can be seen from here either.
Go to the edge of the closet.
Still nothing is seen.
You are at the end.
The inspector falls to the floor.
“Every night,” the resident said sadly.
A month ago I put a box in the Google calendar to send me letters with notifications about upcoming matters. And then I forgot about this calendar... It turned out that Google had an exceptional sense of humor. For four months, every day, at 5 a.m., he sent me a letter of notice. And every day it was the first thing I saw when I turned on the computer. The text is just delicious:
Nothing is planned for today.
And you say, where does procrastination come from.)
If I pay taxes to the state, am I his counterpart?
You, lovers of conquests and long journeys, your time has passed, there is nothing more on the planet to conquer. Give the earth rest. But don’t be upset, but tolerate a little. Your future has not yet arrived. Soon mankind will reach the nearest stars, a new colonial era will begin. Then your time will come - all the heads will become like you. But now, before jumping to distant stars, it is time to establish a stable order on Earth. Do not rush for a while, prepare for more, and let the scientists calmly finish it for you.
Fuck the spacecraft!
How is self-confidence?
%bk%: 4 day brush...
by Lena ))
It is not an indicator.)
I haven’t shaved my legs for two weeks. :)
An atheist came to heaven by chance.
Close the door quietly.
God says you don’t want to
Do not believe
by Nassau
The man who pursues the harvest does not notice the harvest.
What do you know about the April joke?
One cake from Alaska dragged old car tires onto the slope of the volcano for a year to light them on April 1. Half a city in panic, local emergency services are mobilizing...
From April 1st, guys!
So, let’s get a buzz?
It is 4 o’clock in the morning!
I ask you what time is?
I went to the store for greenfield tea. The seller told me that it appeared the same, only with honey. Without looking thrown into the bag)) and only at home understood why there is no honey in the tea :) and for this woman it will always be there))
The tea is called "camomile MEADOW"