How about a good car?

He: Well, I buy - I drive, as I get the right. If you behave well :D

She: And if I behave badly, will you drive before you get the rights?

Maradona considers the Russian national team one of the best in the world

The old man gave up his mind to drugs.

He took his wife out of work.
She did not see the village.
We have a mindset (M). I go out.
M: Not attached, the penalty!
I: picture or video show (we now have it according to the rules in Kazakhstan).
M: What is unconscious? that is. He has no niche, no photo or video.
I: No (I swear 500 dollars)
M: I have thought. and breathing.
M: I don’t like the smell. I will have to go for an examination. * Returns the money
According to our rules: If the assumptions of the employee of the automotive inspection did not confirm, the driver has the right to write an application for reimbursement by the auto inspector of the amount of the fine (in this case for alcohol 12 000 money)
I: If I am clean, I will make a statement to you.
M: These are our problems.
I went, gave the analysis, clean.
I: Titles, FIO, No Battalion, I will make a statement
I forgive you the belt. Why do you do so?
Give me 500 dollars for gasoline.
Now I am proud to go.))) from the mint bribes removed )))

A sensation!! to
According to the results of research by Colgate experts, 80% of the bacteria accumulate not on the teeth... but on the hands and feet!!! to

A two-day trip to Moscow
We stayed at the train station. ?

I went crazy with my family there.

X: So we went?
Yyy: No, there the rain begins
Are you afraid of water from the sky?! to
YYY: Interesting, did Noah say that too?

The phrase "Swing a fork into a dishwasher" in the 19th century would have some different, somewhat sinister meaning...

Only today realized the entire depth of the word shit, I read in the dictionary of Russian matta:
"Pizzeria - the end of the Pizzeria"

We’ll just drink where? I do not want to be on the street.
Please be calm, I’t drink vodka on the street.
XHH: This is a smart, parents educated well.
We will enter the entrance.

There was nothing to do at work. I was taken to the online game, decided to be a fool. Connected to the server, the game began. Funny is. Then I started paying attention to the names of the players and suddenly I realized that one of them was my director. I panicked to close the browser, behind the closet the boss’s voice "Fuck! If you were out, you would play"
The fuel!! to

I open the refrigerator and see that my molded cheese is covered with mold.

xxx (13/08/2009)
The head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation approved the code of the police officer: "do not drink, do not smoke, clean, loud and restrained."

xxx (13/08/2009)
)))))))))))

xxx (13/08/2009)
Wake him up.)

The boss gave birth to the phrase:
To sleep well, you need to sleep 8 hours a day.
8 hours a night.

Rome (10:39:28 12/08/2009)
Why do horses that live by the ocean not swim in it? Are they afraid of Medusa?
The Slave (10:40:15 12/08/2009)
They are afraid of a transgenic carrots that floats in coastal waters and anal punishes the horses who have grown.

Today pleased the announcement on one of the entrances:-"Dear residents of the upper floors-do not throw the bullshit from the balconies!!We will not burn the firefighters together"

Take the potatoes and dig it up.
4 days already digging, half only accumulated ><
I am not a happy farmer.

I was on the train. Dico "luckily" got into the plateau coupe with the dembel twigs. I thought they would all get drunk and run into the wall. Therefore, he was lying all the way in his place on the upper shelf. The guys did not pay attention to me and drank. Eventually, the Nims were exhausted and they went to sleep. I also slept peacefully. I was awakened by a wild whistle. It turns out that one of the desanters decided to go through the affairs and jumped up as if in a prompt. However, he did not consider that the upper regiment. He hit his forehead at the 3rd regiment and went to sleep. A minute later he again jumped up and again enthralled from the scale to the regiment, completing the defeat with a calm voice from below. "When you are an oak. Imagine you are in a BMD and bent off landing"

The guys were quite adequate and on the second day we drank and ate together.

from one forum. Deprivation of virginity:

by Nataly75
I'm 13 with my mom's 28 year old girlfriend.I liked it very much!
XXX is
Are you a girl or a boy?
by Nataly75
I am man

<ultraSLIM> When I stand in the shower, I am also metal, all in the skin and hairy. Trudeau

The best pleasure is the absence of its consequences.